what is the cw anderson penis incident?

[Guest dr deaf]

where he whacked lita in the face with it?  Anyone know?

[Guest alfdogg]

I don't know, but I wouldn't mind taking that assignment.

[Guest]

I don't know, but I wouldn't mind taking that assignment.

 

I wouldn't want to smack or get smacked with a penis.

[Guest]

(simpsons mode on)

 

wha? ja? gza?

 

(simpsons mode off)

[Guest Mark4steamboat]

Probably just a backstage segment when she was Miss Congeniality. Im sure if it was a segment, he really didnt use his penis.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Lita was cockslapped!

[Guest PlatypusFool]

I'm pretty sure Amy Dumas was long gone from ECW before CW Anderson turned up. I could be wrong though.

[Guest Mark4steamboat]

Im not so sure but it was around the same time she left that he came in.

[Guest alfdogg]

I don't know, but I wouldn't mind taking that assignment.

 

I wouldn't want to smack or get smacked with a penis.

I was talking about being the smackER, not the smackEE.

[Guest]

I would never slap a girl with my penis.

[Guest dr deaf]

I would never slap a girl with my penis.

like you would get the chance to.  ;-)

[Guest]

lol

[Guest]

This was when Amy Dumas was hot, right? I wouldn't mind having my penis within the vicinity of her mouth. Hell, I wouldn't mind doing it now. With her face down there it's not like I'd have to look at her...but her recent neck surgery might prevent her from giving sufficient head.

 

Man, I sure could go for a blowjob right about now.

[Guest franchise632]

I would never slap a girl with my penis.

What if she asked you to??

[Guest dr deaf]

he'd probably ask her to look at his stamp collection instead.

[Guest dreamer420]

I would never slap a girl with my penis.

what about across the ass?

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Where's the fun in that?

[Guest dreamer420]

if you've tried it you know the fun it leads to my friend.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

What fun does it lead to?

[Guest dreamer420]

usually penetration!

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Smacking a girl on the ass with your dick is fun because it leads to penetration?

[Guest dreamer420]

damn right.  virgin are you?

[Guest Shaved Bear]

to quote the victim of the C.W. cockslap...

 

"OH, TAG!"

[Guest dr deaf]

Smacking a girl on the ass with your dick is fun because it leads to penetration?

why else would you have a girl in the same room as you with your penis out?  Are you showing her what faces you can make with your foreskin?

[Guest J*ingus]

why else would you have a girl in the same room as you with your penis out?  Are you showing her what faces you can make with your foreskin?

Oh my god, that's the FUNNIEST FUCKING THING I've read on this board in a long, long time.  I legit did a spit take, and now must wipe Mello Yellow off my keyboard.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

What's sad is, he couldn't see that what I was driving at is exactly what Dr Deaf said.

[Guest dreamer420]

so does anyone know if said incident actually took place?

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

I have now died laughing...

 

congrats Dr. Deaf

[Guest dr deaf]

I really thought the funniest thing was there was people that had no idea what to do with a girl and his penis out. Is it really that hard to figure out?

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Notice how Dreamer420 has disappeared, but he was oh so quick to respond before.