1/17 SWF STORM PREE SHOW~

[The Amazing Rando 0]

"Sure we took a week off, but who cares!"

 

"I do."

 

"And who are you?" Stevie Pree appears on camera, his eyes turned off screen to an unknown figure that soon makes his presence very clear.

 

"I'm your boss, and there's not going to be a Pree Show tonight."

 

"WHAT?" Tom Flesher walks into frame, looking his usual dapper self as he stands over the smaller Pree.

 

"No show tonight. I have an announcement about the Clusterfuck to make, and I don't want your cue-card reading to get in my way."

 

"I don't use cue cards!" replies Pree as a cue card with those words is thrown into frame by an unlucky intern. "They'll edit that out in post, Mr. Fisher."

 

"FLESH-ER. My name is Mister FLESHER. Anyway, the Clusterfuck is coming up and the PR people wanted me to come on your goofy show and talk about it, but I'm not about to subject myself to that. So I'm just going to use your silly air-time to just get these things out of the way..." Tom pushes Stevie to the side and turns toward the camera.

 

"Greetings, SWF audience." his mood changes, "Our annual Clusterfuck pay-per-view is only two weeks away, and I thought I would let a few things slip out a little early. That's just good marketing, I say. First off, as you all should know, Michael Stephens is officially the number one entrant into the Clusterfuck this year thanks to his victory last week. Secondly, I wish to announce that there is going to be a tag team match featuring the newest tag team in the SWF -- The Cadillac Boys -- taking on the oldest tag team in the SWF, yes, Wild & Dangerous..."

 

"Who and who?" Stevie jumps back in front of Tom, who is not amused at the talk show host's complete lack of knowledge of the company.

 

"You don't need to know. The fans know, and that's all I needed to get off my chest, now if you will please --- get...off...me --- excuse me, you can see yourself out of the building. And if I find that other guy, Davey, I'll throw him out too."

 

"You'll never catch me!" Davey Post's voice can be heard from...somewhere...as Tom turns, grumbling, and tries to get away from the camera.

 

"Wait a minute! WAIT!" Stevie screams, causing Tom to turn back around. "Can I at least ask you one question, like...an interview?" Stevie motions with his hand to get a question up in front of him on his cue cards as Flesher turns back around, playing along if it will shut the guy up. "Okay, alright..." he looks over at his card quickly and turns back to Tom, "What are you looking forward to on tonight's show?"

 

"Well, let's just put it this way, Insane Luchador can possibly win his match. He did it once. And I think he's money." and before Stevie Pree can even begin to figure out exactly who or what Tom Flesher was talking about, the scene fades out.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

I was going to do the whole big "show" thing like I did last time, but I'm so burnt out right now that this right here pretty much accomplishes everything that I wanted it to. And yes, everything I just said *WILL* happen, except for maybe that part about the Insane Luchador.

 

 

..but I don't know.