list your Michael Cole

[Guest BionicRedneck]

Oh, I forgot about these:

 

Cole (in a surprised tone):"A face first bulldog!"

 

er...face first, eh? as apposed to what?

 

and this beauty from SummerSlam...

 

Cole (as Edge climbs the rope):"where's he goin now!?!?"

 

Tazz (in response):"er...to the tope rope!?where do you think he's goin?"

 

Poor Cole

[Guest Tha Cunnysmythe]

Also, I enjoy his use of the word "heinous", as sometimes he just uses it as a verb, as in "[blank] was the victim of a heinous."

Actually, that would be a noun.

 

//Grammar Nazi

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

"It WAS a submission. What is your point?"

 

It was as if we were supposed to be surprised. That's the point.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest godthedog]

a couple weeks ago, rey hit somebody (can't remember who) with a flying headscissors, and cole said, "rey mysterio with a flying legscissors..." how the fuck does one perform a flying legscissors? wouldn't the opponent have to be standing on his head or something? my friends & i got a HUGE kick out of it, and for the rest of the night we called every other move a flying legscissors.

 

now, i assumed this was just a little slip on cole's part (which happens to everybody). but then, not too long ago (i think at summerslam), rey did the same move and cole proceeded to call it a flying legscissors AGAIN. apparently he is completely convinced that this move is really called a flying legscissors.

[Guest HartFan86]

Ah, let me reach back into my Austin memories, and pull out my favorite Michael Cole quote. These should do all the talking for me.

 

 

That was like the greatest moment in the WWF. EVER.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

You think he would have at least TRIED to feign fighting back. Throw a punch, a small kick, SOMETHING!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Tha Cunnysmythe]

Ah, let me reach back into my Austin memories, and pull out my favorite Michael Cole quote.  These should do all the talking for me.

 

 

 

That was like the greatest moment in the WWF. EVER.

Yeah... It was great.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

"This a sacred fight, no one can interrupt it."

[Guest Some Guy]

You think he would have at least TRIED to feign fighting back. Throw a punch, a small kick, SOMETHING!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

In fairness to MC, he was probaly told to sell it like the fucking World Champion was beating the shit out of a 145lb announcer and get his ass kicked and act scared to death!

 

Fo Sheez,

SG

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

"That damn vulture, Kurt Angle."

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I KNOW that, but don't let your announcers look like total pusses. Just have Austin grab his hand when he tries to punch and do the "crush the hand" thing.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

How about that awful laugh he does whenever The Rock or Edge insults the heels?

[Guest Some Guy]

I KNOW that, but don't let your announcers look like total pusses. Just have Austin grab his hand when he tries to punch and do the "crush the hand" thing.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

I knew what you meant, I was just busting your balls.

 

I'm off to finally go watch Summerslam.

Later.

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

Last night on Velocity, about Nidia"

 

"Do you know how many tounges her mouth's been in??"

 

I say we bring Stone Cold back, just once, to beat the shit out of Cole one more time. I could die a happy man.

[Guest HartFan86]

How about that awful laugh he does whenever The Rock or Edge insults the heels?

Ha. Ha..Ha...Ha.

 

I hate that.

 

 I KNOW that, but don't let your announcers look like total pusses. Just have Austin grab his hand when he tries to punch and do the "crush the hand" thing.

 

IT'S MICHAEL COLE...WHO CARES?