Guest Report post Posted June 15, 2002 I have 3 winners from early 1999: Royal Rumble 1999, Vince and Austin are the only ones left. Austin lays out Vince with a chair. Cole: "Mr. McMahon may need smelling salts!" Later, after Vince wins the Rumble. Cole: "Mr. McMahon...has won the Royal Rumble. I never thought I'd say that. Someone slap me, this must be a dream." At St. Valentines Day Massacre, the cage match, when Vince takes the dive onto the announce table. Cole: "NO! MR. MCMAHON MAY BE DEAD!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted June 16, 2002 Smackdown after ECW reformed Cole said something like- My kids want to know whats up with Uncle Tazz. Uncle Tazz-lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JaKyL25 Report post Posted June 17, 2002 After Velocity on Saturday night, I believe we have another nominee into the Michael Cole hall of Idocy. "Rikishi is 350 pounds of fun!" I laughed so hard at that one that I had to stop the tape. I thought his worst line would be when he said "No, you FOOL!" to Tazz, but since Tazz actually is a fool most of the time, that line is slightly more acceptable than: "Rikishi is 350 pounds of fun!" Which is just not true in any context. It would be an interesting gimmick though. Just to have that as your name. "Coming down the aisle, 350 Pounds of Fun!" Which could lead to a heel turn later, with Cole exclaiming: "No! A heinous attack by 350 Pounds of Fun! We wanted to have fun, but Not This Way! Look at what Terrible Tubby has done to The Big Valbowski!" Dammit, I almost wanna say Cole is better than JR because JR is just boring, listening to Michael Cole is fun in a "what the hell will he say next" kind of way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest What?! Report post Posted June 17, 2002 "*Insert Heel Wrestler* STOLE~ a win!" And of course the ever popular, "Hell In A Cell is dangerous because you can get your finger caught in there" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 17, 2002 Anytime Cole laughs, I wanna deck him. I hate the way he says, "Ha-HA!," just to really drive home the point that what we are seeing is REALLY, REALLY FUNNY. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 17, 2002 I loved his "Look at that moron!" that was directed at Tajiri a few weeks back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 19, 2002 And of course the ever popular, "Hell In A Cell is dangerous because you can get your finger caught in there" I remember that! I lauged my ass off. I remember Jerry Lawer ripping in to him after. I gotta agree with the point about his laugh. It just sounds so fucking fake! Like when Jim Ross laughs but a million times worse just because it's Michael Cole. Personally I can't stand it when someone's music and video hits and he says "Who's this King?" I feel like smashing my TV. Or when someone comes down to cut a promo he says "What does he want out here King?". I really can't stand him. Remember when Stone Cold beat him up last year on Smackdown and the next week he beat the shit out of Tazz. Then Micheal came to check on Tazz and Stone Cold threaten him and he pulled the most retatared bad-ass face I have ever seem. Any my favourite Micheal quote my signiture. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrainYou42 Report post Posted June 19, 2002 I don't see what's so bad about the "Hell in a Cell" quote, you could get a finger caught in there, imagine if Austin lost his middle finger, it would be a huge detriment to his gimmick, Cole speaks the truth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Down Below Report post Posted June 20, 2002 "Test - The Corporate Team's Hired Gun" Anyone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted June 20, 2002 I would like to thank everyone for severely laughing my ass OFF, and almost go hoarse. Thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Rob Edwards Report post Posted June 20, 2002 "He's got a chair what is he doing" - I think he's going to hit someone Mike "Thats not *Insert Name*s Music - No shit Sherlock and my personal favourate "Desperation Manouver" - Anything is a desperation manouver in mc's book" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DerangedHermit Report post Posted June 20, 2002 "(NAME) is the target of the steel chair." No fucking DUH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted June 20, 2002 "Dammit, dammit, dammit!!! Not this way! Dammit!!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Just call me Dan Report post Posted June 20, 2002 Ah, let me reach back into my Austin memories, and pull out my favorite Michael Cole quote. These should do all the talking for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tha Cunnysmythe Report post Posted June 22, 2002 "That damned Red Devil!" ro "Big Evil is coming for HHH!". First of all "Big Evil" and "Red Devil" are possibly the dumbest nicknames this side of "Mr. Ass"... Youshutup! Nobody shall besmirch the excellence of the name Mr. Ass. It pisses me off how Cole constantly uses 'whiners' and 'crybabies' to describe people. Dirty little bitch. And that first pic there looks as if Austin and Cole are romantically involved... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Austin3164life Report post Posted June 22, 2002 When Maven finally beat Tazz on Smackdown a while back with an Inside Cradle, Michael Cole simply goes..... "Maven finally beat Tazz, with a uh, some kind of roll up maneuver" He sucks at knowing the names of any moves.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted June 22, 2002 About the HIAC quote, Mick Foley lost feeling his one of his fingers for a few weeks while climbing the cage at KOTR 98. now that was obviously the least of his problems considering he ended up with his own tooth up his nose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LesnarLunatic Report post Posted June 23, 2002 When Maven finally beat Tazz on Smackdown a while back with an Inside Cradle, Michael Cole simply goes..... "Maven finally beat Tazz, with a uh, some kind of roll up maneuver" He sucks at knowing the names of any moves.... did he yell that line or did he just say it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tha Cunnysmythe Report post Posted June 23, 2002 I'm pretty sure he just said it. It was after he'd already had his little orgasm. Then he went over what happened countless times. I think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest genius1591 Report post Posted June 25, 2002 MICHAEL COLE RULES! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Austin3164life Report post Posted June 25, 2002 When Maven finally beat Tazz on Smackdown a while back with an Inside Cradle, Michael Cole simply goes..... "Maven finally beat Tazz, with a uh, some kind of roll up maneuver" He sucks at knowing the names of any moves.... did he yell that line or did he just say it? He barely yelled it. It kind of sounded like the way Lilian Garcia announced Goldust that one Raw match, like a suprised voice.........Cole sucks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest genius1591 Report post Posted June 25, 2002 What everyone problem with Michael Cole. He ten times better then Jim Ross. Cole focuses on the matchs, where Ross is aruging with King over his stupid puppy comment. Michael Cole is the best in the business. Those who don't like it can get the F' out! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest genius1591 Report post Posted June 25, 2002 What everyone problem with Michael Cole. He ten times better then Jim Ross. Cole focuses on the matchs, where Ross is aruging with King over his stupid puppy comment. Michael Cole is the best in the business. Those who don't like it can get the F' out! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2002 Bump... more one liners coming up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest OlympicHeroY2J Report post Posted August 29, 2002 [NAME] is a really nice person ! ......well, he did say that in Smackdown 3: Know Your Role but I think it should still be up on this board as his best one-liners. If anyone has anymore, keep posting them. I'm laughing my ass off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted August 29, 2002 "This IS a submission maneuver!" When Angle had Mysterio in the half-crab Walls of Jericho thing at SummerSlam. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest eiker_ir Report post Posted August 29, 2002 WWF Invasion DDP just hit the Diamond Cutter to someone and Cole just says "...neckbreacker..." and a few seconds later JR corrected him..... what an idiot..... and there's always "wait a minute!" hundres of times...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Report post Posted August 29, 2002 "This IS a submission maneuver!" When Angle had Mysterio in the half-crab Walls of Jericho thing at SummerSlam. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge It WAS a submission. What is your point? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Flying Dutchman Report post Posted August 29, 2002 How about this one? Tazz: "Hey, that Cena kid's pretty good. Cole: "Good?! He's great!!" Tazz: "Easy, Cole..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BionicRedneck Report post Posted August 29, 2002 How about this one? Tazz: "Hey, that Cena kid's pretty good. Cole: "Good?! He's great!!" Tazz: "Easy, Cole..." HAHA! That reminds me of a similar even funnier/sick comment: (may not be exact) Tazz:"Randy Orton has alot of potential, he's a good looking kid..." Cole:"He's a great looking kid!" Tazz:"er...easy Cole" Believe me, Michael Cole said that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
