Guest Report post Posted June 13, 2002 Sorry, delete at will if necessary, but this is the funniest joke I've heard in a long time... Sven and Ole worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. Asked his occupation, Ole said, "Panty stitcher. I sew the elastic onto ladies cotton panties." The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay. Sven was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter" he replied. Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week. When Ole found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and coworker was collecting double his pay. The clerk explained, "Panty stitchers are unskilled and diesel fitters are skilled labor." "What skill?" yelled Ole. "I sew the elastic on the panties, Sven puts them over his head and says, "Yah, diesel fitter." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted June 13, 2002 sounds like a joke my dad would tell me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted June 13, 2002 Wow...that went RIGHT over my head. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted June 13, 2002 The joke or the underwear? lol Lame comebacks RULE~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mark4steamboat Report post Posted June 13, 2002 i love lame jokes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
