alfdogg 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2007 [i]Money Talks[/i] hits, and boos fill the arena, as Theodore Moneymaker, laughing maniacally, walks through the curtains, followed by Christian Wright. COLE Time for another Anderson Cup match! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following is a second-round matchup in the Anderson Cup Tournament, scheduled for one fall! Making their way down the aisle, at a combined weight of 462 pounds! They are the #3 seed in the Los Infernales bracket...introducing first, hailing from Washington, DC...CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRISSSSSSSSTIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIGHT!!!!! His tag team partner, hailing from Vero Beach, Florida, he is the CEO of the Enterprise...THHHHHHHEODOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEE EEEEE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMONEYYYYYYYYYYYYMMMMMMMMAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRR!!!!![/i] COLE And this team got here with a victory over the Love Doctors, the former HI-YAH tag team champions! *shot of Teddy laughing* COLE And there you see Theodore Moneymaker, one of the hot newcomers in the OAOAST! [i]Stars and Stripes Forever[/i] hits, and Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin make their way down the aisle. BUFFER [i]Their opponents...at a combined weight of 485 pounds...they are the #2 seed in the Los Infernales Bracket, the team of CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA'S TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM!!!!![/i] Moss and Benjamin slide into the ring and pose on the corner, then jump back down. The referee checks them, and calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* COLE And this match underway! The crowd gets on the case of Wright and Teddy, as Moss and Benjamin egg them on. Benjamin steps out, and eventually Wright does, as well. COLE And Theodore Moneymaker going to start it off against Charlie Moss! Teddy and Moss circle the ring, and tie up. After a brief struggle, Moss executes an armdrag on Teddy! Teddy slaps the mat in frustration. COLE Nice armdrag by Charlie Moss, trying to gain an advantage early! Teddy gets up, and the two tie up again, this time with Teddy taking Moss down with a hiptoss! Teddy gets a big smile on his face, as he makes the "come on" gesture to Moss. Moss gets to his feet, and the two circle the ring once again. COACH It's all even so far! Moss grabs a side headlock. Teddy backs him into the ropes, then whips him across. Moss comes back with a shoulderblock, sending Teddy to the mat! Teddy rolls all the way over, and lands on his stomach. He then gets up, and complains to the referee about a closed fist! COACH Yeah, that was a closed fist, I saw it too! COLE I didn't see that! Teddy yells at the fans to shut up, getting boos in response. He circles the ring with Moss once again, and they tie up. He pushes Moss off again, and goes down on a shoulderblock again! Moss backs into the ropes again, and Teddy flips to his stomach, with Moss jumping over. Teddy then gets to his feet and leapfrogs Moss, then drops down for a leapfrog...but takes a fistdrop instead! COACH How about that one? COLE Yeah, I saw that one! Teddy gets to his feet holding his face, and Moss hits him with a dropkick, sending him out to the floor! COLE And it's Charlie Moss with the advantage early on! Teddy confers with Wright on the floor, as Benjamin awaits him in the ring. COLE Tag made in the ring, and Quentin Benjamin in to meet Theodore Moneymaker as he comes back in. Teddy climbs back into the ring, and ties up with Benjamin, who wrings an arm. He wrings it a second time, then Teddy backs him into the ropes and whips him across. Teddy drops down, allowing Benjamin to jump over him, and Wright nails Benjamin from behind! COLE And a cheap shot from the outside from Wright! Benjamin turns around and pulls Wright in over the top rope, then executes a DOUBLE NOGGIN-KNOCKER~! COLE And a little meeting of the minds right there! COACH :throwup: Moss comes into the ring and backs Wright into a corner, as Benjamin takes Teddy across. America's Team sends Teddy and Wright into one another at mid-ring! Wright rolls out, as Teddy takes a swing at Benjamin, who ducks and picks up Teddy for an atomic drop, the impact of which sends Teddy right over the top and to the floor! COLE And America's Team on a roll! Right now, these guys look well-headed to the finals of the Los Infernales bracket! COACH Well, it looks good right now, Cole, but don't count the Enterprise out yet! This one's far from over! Teddy slides right back in, and gets caught in an armdrag! Benjamin bars the arm, then picks Teddy up. Teddy goes to the eyes, and tags in Wright. COLE And now Christian Wright in for the first time! However, Benjamin catches him with an armdrag! Then a second! He bars him on the second one, then tags Moss back in. Moss comes off the second rope with a chop, then picks him up and executes a double underhook suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Moss tags Benjamin again, and Benjamin hammers away on Wright. Benjamin then delivers a dropkick to Wright, sending him to the floor! Benjamin follows up with a PLANCHA~!, but Wright evades it, and Benjamin hits the floor with a thud! COLE Oh my goodness, and that may be the break the Enterprise needed right there! Wright rolls in, then as Benjamin tries to climb back in, Wright pulls him underneath the bottom rope and picks him up, delivering a backbreaker! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Wright chokes Benjamin briefly, then tags Teddy back in. Teddy hooks Benjamin, then delivers a vertical suplex! Teddy laughs maniacally, as the crowd boos. COACH And Teddy's happy, as he knows he has the advantage! He picks up Benjamin, then whips him across and delivers a powerslam! 1... 2... Kickout! He tosses Benjamin to the outside, then goes over to the corner to distract Moss and the referee, as Wright rams his back into the apron on the floor! COACH And Benjamin's really being worked over here! I'll still give you a chance to change your prediction, Cole. Wright rolls him into the ring, then Teddy covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Teddy drops a Fistful of Dollars on Benjamin! Then a second! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Teddy goes for a slam, but Benjamin goes behind and tries a reverse sunset! However, Teddy is able to tag Wright on the way by, who comes right in and catches Benjamin with the WRIGHT-OFF~! 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COLE And that was almost it right there! Wright stomps away on Benjamin, then tags Teddy right back in. Teddy slams Benjamin to the mat, then goes up to the second rope. He taunts the crowd, receiving boos, then falls back with an elbow...which misses! COLE And no one home on that elbow, and Benjamin needs to tag! Benjamin scoots over to his corner, and makes the tag! COLE TAG MADE, and Charlie Moss in there! Moss delivers clotheslines to both Wright and Teddy, then delivers bodyslams to both! He whips Wright across the ropes, and catches him with a belly-to-belly! Cover... 1... 2... Save by Teddy! Teddy hammers Moss, and he and Wright both set him up. They whip Moss across, and Moss ducks a double clothesline and floors both men with one of his own! He then grabs Wright from behind, dropping him with the STO BACKBREAKER, before locking him in the MOSSY KNOLL~!!! COLE And the Mossy Knoll applied! Will this be it? However, Teddy breaks up the hold with a clothesline from behind! Moss tags Benjamin back in, and Benjamin hammers away on Teddy! He goes for an Irish whip, but Teddy reverses and tries a clothesline, which Benjamin ducks. Teddy turns around, and Benjamin goes for a kick. DiBiase catches the foot and spins him around, but Benjamin catches him with a spinning wheel kick! Benjamin then gets up to all fours, as Moss backs into the ropes, and they hit him with the DOUBLE GOOZLE~! COLE There's the Double Goozle! This could be it! Moss lifts Teddy up on his shoulders as the crowd gets to their feet! Benjamin goes to the top rope, as Wright attacks Moss from behind, causing Moss to drop Teddy to the mat. Moss and Wright get tangled up, as Benjamin hits Teddy with a flying bodypress! ...but Teddy rolls through, and grabs the tights! COLE Reversal by Teddy! 1... 2... 3!!! COLE He had the tights, damn it! The Enterprise steals it! BUFFER [i]The winners of the match... the team of CHRISTIAN WRIGHT AND THEODORE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMONEYMAKERRRRRR!!!!![/i] Teddy pulls Wright out, and pulls him down the aisle as he raises his hand in the air. COLE The Enterprise gets a win, and advance, but not without a fight, and not without controversy, as you saw as well as I did the handful of tights by Theodore Moneymaker! COACH I saw no such thing, Cole! All I see is the team headed to the finals of the Los Infernales bracket, representing the Enterprise! Teddy turns back around to look at America's Team in the ring, and laughs maniacally. COLE Let's go back to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
