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AP: Alf/Reject at the tumbler

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This will be the first number-drawing segment, presuming there are more than this one.

 

Cut backstage, where Bill Watts stands at the tumbler.

WATTS
We ready to get this thing started? (to someone off-camera)  All right, then.  Come on in, boys!

Reject walks onto the screen from the left side, and Alfdogg from the right.  The two exchange looks at each other, as the crowd boos.

ALF
With all due respect, Mr. Watts, I only see one "boy" standing here. (looks at Reject)

REJECT
(laughs) Well, it's no problem.  Come the Rumble, I'll make a man out of you soon enough.

*crowd buzzes*

WATTS
OK, you two have been chosen as the first two to choose your numbers.  Good luck!

ALF
You first.  You can have your draw of any number...but it won't matter in the end.

Reject picks his ball out, and opens it, taking a look at his number.  He cracks a big smile.

REJECT
Oh, I think it does matter.

ALF
Well, we'll see.  Meanwhile, let me show you how a man does it.

Alf reaches into the tumbler and grabs a ball, then opens it and grabs the paper.

ALF
You ready?

Reject nods, while still smiling.

ALF
(opens the paper) Read it, and weep!

Reject nods sarcastically, as Alf turns and looks at his number.  Alf's jaw drops, shocked, as the crowd cheers.

REJECT
(laughing) Believe me, Alf...I'm weeping inside.

*crowd cheers*

REJECT
(slaps Alf on the back) Good luck!

Alf crumbles up his number, then watches Reject leave the room.  Alf starts to say something to Watts, but stops, and simply leaves the room in a huff.

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