Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2007 If this could go on before the Black T/Gunslingers match that would be super duper! Tony or KC, you can edit anything you'd like. I guess the rest of you could do the same, but I dunno why you'd want to! We go backstage where Mean Gene Okerlund is chillin' like a villain with those wild west cowboys, The Lonestar Gunslingers. The duo are dressed identically, wearing tight blue jeans and black cowboy hats. The absence of shirts doesn't go unnoticed by the female fans, who go absolutely gaga over their washboard abs and finely sculpted bodies. BABY BOYS IZ LOOKIN' STUPID FOOOOOINE! GENE OKERLUND Fans, I'm currently with one of the hottest young tag teams in the OAOAST, Anderson Cup competitors, The Lonestar Gunslingers. Baron Windels, Jock Mulligan, we all saw the heinous acts committed against you last week by the Sooner Bruisers. The Bruisers were fined ten thousand dollars a piece, but I'm sure that's small consolation to you. Please, tell us how you're holding up. BARON WINDELS Mister Okerlund, I've been in a lot of scraps in my day, lost few, won many, but I ain't never taken a beatin' like that in my life, and I pray to god I never have to take one like that again. Could hardly drag my rotten carcass out of bed the next morning. My bones is still store from all that. Saw the doc today, and he said if that had gone on any longer me and Jock woulda been doin this here interview from a pair of wheelchairs. But, the fact that we're here, standing on our own two feet is all thanks to Miss Alix Maria Spezia and Miss Krista Isadora Duncan , who came to our aid when we needed help the most. That was right decent of them lasses. THE TEXAS TWISTER JOCK MULLIGAN Yeah, real decent, real honorable. (Jock fixes a deadly gaze upon the camera) Bruisers, the fact that yer from Oklahoma is reason enough for us to wanna stomp your asses into dust. All you did last week was give us a lot more provocation to go ahead and do it. Boys, you better watch out, because we're huntin for ya, and we're gonna getcha. We may not getcha today, tomorrow, next week or even next month. But believe you me, Bruisers, there will come a time when yer walkin down the street and you come face to face with the two meanest roughnecks the state of Texas has ever produced! And when that times comes, ya'll two better turn tail and run, because we're lookin' to put a bad hurtin' on ya! The females in the audience pop for Jock's passionately stated threat. Of course Jock is so hot that he could've said “Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers” and they still would've cheered. OKERLUND Fellas, let's discuss Black T, your opponents in tonight's Anderson Cup quarter final match. The mention of Black T puts a confused expression on Jock's face. JOCK Black T, Black T. That name sound real familiar don't it, Baron? BARON Yeah it do. It kinda do. JOCK Just tryin' to think where I done heard it before. BARON Ain't that the team we beat in last years Anderson Cup? JOCK Naw. BARON Yeah! JOCK Couldn't be! I remember that team as being a pair of young, strong, though, bad ass, stallions. But this team they got us facing tanight, well, they look like they've been through the mill a few times. Couple of old, washed up, worn out, mares, ready to have the bullet put to their head so they can be made into glue. BARON That's the same team! Swear on my pa's grave. Mister Okerlund, lend me a hand here. OKERLUND The Black T you'll see before you tonight is the same Black T you saw before you last year. BARON Hey, Black T, if you're listening, and I don't know if you can hear that well in yer old age, but we beat you pretty good last year, made you look like a couple of wet behind the ears amateurs. Now, you can chalk that up to beginners luck all you want, but the bottom line is, we've only gotten better and better since then. And the way I'm looking at it, ya'll have only gotten worse and worse. JOCK Transatlantic wrecking crew, OAOAST legends, former tag team champions, former world champions. All them accomplishments don't mean jack to me because the last time we metcha, you was looking up at the lights getting' pinned one two three. You think you want a piece of the Lonestar Gunslingers, but I can smell the fear on your breath from miles away. You lilly livered bastards are scared to death. And well you should be. Because the tag team division may be the house that Black T built, but you built it in 2005. It's 2007 and it ain't it your house no more. It's ours, and we will lay you to rest whenever we feel like it. And unfortunately for ya'll, today is exactly when we feel like it. In case ya haven't been payin' attention, we're a hell of lot better then you Rodeo Clowns. We proved it last year, we'll prove it this year, and we'll prove it anytime you feel the need to come 'n test us. The audience reacts with excited murmurs to Jock's throwing down of the gauntlet. OKERLUND Wow! Black T certainly has something to think about tonight! Thank you for your time, gentlemen. Micheal, Johnathan, back to you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
