Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Posted June 15, 2002 Report Posted June 15, 2002 Fuck Eric Bischoff. I'm not sold on him being able to street fight, black belt or not. I know of this one time where a guy got into a fight in a club, and he started getting into a stance and got his ass knocked out. Undertaker's boxing looks like something fabricated. From what I have heard and read, Regal's background as a shooter is questioned by a lot of wrestlers who think he's working verybody.
Guest crandamaniac Posted June 15, 2002 Report Posted June 15, 2002 I mean come on, one look at his forehead and everybody would run away. (Tho if that didn't do the trick, i'd have to go w/ the aforementioned Angle, Lesnar, Shamrock, etc.) By the way, why no mention of Sid? He has such excellent choice of weapons!
Guest thefrenchargel Posted June 15, 2002 Report Posted June 15, 2002 I would take a healthy Dynamite Kid over anybody. No way I'd pick a fight with that nutcase. Even if he got his ass whipped by the Rougeaus, it took two of them and a pair of knucks in a pearl harbor job, according to his book. Also, speaking of Shane Helms, he's a pretty big dude in person. I met the guy at an IHOP after a Nitro in latter-day WCW, had a pretty impressive frame, really. Crowbar was a big guy in person as well. They also had Jamie Knoble at the table, but I dwarfed him.
Guest The Metal Maniac Posted June 16, 2002 Report Posted June 16, 2002 On Tank Abbot: Yes, he's gotten taken down. By men who were TRAINED to shoot the legs, and take people down. On the street, not many people are going to try and shoot the leg. As a side note, he's also managed to knock some of those people out cold. Secondly, the obvious answer is Big Show. At a legit 7'1", who's going to fight the guy? Add that into the fact that he once broke a man's jaw in a barfight, with a single punch, and we have a winner.
Guest Posted June 16, 2002 Report Posted June 16, 2002 Give me Shamrock, Vader, or Abbot any day, but Foley would be a great damage magnet.
Guest The Son of Sting Posted June 16, 2002 Report Posted June 16, 2002 Is that really New Jack? when did he put on all that weight?
Guest Sandman9000 Posted June 20, 2002 Report Posted June 20, 2002 Abby does look intimidating, with those scars and the mere fact that he is a large black man. However, he can't move worth shit. Of course, once he pulls the fork out of godknowswhere, it's all over...
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted June 20, 2002 Report Posted June 20, 2002 Shane-McMahon-and-The-Mean-Street-Posse. They're-from-the-mean-streets-of-Greenwich(Sp?)
Guest Flyboy Posted June 20, 2002 Report Posted June 20, 2002 I don't know about the best to back me up... but the worst is probably Sid. The guy would pull out a Squeegee, shit in his pants, and break his leg all in one fight.... no thanks. Although, he probably is pretty big and itimidating... still no thanks.
Guest big Dante Cruz Posted June 20, 2002 Report Posted June 20, 2002 This sounds familiar... Shamrock, yes. Why? This is a guy who made his living fighting. I just have a little more preference towards him than Severn. From what I've seen, Severn really doesn't have much of a stand-up game. Abbot? Eh, maybe. Big Show, yes. Why? Do you have to ask? New Jack? Hell, I'd be afraid he'd flip out and go after EVERYONE. Steve Blackman. Remember the shorter sticks he used? Escrima sticks. I've been trained in them too. You can beat the hell out of someone with them. And I'd be willing to bet that his real kicks are hella nasty. Lesnar? Maybe. I'm as tall as he is, but thinner. Helms? Maybe. I'm taller than him and heavier, but maybe. Have to meet the guy first. Andre? That would be so sweet to watch. Headbutt BAM! one down. Headbutt BAM! two down, repeat ad naseum...
Guest Ripper Posted June 20, 2002 Report Posted June 20, 2002 I would go with: 1: College era Duane Johnson- Rock almost ripped a guys tounge out before...you always need that psycho, will do anything to hurt the other guy dude. 2: Jeff Hardy- yeah he might not do much damage, but everyone will be mesmorized by the sick beating he will be taking and laughing the whole time followed by him smashing beer bottles over his head while reciting horrible poems. You need that "pscyhotic, that boy ain't right, you can'r really hurt him southerner" in the crew 3: Big Show...hes...big. The guy fives the intemidation factor, plus he'll drop a hogan impression that will have your foes running for the hills because they will really think its Hogan and that he has some vitamins with him, and they don't feel like saying thier prayers. You need that "Damn thats a big dude, deep voiced hands the size of peoples head big guy" in the crew. 4: Vince Macmahon: He can start going on little rants about how its all about the MONEEEEEYYYYYYY for no reason thus confusing your foes into saying "What does that have to do with anything" and you can get your cheap shots in. You need that "Rich enough to pay for all damages you cause, grossing out the foe by hitting on 20 years olds guy" in the crew. 5: Jim Ross...Not for fighting, just to give play by play of the fight. Come-on wouldn't after you hit a guy, you'd like to hear Jim say "Dear Gawd a somma-a-bitch's barbque covered hosses Rattlesnake, bastard...Why, Austin Why, how do you learn tofall like that folks HOW!!!!" You always need that "over-excited, cursing old guy that can make BBQ sauce" in your Crew. 6: Jazz to beat down any girl friends that get involved. You always need that "She is down with us and we don't want to hit women but she will and she can bench like 250 lbs and does a mean X-factor" girl in your crew. and last but not least MOLLY: not for the fight, of course, but to pull her to the side and voice my disgust for how childish all the fighting is and show my maturity beyond my years by stopping the others from beating the already bloodied foe, thus scoring points with the SEXIEST woman in wrestling history. You always need that "really nice girl that doesn't like fighting but the whole thing probably starts by some guy trying to hit on her, but Thinks I'm cute for keeping my cool and wears some tight jeans showing off that great body" girl in your crew.
Guest LesnarLunatic Posted June 21, 2002 Report Posted June 21, 2002 Terri Runnells ------- oh, ok.... The Big Show
Guest Austin3164life Posted June 21, 2002 Report Posted June 21, 2002 Booker T New Jack Kurt Angle Brock Lesnar The Big Show Steve Austin Ken Shamrock
Guest Jobber of the Week Posted June 21, 2002 Report Posted June 21, 2002 You need a (insert stereotype here) in your crew Comedy Gold.
Guest The Son of Sting Posted June 21, 2002 Report Posted June 21, 2002 How come no one has mentioned Don Frye. He could proberly take most of the guys in the WWF.
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