Guest Report post Posted June 15, 2002 I stopped watching when I was a little kid, and my first memory of the modern era was Austin on the zambonie. other genius: Screwing HHH to make Chyna the no.1 contender for his title hitting vince with a bedpan coming out in a suit and tie Steve Austin, CEO saving Sephanie from Taker (in hindsight, bad move on Austin's part) "My name is Stone Cold Steve Austin...." pounding the crap out of JR asking anyone in sight for a hug plus the beggining of What? Austin "Who'd you lose to?" Hugh Morrus "Saturn" Austin "What?" Morrus "I lost to Saturn" Austin "What? do you think that's funny? do you think that's "humorous"? What?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 15, 2002 When "What?" first started. If it wasn't for that, I would be named something even dumber. When he "joined" Vince McMahon after he won the title from HBK, then stunnered Vince. Great stuff. The "Hero/Jackass" segment. I laughed so damn hard when that happened. When he stunnered Goldust into the port-a-potty, then tipped it over. Austin = God Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted June 15, 2002 actally Morrus lost to Y2J, Raven lost to Saturn. Austin:Lookityou guys, get over here. Wipe that look off your face. Look at me. Who whipped your ass last Thursday? Hugh:I was in a-- Austin:I didn't ask you to explain something, I said, 'who whipped your ass last Thursday?' Hugh:Y2J. Austin:That's right! Heh - look atcha. 'Y2J?' Lookatchya! You're 275 pounds - your name is Hugh Morrus. What? Your name is...Hugh Morrus. What? Is that funny? Is that humourous? Are you here to make me laugh? What? You're PATHETIC! LOOK AT ME! You're pathetic! Y2J whipped your ass. I'm ashamed of ya. Step back. Austin:Who whipped your ass...last week? Raven:Saturn. Austin:Hehehe - okay. Here's a guy...who carries around a mop. It's - he carries a mop. What? As far as I'm concerned, you shoulda mopped the damn ring with that lunatic. He's got a sexual relationship with a stick, with a damn...mop on the end of it, and he whipped your ass? Am I correct? If I'm lying, you tell me I'm lying. Raven:You're - you're correct. Austin:I'm what? Raven:You're correct. Austin:That's right, I am correct. WHAT ABOUT ME? WHAT ABOUT RAVEN? QUOTE THE RAVEN NEVERMORE. You want me to give ya a little speech? Do you want me too? You suck! Quote Stone Cold nevermore. You make me sick. Damn- thats hilarious. Thanks slashwrestling Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 15, 2002 The time he drove the beer truck into the arena and spraed everybody and the time he hunted Raw, with A snake in Vince's limo, the 3:16 on the pager, the cardboard standup. And the time he threated Vince with a gun...yeah... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 15, 2002 Austin: "You call yourself the Hitman? Well put an 'S' in front of that and that's exactly how I feel about you!" When he said that to Bret I just couldn't stop laughing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest easye46 Report post Posted June 16, 2002 My favorite memory.. hmm.. how about him walking out like a little bitch. Face it, his crippled ass and his ego was leaving a foul odor on everything angle he got his hands on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 16, 2002 After reading all these moments, it really brings a tear to my eye that its all over. Face it no matter how much the whole inVasion angle sucked, austin was funny as hell as a heel. Austin had alot of awesome matches. Yeah I will miss the performer and entertainer stone cold. But I wont miss the cry baby man austin was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
