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I was flipping through the channels last night and came across Fred Durst interviewing Tom Cruise. I think the show is called Movie House, on MTV. Anyways when they stood up to shake hands Fred was at least 3-4 inches shorter than that midget Tom Cruise. What a short little fucker. I wish somebody would kick his overated, monkey looking ass.

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Having stood next to that fat, balding midget once, I can attest to you that he was a few inches shorter than my six foot frame, but I couldn't give you his exact height.

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Guest Black Lushus

i heard recently he's been practically begging Wes Borland to come back, anyone else heard that too?  what happened to that scam he was running where he was looking for a guitarist?

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i heard recently he's been practically begging Wes Borland to come back, anyone else heard that too?  what happened to that scam he was running where he was looking for a guitarist?

I heard about that. Apparently Fred made a comment on their site, where he posted Borland's email address, and prompted their fans to beg for Wes back. Durst then went rambling, saying stuff about Borland always being a part of the Bizkit family, and that they'd welcome him back... Read to me like they were making Wes Borland out to be a bad guy.

 

Wes made a comment of his own, on his new band's site, and said that while he did consider shutting down his email account, he waited to see what the response was. In his words, most of the people who wrote in told Wes to stay away.

 

And I guess the guitar search didn't go as planned, obviously.

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Guest converge241

first the guitarist thing: the new guy is the guitarist from Snot

 

 

hes not ridiculously short. I met him during Run-dmc's set @ Family Values II and during coal chamber @ Ozzfest 3. Im six one and he seemed like five-seven

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i heard that fred is thinking of playing guitar for biscuits new album...how bout that for laughs

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Im six one and he seemed like five-seven

 

5'7" is short for a full grown man.

....thats my only flaw.

 

Dames - EEEEeeeeeeee

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....thats my only flaw.

 

But your sizable cock more than makes up for it.

 

Incadenza - Only know that because Dames mentioned it one time. It's not like I know how big his dick is.

 

Um, yeah.

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Im six one and he seemed like five-seven

 

5'7" is short for a full grown man.

Yea what's the deal with height nowadays? It's like everyone is getting taller... I pretty much stopped growing, I've been 5'10" for years now, maybe I'm up to 5'10 and a half", but the majority of people my age now are taller than me.  We had to line up by height for graduation and I was barely the halfway point.

 

...don't even get me started on wrestlers.  I think I'm as tall as... Jericho maybe? Or is he 6'?

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I found it hilarious that Cruise was acting like he was friends with a geek like Durst.

At about 4 in the morning on one of MTV's cable in the classroom shows a few weeks ago, durst was talking about how everyone made fun of him and that it would be funny if some of his tormentors listened to his records. If they were cool enough to make fun of his gay ass, they are cool enough to stay away from his gay band.

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Im six one and he seemed like five-seven

 

 

5'7" is short for a full grown man.

 

....thats my only flaw.

 

Believe what you want to believe little man.

 

But your sizable cock more than makes up for it.

 

Incadenza - Only know that because Dames mentioned it one time. It's not like I know how big his dick is.

 

You should know what size his dick is because you seem to have it in your mouth.

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You should know what size his dick is because you seem to have it in your mouth.

 

I don't know what you're talking about. I've never been very good with measuring.

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Im six one and he seemed like five-seven

 

5'7" is short for a full grown man.

I'm 5'7" 1/2 and I'm still short.

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

Kinda depends on your race as well. For white or black people 5'10 or 6' might be average, but for a hispanic male like myself, that would be pretty tall.

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But your sizable cock more than makes up for it.

 

Incadenza - Only know that because Dames mentioned it one time. It's not like I know how big his dick is.

 

You should know what size his dick is because you seem to have it in your mouth.

if only i had looked in this thread sooner...

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