alfdogg 0 Report post Posted March 28, 2007 Put this on as early as possible...not before the first match, but as soon after as you can. COLE Let's go to the ring, and "Mean" Gene Okerlund! OKERLUND All right, thank you, Michael Cole! My guest at this time underwent major knee surgery a couple months ago after suffering a severe injury in the Anderson Cup. Now, in his first public appearance since the operation, here to give us an update on his condition, Toronto, please welcome KEN PANTERA! [i]Tom Sawyer[/i] hits and the crowd pops bigtime as Ken Pantera makes his way through the curtains on his crutches, accompanied by Alfdogg. COLE And this is the first time we've seen Ken Pantera, one half of Team Canada, since the first round of the Anderson Cup, when he was injured and had to undergo reconstructive surgery! COACH And Alf there to assist him into the ring! Pantera gets into the ring and stands to Okerlund's left, while Alf stands to his right. OKERLUND Well, Ken, after your successful surgery, how soon can we expect to see you back? PANTERA Gene, the surgery was very successful, as you pointed out...my doctors gave me 4-6 months to recover, and I will, and when I come back, it'll be better than ever! *crowd cheers* OKERLUND And speaking of better than ever, Alfdogg, that's where you're going to have to be to win your fourth Heartland championship tonight, I would suspect! Alf grabs the mic. ALF I'll be good enough, don't you worry, pal. Alf then turns to Pantera. ALF The question is, will YOU be good enough when you make your return? The crowd starts to buzz, as Pantera looks puzzled. ALF Because you didn't look so hot before you had your injury...either way, we were looking at counting on one man winning the Anderson Cup for us! Some of the crowd starts to boo. OKERLUND You've got to be kidding me! ALF And then, because you got a little boo-boo on your knee, you can't climb back in long enough even to tag Felix? That ain't gonna cut it, Ken! The boos start to get louder. ALF Oh yeah, it may cut it for all you lumberJACKASSES in Toronto, but NOT FOR ME. Now the crowd has totally turned on Alf. ALF So you better have it together... Ken reaches out and grabs the mic from Alf. KEN I think YOU better have it together, Alf. You're the one who's got to come out here tonight, and wrestle the match of your life, and get that belt back. So let me pose the question again...will YOU be good enough? Ken shoves the mic back into Alf, as the crowd cheers. Ken then turns to leave the ring. Big mistake. As soon as he turns, the mic comes down with a thud over his head! COLE Wait a minute! The crowd totally shits on Alf, as his angry expression turns to a sadistic grin, and he grabs Ken's crutch. COACH I think you just got your answer, Ken! Alf turns the crutch over, and JAMS IT INTO KEN'S KNEE! COLE NO! Ken screams in pain, as Alf raises the crutch in the air, drawing boos. COLE This is disgusting! Alf then lifts the crutch overhead, but as he does, Thunderkid runs to the ring and snatches it from him, then takes a big swing which misses as Alf bails. COACH THERE's the guy who better be ready, standing in the ring right now! TK checks on Pantera, as officials swarm the ring. Alf is showered with boos on his way back to the locker room. COLE A despicable act by Alf, which only raises one question: What will he have in store for TK tonight, when they meet in a barbed-wire ladder match? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
