Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2007 At Tom's request, I shall post my match, if only because it's the only match I've written in the last two years that I'm positive I'll never re-use. I have to admit that I felt good about it as I was writing; I certainly thought it was good enough to win at the time... Anyhow, here it is: ========== FADE IN “A tremendous night of action so far,” says Mak, “and we’ve still got a great main event yet to come! As we saw last week, during the House of Marvelous, Landon Maddix desecrated the luxurious couch and, as a result, Sir Marvelous has got him booked into a match against his bodyguard, the massive Mister Bruner!” “And boy, am I looking forward to this!” says King, rubbing his hands together gleefully. “This is guaranteed to be pure BUTT-whipping!” “We’ve just finished our last commercial break, folks,” says Mak enthusiastically, “so let’s not waste any more time!” DING! DING! DING! “The following contest,” booms Funyon, “is scheduled for one fall!” With that, the ominous baseline of Busta Rhymes’ “Call the Ambulance” begins to blast through the Key Arena! Now, motherfuckin’ case closed... (Huh!) The shit blow your speaker; keep turnin' your base low... (Huh!) Spaz out because I motherfuckin’ say so... (Huh!) Before I blow this bitch like we down in Waco... (Huh!) “Making his way to the ring,” continues Funyon, “being accompanied by Sir Marvelous… From the Bedford-Stuyvesant section of Brooklyn, New York, and weighing four hundred fifty-five pounds: BIIIG BULLY BRUUUUUN-ER!” Bruner makes his way to the ring and walks up the apron, stepping over the top rope to enter the ring. He removes his jacket and fedora and hands them to Marvelous as the chorus begins to play: Call the ambulance, come and pick up your people, Call the ambulance, come and pick up your people, Call the ambulance, come and pick up your people, Put they body on the stretcher, carry they ass out! Bruner’s music fades out and is quickly replaced by Marilyn Manson’s cover of Depeche Mode’s “Personal Jesus.” REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH! The Key Arena erupts as Landon and Megan make their way out from behind the curtain, each holding a six pack of Pepsi Max™! YEAAAAAAAAAAH! “His opponent,” booms Funyon, “is accompanied to the ring by Megan Skye! From Huron South Dakota, and weighing in at two hundred eight pounds, he is one-half of the World Tag Team Champions… Landon ‘La Cucaracha’ MAAAAADIX!” Marvelous glares at Landon and Megan as the pair bounds down the aisle. “Landon doesn’t look all that worried,” notes Mak, “but he’d better not take this match lightly; he’s giving away two hundred and fifty pounds to a man who’s nearly as fast as he is, and much, MUCH stronger!” “He’s too stupid to be worried!” snaps King. “But mark my words, he’s going to pay for that little stunt with the Pepsi Max!” Landon slides into the ring and his music fades out, as referee Red Herrington motions for the timekeeper to ring the bell, signifying the start of the match: DING! DING! DING! “Bell’s gone!” shouts Mak, “And we’re underway!” Landon and Bruner meet up in the center of the ring for a collar-and-elbow tie-up, and Bruner easily muscles Landon over to the edge of the ring; the Bully drives a ferocious knee into Landon’s midsection that lifts the Cockroach completely off the canvas! He then holds Landon’s head steady with left hand before belting Maddix in the face with a right jab that causes Landon’s skull to shake like a bobblehead doll! A sadistic sneer crosses the face of the Bully, as he glances outside the ring to his employer, who applauds in approval. “Hah!” snorts King. “He’s in for it now!” Mister Bruner grabs Landon by the wrist and whips him across the ring; the Bully lowers his head as Maddix rebounds to deliver a back-body drop, but the Cockroach slams on the brakes and traps Bruner in a front-facelock! The Next Generation begins slamming knees into Bruner’s face for all he’s worth, but the Bully suddenly stands up straight, snatching Landon up off the canvas and tossing him overhead almost as an afterthought! Bruner straightens out his sunglasses as he turns around to face Landon. “Landon’s got a long night in for him!” shouts Mak. “He’s got to think of a way to counteract Mister Bruner’s power!” Bruner stalks menacingly towards Landon, who eases back into a corner; Bruner lunges towards the corner to grab hold of Maddix, but the Cockroach dives to the center of the ring, somersaulting to his feet as the Bully turns around. “Landon’s smart to use his quickness here,” says Mak, as Landon backs into the opposite corner. “He doesn’t dare let Mister Bruner get his hands on him!” Bruner wags his finger at Maddix, as if to say, “I’m going to get you this time!” Bruner lunges for Landon once again, and once again, the Next Generation slips out the back door; this time, Landon springs to his feet as Bruner turns around and jumps up to bust him in the mouth with a right cross, but the Bully barely even flinches! “Holy cow!” shouts Mak, as Maddix quickly backs away from Bruner. “Landon just hit Mister Bruner with his Sunday punch, and it barely even moved his head!” “Bruner’s gonna kill you!” sings King happily. “Bruner’s gonna kill you…” Concern begins to seep into Landon’s expression, as he once again Finds himself trapped in a corner; he tries to get away, but this time the Bully shifts his weight to the side and grabs hold of Maddix as he tries to get free, trapping him in a front-facelock! Mister Bruner shakes his head to say, “Not this time,” before he raises his free arm overhead and lowers it down across Landon’s back, pulverizing him with a devastating forearm smash! “What a shot!” exclaims Mak, as Sir Marvelous looks on with a pleased expression. “I’ve never seen a human being hit the ground so fast!” Landon’s eyes bulge in distress, and he clutches his back with his left hand as he feebly uses his right arm to try and crawl away from Mister Bruner, but the Bully lumbers over to him and grabs him by the back of the neck to jerk him back to his feet. Big Bully Bruner turns Landon around to face him, and then blasts him in the bridge of the nose with a crushing headbutt; Maddix crumbles to the canvas like his legs were made out of graham crackers! “This is a mugging!” cries Mak, as Bruner roughly pulls Maddix back to his feet. “Bruner is going to destroy Landon in there; the referee needs to stop this!” “Oh, keep your shirt on!” replies King. “It’s still early in the match; I’m sure that the little twerp will do something to try and make his presence felt… at least I hope so; Landon’s too stupid to stay down, which means that we get to see more of Landon taking a beating!” “Come on, now King,” admonishes Mak. “How can you sit here and advocate…” “Hooray beating!” cheers King, interrupting his broadcast partner. Bruner grabs Landon by the wrist and whips him into the corner, slamming him hard into the turnbuckles! Maddix slumps heavily into the corner as Bruner stalks over towards him. “Bruner is having his way with Landon Maddix right now,” says Mak, as Bruner props Maddix back up in the corner. “He can pick and choose which body part he wants to destroy!” Bruner turns his body to his side and then grabs onto the top rope with his far arm, before propelling himself into the corner, crushing the Next Generation between his massive frame and the turnbuckles! “And he can take all day to do it, too!” adds King gleefully, as Bruner continues to slam his body into Maddix. The Bully grabs Landon by the wrist and pulls him out of the corner; he whips him towards the opposite corner, but suddenly reverses direction, pulling Maddix back into the same corner and driving the Cockroach’s chest into the top turnbuckle! Maddix leans against the turnbuckles, and Mister Bruner then grabs onto the middle ropes to trap him into the corner before driving his shoulder repeatedly into Landon’s back! “Landon is in no-man’s land,” moans Francis, as Maddix cries out in pain. “He’s got nowhere to go, and Mister Bruner is decimating him!” Mister Bruner then pulls Maddix out of the corner and traps him in a waistlock “This is great!” shouts King. “Bruner’s beating Maddix like he owes him money!” Bruner pulls Maddix out of the corner and knocks him to the canvas with a devastating right cross! He drops to his knees and applies a lateral press: ONE! TWO! NO! Bruner pulls Landon’s shoulder up! “There was no call for that!” snaps Mak. “He’s not even trying to beat Landon; he just wants to deliver punishment for desecrating the luxurious couch on last week’s House of Marvelous! The referee needs to step in and put a stop to this!” “Oh, calm down, Esmeralda!” replies King. “Let those of us who aren’t you and Landon Maddix enjoy this!” Mister Bruner pulls Maddix to his feet and grabs him by the wrist; the Bully whips Maddix into the ropes and raises his arm to deliver a clothesline, but Landon ducks underneath and leaps into the air as he rebounds a second time, snaring Bruner by the throat as he swings around his body to lock in a sleeper hold! “Sleeper!” shouts Mak. “Terrific counter by Landon Maddix! He needs to squeeze as much energy as he possibly can out of the Big Bully!” Mister Bruner struggles to get his hands on the Cockroach, but cannot find purchase. The Bully starts to slump over slightly, as it looks like he might be feeling the effects of the sleeper… CRASH! … But then he suddenly lurches over towards the edge of the ring and shrugs Landon off his back, dumping him over the top rope down to the arena floor! “Oh my God!” gasps Mak. “That was a horrible fall that Landon just took!” Landon crawls over to the apron as the referee begins to count him outside the ring. “You know, if Landon had any brains,” says King, “he’d get out of Dodge! And he might as well; it’s not as if I could possibly think any less of him!” “King, you know as well as I do that Landon Maddix is not going to run from a match!” “Well then, he’s an idiot!” snaps King. “He’s got to be thinking ahead: he’s got a match for the World Heavyweight Title against Gabriel Drake at From the Fire, plus he and his partner are going to have to stop ducking Wild and Dangerous sooner or later, and face them for the Tag Team Titles! Bruner’s going to grind him into paste if he’s stupid enough to get back in that ring!” Never to be confused with the smartest man in the SWF, however, Landon gets back up on the apron, anyway, just ahead of the ten-count… WHAM! … Only for the Bully to rush across the ring and knock him back off the apron, sending him crashing into the ring barricade! Referee Red Herrington begins to verbally admonish Bruner as Landon continues to roll around on the arena floor in pain. “Now why is Herrington getting on Mister Bruner’s case like that?” asks King. “Because he won’t let the guy back in the ring!” replies Mak. “Hey,” counters King, “it’s his prerogative!” Landon is trying to get back up on the apron, when Sir Marvelous shuffles over and pokes him in the ribs with his cane! This causes Maddix to drop back down to the floor and turn to confront Marvelous, anger burning in his eyes! The crowd cheers as the Next Generation begins to stalk Marvelous. “Here we go!” shouts Mak. “Sir Marvelous stuck his cane where it didn’t belong, and now he’s about to pay the price!” “Maddix had better worry more about the guy in the ring,” warns King. Sure enough, Mister Bruner heads over to that side of the ring and grabs Landon by the hair, pulling him forcefully up onto the apron! He winds up to deliver a devastating right hook, but the Cockroach blocks with his left arm, and then blasts him with a right jab of his own! BAP! BAP! BAP! BAP! Landon continues to fire jabs at Bruner’s face, and then thrusts his shoulder between the top and middle ropes, driving it into the Bully’s midsection, and doubling him over! The Next Generation then grabs onto the top rope and propels himself into the ring, wrapping his arms around Bruner’s massive waist to try and take him over with a sunset flip, but the Bully stops himself from going over… WHAM! … And sits down onto Landon’s chest, nearly collapsing his ribcage! Sir Marvelous applauds from outside the ring as Mister Bruner uses the ropes to pull himself back up. “Landon’s got a lot of fight in him,” says Mak, “but how’s he supposed to compete with this monster? He’s giving up too much size!” Mister Bruner grabs Maddix by his ears and pulls him up to his feet, only to flip him over, slamming him roughly on his tailbone with a snapmare; the Bully then grabs both of Landon’s arms and pulls them back in a wishbone-like maneuver! “Mister Bruner’s going to make a wish!” crows King. “I want to make a wish, too: I wish… he tears that little twerp’s arms off!” Landon cries out in pain as Bruner plants his boot between Landon’s shoulder blades and begins to pull back. Sir Marvelous stands in front of Landon outside the ring, giving the Next Generation the badmouth. Across the ring, Megan slams her hands on the ring apron, trying to get the crowd to rally behind her man: LET’S GO, LANDON, LET’S GO! LET’S GO, LANDON, LET’S GO! LET’S GO, LANDON, LET’S GO! LET’S GO, LANDON, LET’S GO! “Megan Skye’s trying to implore the capacity crowd to get behind Landon Maddix,” says Mak, as Bruner sets his foot back on the canvas. “But even if he gets out of this hold, what’s he going to be able to do to even make a dent in this guy’s armor?” “Nothing!” replies King. “He can’t hurt this guy! He needs to do the smart thing and quit! Go ahead and take off, Maddix; we’ll understand.” Landon gets both his feet under him and starts to stand up, but the Bully forces him back down before he can get too high up; Mister Bruner leans forward to put added pressure on the move, but the Cockroach suddenly rolls forward onto his shoulders and then thrusts his feet sharply into the air… CRACK! … Blasting the Bully in the mouth with a mule kick! Bruner’s head snaps back as spittle flies out of his mouth! YEAAAAAAAAAAH! “Great counter by Landon!” shouts Mak, as the Cockroach scrambles to his feet. “He’s got the big man off balance!” Landon runs towards the edge of the ring and leaps into the air as he bounces off the ropes, jumping onto Mister Bruner’s back and reapplying the sleeper hold! “And he goes back to the sleeper!” reports Mak. “Landon’s going to try and cut off Mister Bruner’s blood flow to the brain!” “Well, that’s probably his best bet,” concedes King. “But it’s not going to work!” Bruner thrashes about wildly, trying to shake Landon loose; he lunges towards the ropes again… CRASH! … But this time, the Next Generation is ready for him, latching onto the top rope with his left arm while he still holds onto Mister Bruner’s neck with his right arm, taking advantage of the Bully’s out-of-control momentum to pitch him over the top rope! Bruner tumbles out to the arena floor, but miraculously lands on his feet! He makes his way towards the apron… WHAM! … But Landon comes diving feet-first through the ropes to crash into Bruner with a baseball slide that knocks him back into the barricade! “Here we go!” shouts Mak. “Landon is getting fired up!” Maddix grabs onto the top rope and launches himself out of the ring to crash into Bruner with a plancha… but the Bully effortlessly plucks him out of the air! “But, unfortunately for him, Mister Bruner is a walking fire extinguisher!” taunts King. Bruner shifts Landon onto his shoulder and charges over to the corner to slam Maddix head-first into the ringpost! CRACK! … But the Cockroach slips behind Mister Bruner and shoves him face-first into the ringpost instead! “Or did he?” counters Mak. “Landon looks like he’s still got some fire left in him!” Landon quickly slides back into the ring and climbs up to the top turnbuckle before diving back out of the ring… WHAM! … And crashing into Mister Bruner with a somersault senton! The Bully stumbles backwards into the barricade, teetering to keep his balance! “Man, did Mister Bruner luck out there!” says Mak. “The Barricade is the only thing that saved him from being knocked down; Landon almost had him!” “You know that almost doesn’t count!” replies King. “Landon may have gotten close, but the fact remains that he still hasn’t been able to knock Mister Bruner off his feet!” Landon grabs Bruner by the wrist and whips him across the arena floor… CRASH! … But the Bully reverses easily, propelling Maddix into the corner instead; Landon bounces off the solid-steel stairs like a rubber ball! “Too strong,” says King happily. “That’s the match in a nutshell, right there; no matter what Landon does to this guy, he doesn’t go down!” Bruner rolls Landon back into the ring and climbs up onto the apron himself, just ahead of the ten-count. The Bully drags Landon into the center of the ring and then sits him up, grabbing him at the top and bottom of his head, and then twisting it into a vicious neck vice! “This is bad news for Landon,” says Mak. “Every time he gets anything going, Mister Bruner nips his momentum in the bud! Look at Sir Marvelous outside the ring: he’s obviously enjoying himself!” “And he’s not the only one!” cheers King. “This is the most fun I’ve had calling a match in years!” Sir Marvelous grins his approval as Bruner continues to put torque on Landon’s neck. “Landon’s going to have to reach down deep if he’s going to have any hope of surviving this match,” says Mak. “I’m starting to think that you might have been right, King: it probably would have been better for Landon to run for it when he had the chance.” “It definitely would,” agrees King gleefully. “But, fortunately for me, there are three certainties in life: death, taxes, and Landon Maddix being a putz!” Megan looks on with a concerned expression, as Landon slams his heels repeatedly on the canvas, trying to get the fans to rally behind him once more: LET’S GO, LANDON, LET’S GO! LET’S GO, LANDON, LET’S GO! LET’S GO, LANDON, LET’S GO! LET’S GO, LANDON, LET’S GO! “The fans are trying to get Landon pumped up again!” shouts Mak, as Maddix gets his feet under him. “And it looks like it’s working; Landon’s back to a vertical base!” Landon turns his body perpendicular to Bruner’s and plants an elbow deep into his midsection! He jams another elbow into the belly, but still can’t get the big man off him! He finally gets free with a third elbow to the gut, but as he runs towards the ropes, Bruner grabs him from behind by the hair, and slams him back down to the mat! Mister Bruner runs over to the ropes and hops into the air as he rebounds to deliver a monstrous elbow! WHAM! … But he bangs his elbow on the canvas as Landon quickly rolls out of the way! “He’s down!” exclaims Mak. “Mister Bruner is down!” “Oh please,” replies King. “Let’s not pretend that Maddix actually took him down with a move!” The Cockroach suddenly springs to his feet and rushes towards the edge of the ring, leaping onto the second rope and flipping back into the ring to crash into the Bully’s chest with a springboard moonsault! “Lionsault!” shouts Mak, as Herrington dives into position to count the shoulders. “Will this be enough?” ONE! Landon wants this to be enough… he needs this to be enough… TWO Hell no it ain’t enough! Bruner kicks out with ease, launching Maddix off of his like he was made out of paper! Landon scrambles to his feet quickly, though, and rushes over to the edge of the ring, picking up speed as he bounces off the ropes and smashes Bruner in the face with a running kneelift! YEAAAAAAAAAAH! “Beautiful kneelift!” shouts Mak. “He’s got the big man reeling!” Landon quickly runs to the ropes, leaping into the air as he rebounds and blasting the Bully in the face with a flying forearm that sends him staggering! “Landon’s really starting to hit his stride here!” proclaims Mak, as Landon runs to the ropes and hits Bruner with another flying forearm. “He’s chopping the big man down to size!” “But he can’t… he won’t… he doesn’t go off his feet!” stammers King. “Maddix is giving it everything he has, and he still can’t get Mister Bruner off his feet!” The Next Generation taps the point of his elbow and then runs to the ropes, leaping off the canvas as he rebounds and twisting in midair… CRACK! … To smash Mister Bruner in the face with a flying rolling elbow! Bruner falls backwards, and only the top rope keeps him from collapsing to the mat! YEAAAAAAAAAAH! “He’s got him worn down!” shrieks Mak. “That’s how you chop down a big man; one blow at a time!” Landon looks out into the crowd, cups his hands over his mouth, and yells, “TIIIM-BER!” He races towards the edge of the ring, and quickly steps out onto the apron; in one fluid motion, he leaps up onto the top rope and springs into the ring to deliver a flying lariat! BANG! … But the Bully snatches him out of the air into a bearhug, and immediately spikes him against the canvas with a bone-crushing Spinebuster! “Yes!” cheers King, as Bruner heads over to the corner. “Once again, Mister Bruner has an answer for everything that Landon tries! And now, he’s going to put on the finishing touch!” Mister Bruner scoots on up to the middle ropes and measures he waves his arms to the crowd, and receives a negative reaction from the partisan crowd: BOOOOOOOOOO! “Here we go!” says King, licking his chops. “If he hits this, it’s all over!” Bruner leaps from the second ropes, leg extended to deliver a legdrop… WHAM! … But his tailbone bounces off the canvas as Landon rolls out of the way! Bruner grimaces in pain as Landon crawls over to the corner. YEAAAAAAAAAAH! “He missed it!” shouts Mak. “Landon’s still in the match!” Bruner slowly gets up to his feet and heads over to the corner where Landon is trying to gather himself, but the Next Generation halts his advance with a boot to the midsection! Maddix then grabs Bruner by the back of the head and slams him face-first into the top turnbuckle! He steps out onto the apron and quickly ascends to the top turnbuckle as Bruner staggers towards the center of the ring. “Once again, Landon has Mister Bruner reeling,” says Mak, “but he’s going to have to come up with something big if he wants to get the big man down!” Landon leaps fearlessly off the ropes and drills Bruner in the back of the head with a missile dropkick that sends him stumbling across the ring to crash face-first into the top turnbuckle in the opposite corner! The Beleaguered Bodyguard, still on his feet, staggers back towards the center of the ring as Landon races to the ropes; Bruner scoops him up into his arms as he bounces off the ropes… WHAM! … But the Cockroach continues to flow through it, locking his ankles behind Bruner’s neck and countering the sidewalk slam into a satellite headscissors that FINALLY takes the big man off his feet! YEAAAAAAAAAAH! “He did it!” shouts Mak. “He got Bruner off his feet with an offensive move!” “That shouldn’t count!” replies King. “It’s not like he slammed the guy!” Maddix slaps his knee to motion for the Shining Wizard, and runs across the ring, but Sir Marvelous reaches into the ring to hook Landon’s ankle as he bounces off the ropes! “That’s blatant interference!” shouts Mak. “Sir Marvelous has no business getting involved in this match!” Landon wheels around to get his hands on Marvelous, but the deceitful host hobbles backwards, just out of his reach! Landon turns his attention back to his opponent in the ring… BANG! … Just in time for the Bully to knock him silly with a big boot! “Oh no!” shouts Mak. “Oh yes!” cheers King, as Bruner waves his thumb across his throat in a slashing motion. “Just when that idiot Maddix finally starts to build some momentum, he makes the critical mistake of worrying about Sir Marvelous!” “Worrying about Sir Marvelous?” repeats Mak incredulously. “The guy grabbed his ankle from outside the ring!” “It’s not going to matter here in a minute!” replies King, as Bruner pulls Maddix to his feet and traps him in a standing headscissors. “Once Mister Bruner hits this powerbomb, that’s going to be all she wrote!” In a desperate attempt to try and save her man, Megan climbs up onto the ring apron and calls for the referee’s attention. Bruner barks for the referee to get rid of her, and just as Herrington turns to admonish her… Megan opens her top and flashes him! YEAAAAAAAAAAH! WE WANT PUPPIES! WE WANT PUPPIES! WE WANT PUPPIES! WE WANT PUPPIES! “What the hell is the meaning of this?” roars King. “Megan Skye has totally disrupted the match; she should be fined and suspended!” Bruner turns his attention away from Landon and makes his way over towards Megan; she continues to hold the big man’s attention… CHING! … Long enough for Landon to sneak up from behind and pulverize his privates with a low blow! The Bully gasps in pain as he drops to his knees! YEAAAAAAAAAAH! “Down goes Bruner!” exclaims Mak. “Down goes Bruner!” Landon quickly scrambles to his feet and runs to the ropes, hopping off the canvas as he rebounds… CRACK! … AND BLASTING BRUNER IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH THE SHINING WIZARD! YEAAAAAAAAAAH! “Shining Wizard!” cheers Mak, as Megan hops down from the apron, her mission accomplished. “Megan Skye just cleared the way for her man to hit the Shining Wizard!” Landon collapses atop Bruner as Herrington turns around, prompting the official to drop to the canvas and count the shoulders: ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! MARVELOUS GETS BRUNER’S FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! “Foot on the rope!” parrots King. “Foot on the rope, referee!” Landon looks up in abject shock to see Bruner’s foot on the ropes, and the shock quickly turns to rage as he sees Marvelous preening out on the arena floor… In a flash, the Cockroach scrambles over the top of Bruner and lunges through the ropes to grab a hold of the Southern Gentleman! The fans erupt as Landon tries to literally throttle the life out of him! YEAAAAAAAAAAH! “Hell yes!” cheers Mak. “Sir Marvelous has had this coming for a long time!” Landon pulls Marvelous up onto the ring apron and, as Red Herrington heads over to try and break it up… … Sir Marvelous tosses his steel-tipped cane into the ring… “Oh no!” squeals Mak, as Landon knocks Sir Marvelous down to the apron with a hard right hand. “Landon, look out for the cane!” Marvelous suddenly begins to grossly exaggerate his injury, grabbing onto the referee’s collar and demanding his attention, as Mister Bruner surreptitiously palms the cane. Landon turns his attention back towards his opponent… CRACK! … And Mister Bruner knocks Landon silly with a cane shot to the head! He quickly tosses it out of the ring as Marvelous falls clumsily to the arena floor, causing Herrington to turn his attention back to the match, only to see Bruner standing over a motionless Landon Maddix. “I can’t believe it!” growls Mak. “Blatant cheating on the part of Mister Bruner, and Sir Marvelous made it happen!” “That’s why they pay him the big money!” crows King. Bruner pulls Landon up to his feet and traps him in a standing headscissors; he reaches down to grab Maddix in a waistlock and then quickly whips him up off the canvas and overhead… BANG! … Before driving him down to the canvas with a tremendous powerbomb! “Powerbomb!” shouts King. “And we know what’s coming next: the big Avalanche!” Bruner eases on up to the second rope and sneers down at Maddix before leaping off… SPLASH! … And crushing the cruiserweight with a second-rope Avalanche Splash! He doesn’t even bother to hook the leg as Herrington dives into position to count: ONE! “That what I’m talking about!” crows King. TWO! “Call the ambulance,” says Mak sullenly. “This one’s over!” THREE! DING! DING! DING! “Call the Ambulance” begins to play again, as Bruner rolls out of the ring. Herrington rolls out to raise his hand in victory, but the Bully scares him off, allowing only Sir Marvelous to raise his hand. “A miscarriage of justice here in the Key Arena,” snaps Mak, “but it’ll stand in the record books as a big victory for Mister Bruner! Let’s go to Funyon for the official word!” “Here is your winner,” booms Funyon, “BIIIG BULLY BRUUUUUNER!” “A disappointing loss for Landon Maddix…” “Speak for yourself!” chirps King. “That match didn’t disappoint me at all!” “Like I was saying,” continues Mak, “a disappointing loss for Landon Maddix, who may have lost a little bit of momentum heading into From the Fire!” “That’s a good point,” adds King. “The only person who might be happier than me with the way this match went down is Gabriel Drake!” “You have to wonder what kind of shape Landon is going to be in now, heading towards that big title match!” ponders Mak. “We’ll be able to tell in the weeks to come, but for now, things just turned a little bleaker in camp Maddix. Let’s just hope for his sake that he’ll be able to persevere and move on! For the King, this is the Franchise… good night, everybody!” Megan crawls into the ring and helps Landon back to a sitting position, trying to rouse him back into consciousness… As we: FADE OUT SWF Storm © 2007 – Superior One Productions “Raising Workrate by Typing Faster” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
