Guest BionicRedneck Report post Posted August 29, 2002 Oh, I forgot about these: Cole (in a surprised tone):"A face first bulldog!" er...face first, eh? as apposed to what? and this beauty from SummerSlam... Cole (as Edge climbs the rope):"where's he goin now!?!?" Tazz (in response):"er...to the tope rope!?where do you think he's goin?" Poor Cole Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tha Cunnysmythe Report post Posted August 29, 2002 Also, I enjoy his use of the word "heinous", as sometimes he just uses it as a verb, as in "[blank] was the victim of a heinous." Actually, that would be a noun. //Grammar Nazi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted August 29, 2002 "It WAS a submission. What is your point?" It was as if we were supposed to be surprised. That's the point. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted August 29, 2002 a couple weeks ago, rey hit somebody (can't remember who) with a flying headscissors, and cole said, "rey mysterio with a flying legscissors..." how the fuck does one perform a flying legscissors? wouldn't the opponent have to be standing on his head or something? my friends & i got a HUGE kick out of it, and for the rest of the night we called every other move a flying legscissors. now, i assumed this was just a little slip on cole's part (which happens to everybody). but then, not too long ago (i think at summerslam), rey did the same move and cole proceeded to call it a flying legscissors AGAIN. apparently he is completely convinced that this move is really called a flying legscissors. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HartFan86 Report post Posted August 29, 2002 Ah, let me reach back into my Austin memories, and pull out my favorite Michael Cole quote. These should do all the talking for me. That was like the greatest moment in the WWF. EVER. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted August 29, 2002 You think he would have at least TRIED to feign fighting back. Throw a punch, a small kick, SOMETHING! Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tha Cunnysmythe Report post Posted August 29, 2002 Ah, let me reach back into my Austin memories, and pull out my favorite Michael Cole quote. These should do all the talking for me. That was like the greatest moment in the WWF. EVER. Yeah... It was great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 29, 2002 "This a sacred fight, no one can interrupt it." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted August 29, 2002 You think he would have at least TRIED to feign fighting back. Throw a punch, a small kick, SOMETHING! Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge In fairness to MC, he was probaly told to sell it like the fucking World Champion was beating the shit out of a 145lb announcer and get his ass kicked and act scared to death! Fo Sheez, SG Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 29, 2002 "That damn vulture, Kurt Angle." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted August 29, 2002 I KNOW that, but don't let your announcers look like total pusses. Just have Austin grab his hand when he tries to punch and do the "crush the hand" thing. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 29, 2002 How about that awful laugh he does whenever The Rock or Edge insults the heels? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted August 29, 2002 I KNOW that, but don't let your announcers look like total pusses. Just have Austin grab his hand when he tries to punch and do the "crush the hand" thing. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge I knew what you meant, I was just busting your balls. I'm off to finally go watch Summerslam. Later. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewisyourHero Report post Posted September 1, 2002 Last night on Velocity, about Nidia" "Do you know how many tounges her mouth's been in??" I say we bring Stone Cold back, just once, to beat the shit out of Cole one more time. I could die a happy man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HartFan86 Report post Posted September 1, 2002 How about that awful laugh he does whenever The Rock or Edge insults the heels? Ha. Ha..Ha...Ha. I hate that. I KNOW that, but don't let your announcers look like total pusses. Just have Austin grab his hand when he tries to punch and do the "crush the hand" thing. IT'S MICHAEL COLE...WHO CARES? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
