alfdogg 0 Report post Posted April 27, 2007 Co-written by Tony and myself. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the World six-man tag team championship! You break the laws You hustle, you deal, you steal from us all Come on come on, lovin' for the money Come on come on, listen to the Money talk Come on come on, lovin' for the money Come on come on, listen to the Money talk Money talks The fans waste no time voicing their contempt for the rich and famous, the fantastic foursome of the Beverly Hills Blonds, CPA and Mackenzie DeCenzo, booing them at the top of their lungs. CPA provides cover for Mackenzie as debris is hurled their direction. The Blonds, meanwhile, add fuel to the fire by taunting various audience members on their way to the squared circle. One male so incense after an inappropriate gesture by Ned Blanchard towards his female companion, he reaches over the guardrail to take a shot at the Handsome Hustler, only to have CPA swat his hand away. CPA :angry: MALE FAN :o BLANCHARD :D SINGLETON :p BUFFER Now arriving on the red carpet, accompanied by MACKENZIE DECENZO and representing THE ENTERPRISE, the challengers! First, from the Collection Agency, 265 pounds…CHRISTOPHER PATRICK ALLEN, otherwise known as C-P-A! His partners, total combine weight 460 pounds…SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD…THE BEVERLY HILLS BBLLLLLLOOOOOONNDDSSSSSS!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE What a contest this should be, ladies and gentlemen. A match-up we all thought we’d see last week, but an administrative error on the part of the OAOAST caused the bout to be postponed. COACH I’m sure it was just an accident that some chick forgot to dot the I and cross the T, right? I bet they’re some real insecure people in OAOAST headquarters. They see how strong the Enterprise is becoming by the week and those in positions of power are worried Theodore Moneymaker will place a hostile bid to acquire the company and actually hold people accountable for their actions. COLE Speaking of Theodore, he and Christian Wright still on the hunt for the World tag team titles currently held by Chicks Over Dicks. Moneymaker vowing to dethrone America’s Sweethearts by any means necessary, including putting together his own tag team battle royal last week! COACH If COD have any ovaries left, they’d grant CW and Teddy an immediate rematch. Imagine all the money that would be going to charity if Teddy didn’t have to spend it on chasing COD and the tag titles. COLE Theodore giving money to charity? Unless it’s to Rudy’s presidential campaign I highly doubt that. Come on God, Answer Me. For Years, I've Been Asking You Why? Why are the Innocent Dead and the Guilty Alive? Where is Justice? Where is Punishment? Smoke fills the entranceway as “Punishment” blares in the background. As the smoke disperses the World 6-man tag team champions appear onstage. America’s Team lift the hoods of their windbreakers to stare down the Blonds and CPA, while Brock does the HAPPY HAPPY HOSS DANCE~! BUFFER And their opponents! At a total combined weight of 790 pounds...they are the REIGNING and DEFENDING 6-man tag team champions of the woooooorld, CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIEN BENJAMIN...AMERICA'S TEAM...and BROCK AUUUSSSSTIIIIIIIIN!!! "YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Or Have You Already Answered? Have You Already Said to the World, Here is Justice. Here is Punishment. Here.... In Me. * [b][color="#FF0000"][size="5"]BOOM[/size][/color][/b] * Pyro BLASTS from all 4 ring posts as Brock leaps onto the ring apron from the arena floor. Right behind him are Moss and Benjamin, who climb up the ring steps and enter. COLE It should be noted, Christian Wright was originally scheduled to compete in this match, but Theodore Moneymaker issued an executive order hours prior to coming on the air and replaced him with CPA. COACH A source close to the situation told me it was a mutual decision. The concern with CPA was his lack of in-ring experience. Would he be more of a liability than anything else? He gives the Enterprise that power hitter to match-up against Brock Ausstin, which wouldn‘t be the case if CW was the third man. I’ve been told CPA is still a bit raw, but has shown a tremendous amount of progress in the last few weeks under the best training money can buy. Teddy’s gambles are known to pay off, and I expect the trend to continue tonight. Whatever garb the participants need to remove is done so. The assigned official asks both teams if they have any last minute questions, and the answer is no. All 6 men ready to go, with Charlie Moss and Simon Singleton to start for their teams. * DINGDINGDING * The bell sounds and Charlie Moss grabs a side headlock. Singleton tries to shoot him off into the ropes but Moss stands his ground and tightens his grip. Far from the ropes Simon punches Charlie in the gut and bends him backwards with an overhead wristlock, Moss bridging on his neck to avoid his shoulders touching the mat, trying to muscle his way up, but Simon yanks him down with a handful of hair. ONE… Moss kips up and places Singleton in a wristlock, then flips him onto his back and into an overhead wristlock. Grimacing in discomfort Simon rakes the eyes and clubs Charlie across the shoulder blades before reaching back and… “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” …chopping the hide off Moss’ chest. A barrage of forearm smashes, knife-edge chops and knees to the midsection rattle the Minnesota native against the ropes. The Beverly Hills Blonds make a tag and fire Moss across the ring…but he rolls under an attempted double back elbow and tags Quentin Benjamin, who leaps to the top rope in a single bound and delivers a SPRINGBOARD CROSS BODY! ONE… TWO… DOUBLE KICKOUT! Benjamin pops to his feet and DROPKICKS CPA OFF THE APRON! MACKENZIE :firedevil: Mackenzie isn’t happy about what she’s seeing, but the thousands jammed inside the area are. Quentin grabs the Blonds by the head and brings them together for a painful meeting of the minds, knocking Blanchard out to the floor. Singleton staggers around in a world of hurt and walks into the arms of Benjamin for a slam. Quentin points to the corner and heads up top. But standing in his way of Simon is the Enterprise Director of Security CPA who dares Benjamin to tempt fate. And he does, first causing CPA to flinch by faking a jump, and then levels the big man with a FLYING CLOTHESLINE!! COLE Oh, yeah! The champs in control! Brock Ausstin steps in, having accepted the tag from Quentin, and press slams Simon onto CPA! Simon shakes off the cobwebs and frantically crawls to his corner, extending his hand to Ned. BLANCHARD :huh: SIMON Tag me. Wide-eyed, Blanchard puts on a tough guy act, threatening Brock with all kind of bodily harm but declines the tag because, in his words, “I don’t want to do that to you, son.” COACH Look at the compassion being shown by Ned. And people had the audacity to question his 2005 Father of the Year award. He’s a far better father than Alec Baldwin. COLE First of all, Ned bought that award at a flea market -- so I heard. Secondly, he knows Brock would kill him if they met. As usual, Ned’s passing off his responsibilities to somebody else. “KRISTA’S BITCH!” “KRISTA’S BITCH!” “KRISTA’S BITCH!” Ned directs Simon to CPA and covers his ears to block the chant aimed at him. Because our big men can work, the crowd buzzes in anticipation of a Brock-CPA clash. Unlike their last encounter, neither man is interested in testing strength so they engage in a slugfest! :fight2: With CPA getting the worst of it he tackles Brock out to the floor. But that’s about as good as it gets for him, as Brock reverses his Irish whip and sends CPA crashing into the guardrail. Looking to follow-up with a clothesline Ausstin rumbles forward and eats a big boot to the face, and then is posted. Rather than toss Brock inside CPA goes for one more move and one move too many, smashing his shoulder into the ring post as Brock telegraphs his shoulder charge and moves aside! COACH That’s what I was talking about earlier. This was the concern of Teddy‘s. Inexperience as CPA is, he’ll overcompensate at times. And this is one team you don’t want to do that against because they’ll make you pay. COLE Well, you said it yourself -- it’s a gamble on Teddy’s behalf. COACH As long as CPA can avoid the chokehold Brock disguises as a submission maneuver, he’ll be fine. They would already be 6-man tag champions if not for the choke. No way are the officials going to give a rookie that call. Back inside the ring, Brock power slams CPA and covers, hooking the leg! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Ausstin raises CPA up to his feet, but on their way to the face corner CPA snags him out of nowhere and connects with a back suplex! ONE… TWO… THR-- NO!! CPA slams Brock in the center of the ring and tags Singleton, who soars through the air and drops the big elbow off the top! ONE… TWO… And Brock kicks out with authority! COLE My goodness, would you take a look at that! There is still a ton of fight left in the former Heartland Champion Brock Ausstin. Woozy, Brock resists an attempted snap mare, forcing Simon to call in Ned for help. Together the Blonds are able to get the job done, and then celebrate as though they just slammed Andre the Giant. Now that Brock is flat on his back Blanchard wants a piece of him. Simon obliges and the Handsome Hustler spikes the point of the elbow across Ausstin’s sternum. Ned snaps a shot of Brock clutching his chest on his imaginary camera phone, and receives a well placed kick to the gut for his arrogance. Blanchard responds by stomping a mudhole and walks it dry! COACH You talked about Brock having a lot of fight left in him. Well it’s all bark and no bite. Ned is the one doing all the biting. Ned taunts America’s Team as he sets Brock for a suplex, not your traditional suplex but a SLINGSHOT SUPLEX. Brock, however, has other things in mind. He blocks the slingshot and drops Blanchard down on the top rope! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!” Charlie Moss replaces Brock as the legal man and T-Bone’s Ned, lifting the Handsome Hustler overhead and planting him mid-ring with his variation of a suplex! ONE… TWO… SAVE BY SIMON! Moss rams Blanchard into the turnbuckle and whips him to the far corner, back dropping him out, then measures Ned for a super kick but every desperate housewife’s fantasy and every school girl’s dream lover takes a dive and seeks sanctuary in the ropes. A former rule breaker himself, Charlie lures Ned into a false sense of security and then storms ahead, only to be back dropped over the top rope near the Enterprise corner…but Moss lands on his feet and cold-cocks a charging Simon Singleton with a SUPERKICK! “YYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Blanchard swings wildly at Moss, who ducks and thrusts his shoulder through the ropes and into Ned’s midsection. Charlie somersaults over the top, springing off Ned’s back, and grabs hold of the Handsome Hustler as he turns around…BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! ONE… TWO… THREE-- NO!! CPA BREAKS UP THE COUNT! COLE Should the Enterprise emerge victorious I’m sure Theodore Moneymaker will have a special cash bonus waiting for CPA. He just saved his team from sure defeat! No way would Blanchard have kicked out. You could almost hear the air knocked out of him following the belly-to-belly. Charlie Moss got him good. CPA does more than breakup the count, he also gets in a few blows on Moss, leading to a shoving match with America’s Team and Brock which the referee is quickly able to gain control of. The confrontation earns Ned a much needed breather, allowing him to thumb Moss in the eye once the ring clears. Blanchard hammers away and fires Moss off into the ropes, but towards the champions side of the squared circle, enabling America’s Team to make a blind tag. Ned misses a clothesline and gets annihilated with the DOUBLE GOOZLE! ONE… TWO… COLE Three! No! Two and only two! Simon again with the save, kicking Benjamin upside the head and still reeling from Moss’ super kick. Quentin sends Ned hard into the corner, causing him to shoot out and stumble into a hip toss. Benjamin follows up with a standing dropkick and covers! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! The agile collegiate standout shows off his hops, sending Ned back into the corner to connect on a Stinger Splash, but Blanchard remains standing. Another Stinger Splash yields the same result. Benjamin hopes third time’s the charm, but he ends up being caught in midair and dropped throat-first on the top rope, the recipient of a Hot Shot! COLE We might have new champions! Here’s the cover! ONE… TWO… THR-- NO!! Moss yanks Ned away! Mackenzie DeCenzo and the rest of the Enterprise ringside none too pleased about that. COACH That’s why Benjamin gets for being such a showboat. He went to the well one too many times and paid for it. A perfect example why the Beverly Hills Blonds have had multiple tag title reigns while America’s Team have none. COLE They won the Tag Team World Cup. COACH One year. COLE Is that the best comeback you have? COACH They got lucky! I think the Mexican team got picked up by INS prior to the tournament. They were my pick to win it all. COLE Give me a break, Coachman! Ned smashes Quentin’s face into Simon’s boot and tags out. Double whip in sees Blanchard drop toehold Benjamin as Singleton bounces off the ropes and delivers a leg drop. Rather than go for the pin Simon bashes and grinds his opponent’s face into the mat! Once he has his fun Simon and CPA swap legally swap places, but not before Simon whips Quentin into the ropes, leaving CPA to finish him off with a FRONT SPINEBUSTER SLAM! ONE… TWO…. SAVE BY BROCK! CPA goes on about his business as the referee escorts Brock to his corner. Wrapped in a bear hug Benjamin is rammed into the corner and worked over by a combination of heavy rights and shoulder thrusts. CPA whips Quentin to the far corner and sends him crashing down to earth via a MILITARY PRESS SLAM, which sets the stage (after a tag of course) for the Beverly Hills Blonds ROCKET LAUNCHER!! COACH They hit it! I told you we’d have new champions! ONE… TWO… THREE! NO!!! The Enterprise can’t believe it and neither can most of the fans, who break out in cheer after the initial shock wears off. Simon Singleton, the legal man, scoops Benjamin for a slam, but Quentin slips out and maneuvers him into the ropes, rolling back in a pinning combination! ONE… TWO… Simon kicks Benjamin forward and CPA clubs him across the back of the neck as he hit’s the ropes, and then Quentin gets spiked on his head courtesy of a DDT! ONE… TWO… THR-- KICKOUT! Frustration begins to creep in as the Enterprise complain of a slow count. Charlie Moss rallies the crowd behind Quentin by slapping the top turnbuckle, getting the fans to stomp their feet and clap their hands in unison. Singleton reintroduces Benjamin to the turnbuckle and slaps him, which only fires up Quentin as a jolt of adrenaline runs through his body, giving him the strength he needs to try and fight his way out of the Enterprise corner, but Simon tackles his legs and he is soon overwhelmed by Ned and CPA. An exchange is made and the Blonds send Quentin off for a ride, then straight up and down onto his stomach! COLE Double Feature flapjack! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Blanchard refuses to settle for anything less than a pin this moment, diving back on top of Benjamin. ONE… TWO… But Quentin kicks out again. ONE… TWO… And again! Benjamin’s face sustains another turnbuckle smash as Blanchard unloads in the corner, punching and chopping the hell out of Quentin. He shoots him off to the far side and connects with a back elbow, and then a succession of power forearms to the chest. Feeling he’s beaten the drive out of Benjamin’s system Ned goes for his Slingshot Suplex, but Quentin floats over and throws a SUPERKICK…but it’s block! Leg in hand Blanchard SPINS Benjamin around…and is drilled square between the eyes with a SPINNING HEEL KICK! “YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!” COLE Blanchard may be out of it! What athleticism displayed by Quentin Benjamin! Now can he make the tag? He desperately needs to tag. The Enterprise have done quite the number of him. COACH I can’t help but think the Enterprise let a number of opportunities to put away the champions slip by. I mean, why won’t Benjamin stay down? Live to fight another day, young man. COLE The World 6-man tag team championship is what’s fueling Quentin Benjamin. Mackenzie screams at Ned to make the tag, but he’s still seeing stars and not those on his trunks. Benjamin, meanwhile, searches for his corner before using the remaining energy he has left to crawl to freedom. He spots Brock and Charlie reaching over the top rope. Brock damn near across the ring already because of his large frame. As Quentin nears the corner Ned knows he won’t have time to prevent the tag if he makes one myself, so he decides to go after Benjamin who feels the Handsome Hustler breathing up the rear and dives towards his corner, making the tag to… "YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" …BROCK AUSSTIN!! BLANCHARD :o BROCK :angry: Brock hammers away on Ned, as Benjamin rolls to the floor, and Moss follows him out. Brock backs into the ropes, and delivers a clothesline! He then floors Simon with another clothesline! CPA gets some, as well! Brock roars out to the crowd, which goes wild! COLE Brock is like a bull in a china closet! COACH :rolleyes: Brock sizes up CPA, and delivers a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE And Brock going for the quick kill here! COACH Where are Moss and Benjamin? Brock's fighting three guys by himself here! COLE Well, Benjamin hurt out on the floor, and Moss down to check on him, but Brock doesn't appear to need help in there right now! CPA rolls out to the floor, as Brock clotheslines Simon over the top rope! At this point...Rick Heyross begins to walk down the aisle? COLE Oh, wait a minute. Heyross approaches Moss and Benjamin in the aisleway, and Moss spots him. COACH Remember, we've seen Heyross in the ads for WDW Triumph, but what is he doing out here? Brock sets up Ned for the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COLE And Brock going for the finish, but now he's spotted Heyross at ringside! Brock stops for a second, and drops Ned to the mat. He then slowly walks toward the side of the ring...and Heyross takes off, as Brock gives chase! COLE And Brock hot on the trail of Rick Heyross! Brock and Heyross run a lap around the ring, then Heyross runs to the side of the ring opposite the aisleway...and leads Brock right into Moss and Benjamin, who DROP HIM WITH A DOUBLE FLATLINER~??? COACH WHOA! COLE What the hell? Moss and Benjamin hop up, as Benjamin flicks the sweat from his brow onto Brock. COLE What is this? Moss and Benjamin stare down Brock, and Heyross is shown applauding on the outside! COACH Have Moss and Benjamin joined with Rick Heyross once again? COLE And worse yet, Rick Heyross is a WDW affiliate! COACH I don't believe this one, Cole. Team Heyross leaves the ring along with Rick, as CPA comes to his senses, and plants Brock with the DOMINATOR~!!! COLE And the Dominator from CPA! Cover... 1... 2... COLE :ph34r: 3!!! COLE :angry: COACH NEW CHAMPS, BABY! BUFFER [i]The winners of the match...and NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OAOAST Six-Man tag team champions...the BEVERLY HILLS BLONDS, and CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (lol!) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! The new champs celebrate with the belts, while Heyross, Moss and Benjamin celebrate an apparent reunion in the aisle. COLE I can't believe this! Have we seen the rebirth of Team Heyross? And what about their status with the OAOAST? COACH Well, I know about the Enterprise's status! New Six-man tag champs, baby! COLE Hopefully some liight will be shed on this next week, but right now that light is shining on CPA and the Beverly Hills Blonds, the new Six-Man tag champs! Let's go to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
