alfdogg 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2007 [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits, and the crowd goes crazy as Thunderkid makes his way to the ring. COLE Here comes Thunderkid, for a triple threat match, and he doesn't even know if he'll be defending his title! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is a triple threat match, scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, hailing from Green Bay, Wisconsin! He weighs in at 250 pounds, and is the REIGNING OAOAST Heartland champion...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] COLE And of course, Thunderkid defeating Alfdogg in that big Christmas Deathmatch just a couple weeks ago, and winning the Heartland title for the first time! TK waits in the ring, as [i]Renagade[/i] hits and boos fill the arena as Reject makes his way down. BUFFER [i]Hailing from the Bronx, weighing in at 235 pounds...he is the REIGNING OAOAST X-division champion...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] COLE It's been about a month and a half since Reject became the X-division champion, but will it be on the line here tonight? We'll find out shortly. Reject does the arms outstretched pose on the buckles. *BbwWbAhmotherfuckerLlIiiBbbEErRrAATtTeeyYyOUUurRrMmmMmMiIInNnDddDd!!* Bohemoth walks through the curtains as the crowd explodes. BUFFER [i]And from Greenville, South Carolina, weighing in at 284 pounds...he is the REIGNING OAOAST 24/7 champion...BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMOTHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!![/i] Bo poses on the buckles as the crowd cheers. COLE Bohemoth in the ring, the 24/7 champion, and we're ready to find out if he'll be defending his title! Let's go to Mean Gene and Maria! OKERLUND Ok, Maria, let's show these great fans what championship is going to be on the line! Bo stands at the back of the ring while TK and Reject stand in the two corners nearest the entrance, as Okerlund points up to the big screen, as all the lights go out, and digital numbers spin around next to the options, much like at a gas station. When they stop, this is what appears: Heartland title: 35% [b]X-Division title: 39%[/b] 24/7 title: 26% The crowd cheers, as Reject shakes his head in disbelief in the corner. COACH Aw, this isn't fair! COLE It certainly is, the fans voted on it! That was the criteria for this show! So Reject will be defending the X-title in this triple threat match! The referee takes TK and Bo's belts and hands them to the timekeeper, then receives the X-title and raises it in the air, then calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* All three men stand around each other and size one another up. They start to circle the ring, then move in again slowly. Suddenly, Reject delivers a thumb to the eye of Bo, then rakes the eyes of TK and backs him into a corner. Reject gets in a couple right hands, then TK spins him around and starts hammering away. COLE Reject striking first, but it didn't last long! Bo gathers his senses, then comes over and shoves TK aside to go after Reject. Bo lands a couple rights, then is shoved aside himself by TK, who goes back to work. Bo then levels TK from behind, and whips him into the ropes. Bo catches TK with a big back elbow! COLE And a nice elbow there by Bohemoth, the 24/7 champion! COACH And if he gets a pin right here, he'll own two belts! Reject slides outside to take a breather, as Bo scoops up TK for a slam, but TK slips behind the back and delivers a back suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! TK gets to his feet, and walks right into a spinning heel kick from Reject! COLE And Reject picking his spots, a nice spinning heel kick there! Reject stomps away on Bo, then picks him up and delivers a standing dropkick! Reject does the arms outstretched pose, drawing boos, then picks Bo up again. He whips him into TK, who is just getting to his feet at the ropes, but TK ducks and Bo goes over the top to the floor! COLE And a little inadvertent teamwork there by the former partners! Reject spins TK around and tries a right hand, but TK blocks and delivers on of his own. TK delivers a couple more right, then whips Reject into the ropes and catches him with a backdrop! TK allows Reject to get to his feet, then delivers another Irish whip, but this time Reject ducks a clothesline and delivers a BIG spinning wheel kick! COACH And a beautiful wheel kick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject spots Bo trying to climb back onto the apron, so he runs over and catches him with a baseball slide! COACH And Reject's got everything under control right now! Reject follows Bo out, and rams his back into the ring apron! He then attempts a suplex on the floor, but Bo blocks with a blow to the gut! The two then begin to trade blows, as TK scales the buckles from the inside. COACH Watch TK here! TK nails both men with a SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO THE FLOOR~! COACH/COLE :o The crowd starts a brief "HO-LY SHIT!" chant, as all three men lay on the floor. COLE TK with an amazing move, taking out both Reject and Bohemoth, but also taking himself out momentarily! TK slowly gets to his feet, then rolls Reject back inside, and immediately goes for a cover... 1... 2... Kickout! TK picks Reject up and whips him into a corner. He charges, but runs right into Reject's foot! Reject delivers a foot to the gut, and sets up the PITCH BLACK~!!!111, but Bo breaks it up with a HUGE clothesline! Bo yells out to the crowd, which responds with cheers! COLE And Bo is into it now! Bo delivers forearms to the back of TK, then picks him up and delivers a RUNNING POWERSLAM~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Bo slowly gets to his feet, and delivers rights to Reject. He backs Reject into a corner, and alternates rights and forearm blows to the sternum. He then whips Reject across, but Reject dodges a charge, and Bo runs chest-first into the corner. Reject school-boys him... 1... 2... Kickout! Bo tries a clothesline, but Reject ducks, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Bo counters with a knee to the gut, then whips Reject into the ropes, and catches him with a SPINEBUSTER~! COLE Bo with the spinebuster! 1... 2... TK breaks it up! COACH And TK in there just in the nick of time! TK scoops up Bo, and hangs him in the corner in the Tree of Woe! COLE Oh, look at this! Smart move by TK! TK then hooks Reject in a front facelock! COLE And he's looking to end it here! TK goes for the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111 However, Reject slides behind the back, and counters with a GERMAN SUPLEX~! 1... 2... Kickout! TK holds his head, as Bo is pulling himself upright. Reject makes his way over to the corner and hammers on the back of Bo, then turns him around on the buckles. Reject scales the ropes, and delivers a HURRICANRANA~! COACH There you go, Reject! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE But Bo able to escape! Reject then goes to the top rope. COLE And now Reject going to take to the air! Reject gets his balance up top, and attempts a somersault senton, but Bo rolls out of the way! All three men are laying on the mat, as the crowd cheers. COLE And the crowd really into this one! TK gets to his feet, and picks up Bo, but Bo counters with an inverted atomic drop, followed by a HUGE clothesline! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Reject gathers his senses, and catches Bo from his right side with a thrust kick, sending him through the ropes to the floor. Reject then goes after TK, delivering a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a second! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Reject attempts an Irish whip, but TK reverses. Reject ducks a clothesline, then hops over TK as he drops down, but gets caught in a PRESS SLAM~! and tossed to the mat! TK hears the cheers from the crowd as he gets psyched. COLE And now it's TK back in the driver's seat! TK picks up Reject, and delivers a FALCON ARROW~! 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COLE And Reject just does escape! TK picks up Reject one more time...and delivers the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111 COLE That'll do it! Cover... 1... 2... ...but Bo pulls TK out of the ring! COACH Wow, was that close! Bo and TK slug it out on the floor briefly, with TK getting the better of the exchange, and rolling Bo back into the ring. TK hammers Bo in a corner, then brings him out and attempts a vertical suplex. However, Bo blocks, then blocks a second time, and delivers one of his own! COLE And it's Bo getting the suplex! Bo and TK lay on the mat, until Reject reaches in and drags Bo out to the floor. He sets up Bo, and whips him ito the steel steps! Reject then starts to pick apart an announcer's table! COACH Uh-oh... Once Reject finishes "cleaning" the table, he goes back after Bo, but Bo fights back! He knocks Reject onto a second announce table, then follows him up, and sets up a move, but Reject drops down and delivers a low blow, then picks up a monitor and blasts him with it! COLE Bo obviously planning to use Reject's tactics against him there, but Reject was having none of that! TK slowly makes his way to the floor, and joins both men on the table. He and Reject look at one another, and set up a double suplex on Bo. COACH Look at this, Cole! COLE Reject and TK working together here now... Reject and TK lift Bo, and SUPLEX HIM THROUGH THE OTHER TABLE~! COLE/COACH :o Crowd: HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! TK slides into the ring, and waits for Reject to follow. He does, and the two begin to trade blows, as the crowd gets into it! COLE And now it's the former partners going at it, and the crowd is eating it up! TK starts to get the better of the exchange, when Reject goes to the eyes. TK staggers over to the ropes, and Reject tries to deliver a German suplex! TK holds onto the ropes to block, then spins around, and delivers a belly-to-belly overhead which takes Reject outside to the floor! COACH Whoa! TK follows, ramming Reject face-first into the steps, then rolls him back inside. TK backs into the ropes, and floors him with a BICYCLE KICK~! He then picks him up, and sets up a powerbomb, but Reject slides down to his feet, and delivers the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE EULOGY~! COACH That's it, baby! Cover... 1... 2... NO!!! Bo makes the save at the last second! COLE But no! And I can't believe Bo is back in there! Reject slowly gets to his feet, and stomps away at Bo. He then picks up Bo and sets up the PITCH BLACK~!!!111, but Bo counters with a backdrop to the floor! COLE And Reject out to the outside once again! TK hammers Bo from behind, then scoops him up and delivers a fallaway slam! He then waits on Bo to get up, and sets up the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111 COLE This is a big man he's attempting this on... However, Bo slips behind the back, and delivers the STYLE INJECTION~! Bo then calls for the finish! COACH And now it's Bo signaling the end! Bo whips TK into the ropes, and catches him with the EROTIC AWAKENING OF B-CATATONIC~!!!!!11111 COLE THAT'S IT! Bo gets up to celebrate, and Reject pounces, delivering the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 Reject then hops on TK and hooks the leg... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COLE DAMN IT! Reject steals it right from under Bo's nose! BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...and STILL OAOAST X-division champion...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] Reject slides out and grabs his belt, and makes his way to the back. COLE Bo did the damage, and Reject picks up the glory! COACH Wait a minute, Cole, how can you say that? Reject got the pin after hitting the Eulogy on Bo! He pinned TK by choice, he could have pinned either one of them right there! COLE Whatever the case may be, Reject has answered the call of the people, and Reject remains the OAOAST X-division champion! Let's go to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
