alfdogg 0 Report post Posted May 2, 2007 [i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits, and Alfdogg makes his way out to the ring, drawing boos. Alf is accompanied by two lovely escorts. COLE Heartland title on the line next, and Alfdogg on his way out to the ring! BUFFER [i]The following contest is for the OAOAST Heartland championship, scheduled for one fall! First, introducing the WDW World heavyweight champion...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Alf walks down the aisle, and climbs into the ring. COLE And Alf is here, I presume, to announce the newest acquisition of World Domination Wrestling, and Thunderkid's opponent in the forthcoming match! ALF Boy, I got some BIG news tonight! *crowd boos* ALF Before I get around to introducing the man who will bring the OAOAST Heartland title into the fold, I have another very important announcement. COACH What could this one be, Cole? ALF I'm here to announce that next Monday, May the 14th, World Domination Wrestling will return to your television set! *crowd boos* COLE A big announcement indeed! Now, let's hear that other announcement! ALF And now, if I may, here is the challenger for the OAOAST Heartland title, and the newest acquisition of World Domination Wrestling! Weighing in at 218 pounds, and hailing from Thunder Bay, Ontario..."AFTER HOURS" FELIX STRUTTER! [i]Girls, Girls, Girls[/i] by Jay-Z hits, and the lights go out. Pink lights shine around the arena, and a pink light illuminates the entryway, as the escorts make their way out to meet Strutter. Strutter walks out confidently, and takes one girl in each arm, making his way to the ring. COLE And this is a big acquisition for WDW, this guy's got a bright future in this business, "After Hours" Felix Strutter! COACH New look for Felix, and he could walk out of here tonight with an OAOAST championship on his way to WDW! Strutter climbs into the ring and poses on the buckles, drawing boos. The ladies remove his vest, and he stretches in the corner as [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits and Thunderkid makes his way down the aisle. COLE Well, I'm sure Thunderkid will have something to say about that! BUFFER [i]His opponent...hailing from Green Bay, Wisconsin, and weighing in at 250 pounds...he is the OAOAST Heartland champion...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] TK slides into the ring, where Strutter attacks! *DING DING DING* COLE And a sneak attack by Felix Strutter! COACH That's what he's gotta do! He wants that title for WDW! Strutter picks up TK, and lays in a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Strutter pulls TK out, and whips him into the ropes, but TK ducks a clothesline, and floors Strutter with one of his own! TK yells out to the crowd, which responds in kind. TK then whips Strutter into the ropes, and picks him up in a PRESS SLAM~! COLE And TK showing off that tremendous power! TK holds him for a few seconds, then tosses him down to the mat! Strutter gets up, holding his back, and TK follows him in, clotheslining him over the top to the floor! COACH And Felix Strutter in big trouble, he needs to get it together! COLE Alf and Axel can't be liking the looks of this match! Strutter walks around a bit and gains his senses, then climbs up onto the apron. TK catches him coming up, and suplexes him back inside! COLE Great execution on that suplex by TK! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! TK backs into the ropes, and drops an elbow! COACH BIG elbow! TK measures, then backs in and drops a second, and then a third! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And TK going for quick covers, he wants to end this one quick! Strutter gets up and crawls over to the ropes, as TK follows. COACH Break it up, ref, he's in the ropes! COLE Hey! Whose side are you on, anyway? COACH Well, that's the rules, isn't it? COLE This match is for the Heartland title, there are no disqualifications! The ref backs TK off, then when he moves, TK charges, but Strutter delivers a BIG backdrop right to the floor! COLE WOW, TK took a LONG fall on that one! COACH He's hurtin' right now, and Strutter needs to take a breather! Strutter catches his wind, then slides out to follow TK. He reaches under the ring, and finds a kendo stick! COLE And Felix Strutter bringing out the hardware! The crowd gasps as Felix lifts the stick overhead, and brings it down across TK's back! COLE And a hard shot across the muscular back of TK! Strutter tosses TK back into the ring, then backs into the ropes and drops a big knee to the sternum! COLE And a big kneedrop, and a cover! 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter then picks up TK, hooks him, and delivers a DOUBLE-ARM DDT~! COACH And Strutter may be setting him up early here! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE But TK not done yet! Strutter waits for TK to get up, then delivers a foot to the gut, and sets up the THUNDER BAY THROTTLE~!!!111 COACH Here it comes now! Strutter stops to pose, and gets backdropped by TK! COLE Strutter took too long, and TK able to escape! TK charges Strutter, who trips up TK, and hooks the STF~! COLE STF locked in by Felix Strutter! COACH This could be it for TK! TK screams in pain as Strutter cinches in on the hold. TK tries to fight the pain, but eventually starts to fade. COACH It looks like the lights are starting to go out! COLE And Alf has got to be giddy in the back, along with Axel! The referee raises TK's arm... ONE!!! TWO!!! TK keeps the arm up on the third lift! COLE But TK refusing to die! TK puts his free hand on the mat, scoots over slowly, and grabs the bottom rope! COLE And he reaches the ropes! Strutter breaks the hold and allows TK to pull himself up on the ropes. Strutter delivers a knee to the back, then chokes TK on the ropes. He holds for a few seconds, then picks up TK and whips him into the ropes...but puts his head down, and TK executes a sunset flip! 1... 2... NO! Kickout! Strutter pops right up and clotheslines TK to the mat! COACH And Felix Strutter right back on the offensive! Strutter slides back to the outside, and grabs the kendo stick! COLE And Strutter bringing the stick back into play! Strutter measures TK, then brings the stick into his gut! Strutter raises the stick once again, and brings it across his back! Strutter then positions TK, and goes to the top rope... COLE Could be that outstanding legdrop by Felix Strutter! COACH Well, if it is, and it connects, we'll have a new champion! Strutter gets his balance, and goes for the SHOOTING STAR LEGDROP~!!!...but TK rolls out of the way! COLE But nobody home! TK gets up slowly, and starts delivering right jabs, then floors Strutter with a clothesline! Then a second! TK follows up with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Strutter gets the shoulder up! TK picks up Strutter and executes a Fallaway Slam! TK then measures, and hits Strutter with a BICYCLE KICK~!, then looks down at the kendo stick! COLE And now it's TK going after the weapon! TK grabs the stick, as the crowd cheers, and slams it across Strutter's chest! COACH What a shot! TK looks down at Strutter, then raises the stick up in the air, as Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin run to the ring and attack from behind! COLE Team Heyross is here! Moss and Benjamin stomp away on TK, to boos from the crowd. Moss picks up TK, and holds him back for Benjamin, who grabs the kendo stick. COLE Come on now! Benjamin points out to the crowd, then takes a home run swing...which hits Charlie Moss, as TK had ducked out of the way! COACH He hit his partner! TK creeps behind Benjamin, and takes him all the way over the top rope with a belly-to-belly! COLE And NOW, maybe TK can finish this defense off! TK picks up Strutter, and hooks him for the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111 However, Alfdogg slides into the ring, grabs the kendo stick, and BLASTS TK right between the eyes! COLE OH NO! TK is out, thanks to Alf! DAMN IT! Alf slides out of the ring, with a smile on his face, as a dazed Felix Strutter picks up TK, hooks him, and delivers the THUNDER BAY THROTTLE~!!!111 COLE No, don't tell me... 1... 2... COLE Kick out! KICK OUT! ... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COLE DAMN IT! We've got a new Heartland champion...and he's under contract with WDW! BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...and NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OAOAST Heartland champion..."AFTER HOURS" FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX STRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! COACH What does this mean, Cole? COLE A WDW wrestler owns an OAOAST championship! What does this mean for the Heartland title? Your guess is as good as mine, Coach! Alf holds Strutter up in the aisle as he holds his belt in the air, while a groggy, bloodied TK stares them down from the ring. Team Heyross joins Alf and Strutter, their arms raised. COLE I don't know what to think here...I just don't know. Let's go to Josh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
