The Official Terri Hatred Thread

[Guest buffybeast]

Look, I don't have anything against Terri personally.  I think she is a nice person outside the ring and has a lean body.  

 

But many of my fellow posters have said not-so-nice things about Terri.  Most of the comments have been about Terri's Ethiopian like body and her old looking face.  I've also read comments basically stating that Terri's face looks like it has been sandblasted with plastic.

 

I actually find these comments funny.  So please post your negative comments about Terri here.

[Guest]

Paul Heyman said it best when speaking of Perry Saturn's beloved mop, Moppy: "If you were to tie two ballons to that thing, it would look just like Terri."

 

Terri is grotesque. Even in her "prime" ten years ago, Terri looked like someone nearly beat her to death with the ugly stick. A total skank.

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

I'm fine with Terri..

 

..outside of the ring. It's when she tries to wrestle that it bothers me. Hell, Hogan can work better than Terri can. That's bad. She's the only "diva" I'd be suprised to see with clothes actually on.

 

-Shiro

[Guest buffybeast]

Here's a pic of Terri to help move the hatred thread along:

 

 

[Guest Youth N Asia]

When you get past all 58 lbs of her...and he lack of talent in the ring...and her face...

 

She's about useless on the mic as well...I don't know why they keep her one...there are plenty more hot chicks that look good and can wrestle.

 

Terri does nothing for me bonerwise or ringwise

[Guest buffybeast]

I think Terri is kept around because she does a lot of public relations for the company.  She is very personable and nice to the fans on most occasions.

 

Also, I sincerely believe that WWF execs see Terri as the quintessential WWF diva.

 

She's also been in WWF longer than any other diva, seven years.  Loyalty is very important to Vince.

[Guest]

ya know, seeing each rib on her body so clearly makes me wonder, has she ever heard of eating?

[Guest converge241]

Terri looks like a nasty dying monkey face ho with a bad 70's feathered haircut and bio-engineered nipples

[Guest dreamer420]

bio-engineered nipples

do you think they shoot stuff out?

[Guest]

See what I mean?

 

Oh, and buffy, I think Trish Stratus is more the New Model WWE Diva than Terri. This isn't so much personal preference--though it kinda is, as I'd MUCH rather do Trish than Terri--but more due to the fact Terri is too old.

[Guest What?!]

I think Terri looks nice for a 60 year old.

 

"She's not even 40!"

 

Yikes. Terri didn't age well at all.

[Guest buffybeast]

Terri looks like a nasty dying monkey face ho with a bad 70's feathered haircut and bio-engineered nipples

Goddamn, man, tell us how you really feel?

 

Actually, I do think Terri is 40 years old.  I believe that she is 3 or 4 years older than Dustin, who is 37-38.  

 

Still, Terri looks nasty in some pics.  I will try to find more to keep the Terri hatred alive.

[Guest dreamer420]

have you seen most of the 40 year old woman out there?  i'd say terri looks pretty damn good for her age.

[Guest buffybeast]

Yes, she does.  She looks way better than my professor, who's 43 I think.  She's a typical fat, frumpy, soccer mom.

 

[Guest Ripper]

But if I have to see a 40 year old woman with implants on WWE TV, I would much rather it be Ivory.  She can wrestle, is good on the mic and is still very hot.

[Guest]

I agree that she looks good for her age, but why is trying to act like she's in her 20s?

[Guest dreamer420]

so you should take it easy on her then.

[Guest J*ingus]

Take it easy, my ass.  Just look at the picture that Buffybeast posted, for god's sake.  I counted a dozen ribs in that pic, literally.  She is far, far too skinny.  That's abnormally thin for anybody, much less for a forty-year-old woman who's had two children.  I'm serious, it could cause her medical problems if she doesn't change it.

[Guest buffybeast]

I counted at least nine ribs.  I applaud Terri for taking care of herself.  But damn, that pic is nasty.

 

I wonder how she looks without makeup first thing in the morning.  Better than me, I'm sure.  But she's got to look scary.

[Guest treble charged]

It almost looks like someone is wrapping their hands around her, as her ribs look like fingers.

[Guest buffybeast]

Here's a question for all the guys:  If Terri wasn't famous and she looked like she does now, would you shag her?

 

[Guest dreamer420]

first off she is twice my age and I try not to date over 30, but a good shag wouldn't be to bad I bet.  i know she has been around the block a time or two in her life.

 

thanks for fixing the link.

[Guest treble charged]

I actually like that picture.  That one, and the one where she has her body painted, they're both nice.

[Guest razazteca]

I would shag her but be very cautious of the fake breasts, fearing of toxic waste leaking out.

 

Worst implants of the Divas

[Guest swan]

Ok, I don't think Terri is 40. I do believe the most recent figure I have seen was 36. At this point she falls in the MILF category. She obviously is a sun worshipper which would be why she is aging badly in the face. But I don't care what anyone here says, she is totally do-a-bul (sp? is that a word). She reminds me of a mom of an ex-girlfriend I had when I was 16. Mom was 35/36-ish and while she didn't have the best face, her body was smokin' and she knew it.

 

Anyways I guess it's your own opinion. I think somebody like Molly won't be anything to write home about when she is pushing 40.

[Guest swan]

Here's a question for all the guys:  If Terri wasn't famous and she looked like she does now, would you shag her?

I'd take her for a test drive. She reminnds me of the older women at clubs that like the younger guys. She would without a doubt be picking me up rather the other way around. Being she is older and probally very well experienced she'd show me things that would make my head explod, and thats a good thing. Plus I'd bet money on it she likes it were the sun don't shine. Gotta like the anal if you want to be considered the perfect female in my book.

[Guest buffybeast]

Gotta like the anal if you want to be considered the perfect female in my book.

WTF?  That part of your body was not even designed for penetration.  How can that make a woman 'perfect'?

 

I've read rumors that Terri was wild in WCW.  So she and Dustin (or other people) probably experiemented with that way of sex.

[Guest dreamer420]

Gotta like the anal if you want to be considered the perfect female in my book.

it's a plus if the girl likes it but I don't think that makes the perfect woman either.

[Guest swan]

WTF?  That part of your body was not even designed for penetration.  How can that make a woman 'perfect'?

I knew that would get a rise out of you. Nothing wrong with anal when both party's are into it.

[Guest papacita]

If Terri was famous or not, I'd hit that.