Anderson Cup: America's Team vs Hell's Hitmen

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Verdi's [i]Requiem[/i] plays, and the Hell's Hitmen make their way to the ring, as the camera gets several shots of terrified children in the audience.

COLE
And we're set for our second match in the Anderson Cup tournament!  Let's go to Michael Buffer!

BUFFER
[i]The following contest is a first-round match in the Anderson Cup tag team tournament, scheduled for one fall!  Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 687 pounds...the team of JINGUS and THE SADIST, collectively known as HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL'SSSSSSS HITMEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i]

COLE
And here comes the biggest team in this tournament, in what should prove to be one of its most interesting matchups, against one of the favorites in the tournament, Moss and Benjamin, America's Team!

COACH
And I think we could see our first upset of the tournament, Cole, these guys are sadistic!

COLE
No doubt, you can't count out the Sadist and JINGUS!

[i]Stars and Stripes Forever[/i] plays, and Moss and Benjamin make their way to the ring, carrying their flags.

BUFFER
[i]Their opponents, at a total combined weight of 485 pounds...the team of CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMERICAAAAAAAAAAAA'SSSSSSSS TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM!!!!![/i]

Moss and Benjamin pose on the buckles, then set their flags outside as the referee calls for the bell.

*DING DING DING*

COACH
Interesting to see how these two teams match up!

COLE
Absolutely, Moss and Benjamin do a lot of wrestling and Benjamin is a great high-flyer, lots of finesse on that side, and with Hell's Hitmen, it's anything but!  A total contrast of styles!

Benjamin starts off the match, and is met by the Sadist.  The two tie up, and the Sadist immediately shoves Benjamin down to the mat.  He raises his arms in the air, and is booed by the crowd.

COACH
And Benjamin making a mistake right now, he shouldn't be trying to match power with these guys!

Benjamin gets up, then sizes up the Sadist, before backing into the ropes and going for a shoulder tackle, only to bounce right off and fall to the mat.  Benjamin gets up and puts his hands on his hips, then thumbs Sadist in the eye!

COACH
Oh, what is that?

Benjamin then hits a dropkick, before climbing the top rope, and finally knocking him to the mat with a flying clothesline!  Cover...

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Kickout!

Benjamin is shoved right into his corner off the cover.

COLE
And a powerful kickout by the Sadist!

Sadist walks over and tags in JINGUS, who steps in and approaches Benjamin.  He shoves Benjamin back into the ropes.  Benjamin uses the ropes to hold himself up, then makes his way back over to JINGUS, then gives him a shove back, enough to deliver a dropkick, which the big man simply brushes off!

COLE
Nothing doing on that dropkick by Quentin Benjamin!

COACH
JINGUS may have enjoyed it, who knows?

Benjamin talks to JINGUS, as JINGUS just stands and takes it all in.  Suddenly, JINGUS attempts a dropkick of his own, getting about two feet off the mat, and Benjamin sidesteps it, then drops a leg to the back of his head!  He then tags in Moss, as JINGUS gets to his feet near the ropes.

COLE
And now a tag to Moss, after that ill-advised dropkick attempt by JINGUS!

Moss circles the ring a couple times, then moves in on him, but JINGUS gets a foot to the gut, then sends Moss into the ropes.  Moss ducks a clothesline, then lunges at JINGUS, who catches Moss and plants him with a Boss Man slam!

COLE
And how quickly the tide turns here, as one big move from JINGUS and now Moss in trouble!

JINGUS tags in the Sadist, then whips Moss into a corner, before whipping the Sadist across into him for an AVALANCHE~!

COACH
And nice teamwork by the big men!

Sadist whips him across and tries another one, but Moss dodges it, then tags Benjamin, who goes to the top, and dives off, but Sadist catches him and then falls forward!

COACH
And a nice counter by Sadist, just when it looked as if America's Team would reclaim the advantage!

Cover...

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Kickout!

Sadist whips Benjamin across the ring, so hard that Benjamin does a front flip upon hitting the buckles, and lands on his back!

COLE
And tremendous power by the Sadist!

Sadist tags in JINGUS, who lifts Benjamin in a PRESS SLAM~!, and drops him on his stomach on the mat, then drops an elbow to the lower back!  Cover...

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Shoulder up!

JINGUS drags Benjamin over to the corner, and tags in the Sadist.  JINGUS grabs a front facelock, and Sadist pounds away as the referee counts.  JINGUS steps out, and Sadist applies a bearhug.

COLE
And a bearhug applied by the Sadist, will it be enough?

Benjamin fights it briefly, but eventually fades.  The referee lifts his arm...

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Benjamin holds through on the third lift!  Benjamin delivers a right hand!  Then a second!  And a third!  The hold is broken, and Benjamin goes to the ropes and ducks a clothesline, but gets caught by the BIG BOOT~! of the Sadist!  Cover...

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Shoulder up!

COLE
Just when it looked like Benjamin had some momentum going, he gets drilled with the big boot of the Sadist!

Tag made to JINGUS, who methodically hammers Benjamin around the ring.  He sets up a powerbomb, but Benjamin sunset flips over the back, then rolls to his feet, and makes the tag to Moss!

COLE
And somehow Benjamin makes the tag to Moss!

Moss comes in and hammers away on JINGUS, then delivers a SUPERKICK~!  But JINGUS simply staggers backwards!  Moss delivers a second, same result!

COLE
Two superkicks from Moss, and nothing doing!

Moss runs to the ropes, comes back with a sidestep, and delivers a third, and JINGUS goes backwards, and falls back over the top rope!

COACH
And JINGUS out to the floor!

Sadist steps in, and gets caught with right hands.  Benjamin steps in, and ducks down behind Sadist, sweeping his legs as Moss backs into the ropes and delivers a clothesline!

COLE
They got the double goozle!

Benjamin runs to the ropes, and catches JINGUS with a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~!

COLE
And Benjamin taking out JINGUS!  And now up to the top!

Sadist is up on his feet, and Moss gets on all fours behind him, as Benjamin delivers a flying bodypress!  Moss gets up and sits on top of Benjamin as the referee counts...

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*DING DING DING*

COLE
And Moss and Benjamin have advanced!

BUFFER
[i]Here are your winners...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMERICAAAAAAAAAAAA'SSSSSSSS TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM!!!!![/i]

COACH
That's not right!  You can't have two guys making the cover!

COLE
Well, the referee allowed it at his discretion, and the result is a pinfall victory for America's Team, who will now take on  the team of Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright in the quarterfinals!  Right now, let's go to...