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HD: Tiny COD announcement

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Told ya it was tiny. Teeeeeeny tiny. Teeeeeeny weeeeeeeny tiny tiny. Small. Pint-sized. Microscopic.

 

COLE
Coach, before we continue I'd like to...

COACH
Explain why you're wearing a push-up bra?

COLE
No. I'd like to inform all the loyal OAOAST fans of a very exciting, once in a life time opportunity. The OAOAST has teamed up with Ebay.com and the Tibetan Freedom Organization to bring to you a very unique charity auction. With this auction you have a chance to bid on the opportunity to spend a day with the OAOAST's two most popular ladies, Alix Maria Spezia, and Krista Isadora Duncan! That's right, you could be the lucky person who gets chill with Hollywood's “It” girls, Chicks Over Dicks. All proceeds go to Tibetan Freedom Organization, and the winner will be announced live on HeldDOWN on February 15th. So, what are you waiting for? Bid today!

[url="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/Portfree/auc2.jpg"][B](CLICK HERE FOR THE AUCTION!!!)[/B][/url]

COACH
Man, you ugly and you stupid. The people who got the money to spend on a charity auction damn sure ain't watching no pro wrestling. Look at the audience, Cole, this ain't exactly the same clientèle frequenting Spagos and driving BMWs. Forget an auction, these morons can't even afford an OAOAST divas calendar to beat off to. Truth, Cole. Truth.

Edited by Patty O'Green

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