Tony149 0 Report post Posted March 15, 2007 (edited) It's not much but it's something. [b]And now, [color="#FF0000"]OAOAST Home Entertainment[/color] presents an [color="#0000FF"]ANGLEMANIA MOMENT[/color]. [color="#800080"]ANGLEMANIA V[/color][/b] [quote] BUFFER The following contest is the unsanctioned loser leaves town match for the tag team championship of the world! *CLIP * Ned momentarily stuns Logan with a thumb to the eye, long enough for him to take Mann to the ropes and set him up for a SLINGSHOT SUPLEX from the inside out onto the guardrail leaned up against the ring apron! Ned tries getting Logan up, the fatigue is heavy at this point. Ned tires again to no avail. He connects with a series of rabbit-punches before attempting the suplex a third time, only for Holly-Wood to reclaim possession of Spirit, the guitar Ned took from her home, and jab the handle into the groin of Ned's! Logan then steps out on the apron and hits a piledriver on the railing, sending he and Blanchard sliding down. "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" COLE Mann with the cover! ONE... TWO... THREE! * DING DING DING * CABOOSE The New New Midnight Express are no more! COACH I can't believe it! COLE Well believe it, because it happened and happened at AngleMania V. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, history has been made. The winners and NEW OAOAST tag team champions of the world... the HEAVENLYYYYYY RRRROOOOOOOCKERRRRSSSS! * CLIP * LOGAN Cut the music. There's something I wanna say. We didn't just win the tag belts for us, but for our fans as well. And there's one special fan Synth and I would like to thank, especially yours truly, "Wild Child" Logan Mann. And that's Holly-Wood! I'm a bit tired, but there's one last thing I gotta do. Over a year ago Holly became our publicist and eventually my girlfriend. In that year we've been through a lotta ups and downs, but we stuck together. Now it's time for us to be stuck together FOREVER! That line grabs everybody's attention, particularly Holly's, especially when Logan gets down on a knee to everyone's surprise. COACH Is--Is he gonna propose? Is Logan low enough to propose in front of Holly's real true love, Ned? CABOOSE Pipe down. COLE All right, Logan! LOGAN Holly... Holly... COLE Do it, Logan. Say it. Ask her the question. LOGAN (CONT'D) ... Will [i]you[/i] marry [i]me[/i]? COLE He did it! COLE & CABOOSE :lol: CABOOSE Attaboy, Mann. On the verge of tears Holly nods her head and says... HOLLY YES! COLE & CABOOSE SHE SAID YES!! "YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" "Heart-Shaped Box" cues up once more with a hug and a kiss from Holly. The two then hug Synth, who playfully hits Logan on the shoulder, lip readers able to tell he said "I can't believe you actually had the balls, bro." The cameras pan around to various women crying, some kissing their boyfriends, and even Randy Savage twirling his index finger. COLE What a night! We have new tag team champions and an in-ring marriage proposal![/quote] * SWOOSH * "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The crowd reacts in disgust as the SOONER BRUISERS appear on-screen from the confines of their dressing room. UBER I hope all you couch potatoes at home got a real good look at that piece of footage, because it's the last time you'll ever see the Heavenly Rockers and their glorified groupie Holly-Wood in happier times. Anglemania VI will mark the end of a dark era for the sport of professional wrestling, the night the music dies once and for all. BIG FRANK Sunday night, April 1st, the world will watch as the Sooner Bruisers and Heavenly Rockers commit acts of violence unimaginable not for championship gold, but for honor and pride in a Sin City street fight. But it's not your ordinary run-of-the-mill street fight, the loser must leave town for 90 days. That means somebody will have to sit at home and agonize about the loss until they're reinstated. The Heavenly Rockers think because it's their match that they're gonna walk away triumphant. Don't you know who you're up against? It ain't gonna be a couple of blonds like last year, that's for sure; it's the most dominate tag team in OAOAST history! We cripple men and go home feeling good about ourselves. Logan Mann, you said this will be the war to end all wars, yet you and Synth are off hiding while Uber and I are kicking ass and taking names. Why's that, huh? Because you have a boo-boo on your knee, Mann? TOUGH SHIT! Professional wrestling is a man's sport. Injuries be damned. As long as there's still a breath in your body, you compete. That's something you and your acid-trippin' fans overlook. We're the ones they oughta be cheering. You're all style and no substance, Heavenly Rockers. Like my brother said, Anglemania VI will be remembered as the night the music died. And Holly-Wood, I'm issuing you a warning, bitch, if you decided to stick your pretty little nose in our business, don't start crying if it gets broken. On the bright side, at least you won't be the only one in the family left black and blue. UBER Ow, ow, owwwwwwwwww! Edited March 15, 2007 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
