Triumph: Team Heyross vs Jumbo/Deuce Deuce Bigelow

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JR
And it's now time for the WDW World tag team titles to be decided!  Team Heyross defends against the newly-formed duo of Deuce Deuce Bigelow, and newest WDW signee Jumbo!  Let's go to David Penzer!

[i]Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody[/i] plays, and Deuce comes through the curtains, followed by Jumbo.  Both men slap hands with the fans as they walk down the aisle.

PENZER
[i]Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the WDW World tag team championship!  Introducing first, the challengers, at a combined weight of 830 pounds...introducing first, from Las Vegas, Nevada......DEUCE DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE BIGELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!![/i]

*crowd cheers*

PENZER
[i]His tag team partner, from Chicago, Illinois...JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i]

JR
A couple of fun-loving guys, good friends, and tonight they have a chance to become the World tag team champions!

Jumbo and Deuce take a lap around the ring to give fives to the fans, then climb in and wait in their corner as [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits and Team Heyross walks through the curtains, flanked by their manager Rick Heyross.

PENZER
[i]Their opponents, coming down the aisle accompanied by their manager, Rick Heyross, at a combined weight of 485 pounds...they are the WDW World tag team champions...the team of Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM HEYROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS!!!!![/i]

JR
And Team Heyross, despite their success in the OAOAST, never got the chances to run with the big prize!  They've got that chance now, and are looking to make the most of it!

Team Heyross slides into the ring and pose on the buckles, then, as Deuce drops his jacket outside the ring, both men hop down and dropkick him over the top rope!

*DING DING DING*

JR
Sneak attack from the champs, and this one's under way!

Jumbo goes after Benjamin, but gets jumped from behind by Moss, and a double-team ensues.  Moss and Benjamin hammer on the back of Jumbo, then send him across the ring.  Jumbo ducks a double clothesline, and flattens the champs with one of his own!

JR
And a big double clothesline from Jumbo!

Moss retreats to a corner, and Jumbo waits for him to get to his feet, and whips Benjamin across into him.  At this point, Deuce is back in the ring, and Jumbo grabs him by the arm and whips him into Team Heyross!  Jumbo then backs into the far corner, getting the crowd into it, and charges, piling into all three men!

JR
And Team Heyross crushed in the corner, bailing out!  The champs in trouble early!

Jumbo and Deuce follow the champs out and engage in a slugfest, winning handily.  Jumbo then grabs Moss, and Deuce grabs Benjamin, and the champs are whipped into one another!  Jumbo then tosses Moss into the ring, and executes a back suplex!  Cover...

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Kickout!

JR
First cover of the match, and Jumbo gets two!

Jumbo tags in Deuce, then bodyslams Moss.  Deuce measures Moss, and drops a big elbow!

JR
Big-time elbowdrop from Deuce Deuce Bigelow!

Deuce gets up, backs into the ropes, and drops another!  Cover...

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Kickout!

Deuce gives Moss a gutwrench suplex, then tags in Jumbo, who holds Moss back for a savate kick before Deuce exits the ring.

JR
Nice kick from Deuce, and the challengers making quick tags!

Jumbo hits a backbreaker on Moss, then sits down and applies a camel clutch!

JR
Submission hold applied by Jumbo, and that's a lot of weight for Moss to try to move across the ring!

But he doesn't have to, because Benjamin jumps into the ring and nails Jumbo from behind.  Jumbo stares down Benjamin as the referee ushers him out of the ring, then picks up Moss and tags Deuce.  Jumbo assists Deuce in an Irish whip, and they drop Moss with a double elbow!  As the referee ushers out Jumbo, Deuce runs to the ropes, only to have Benjamin pull them down and send him crashing to the floor!

JR
And a smart, if unethical move from the outside by Benjamin, behind the back of the referee, pulling down the ropes, and now Deuce is hurting!

Heyross lays in some kicks on the floor, and is almost caught by the official, who sends him back to his corner.

JR
Get that guy back in his corner, come on, ref!

Deuce attempts to slide back into the ring, but is stomped back down to the floor by Benjamin.  Heyross, after allowing Deuce to get to his feet, grabs him from behind and shoves him into the steel steps!

JR
Oh, give me a break!

However, Heyross didn't get away with this one, as the referee jumps out of the ring and ejects him from ringside!  The crowd pops HUGE, and Heyross and his clients go ballistic.

JR
THERE you go!  Get him out of here!

While Benjamin joins Heyross in the argument with the referee, Moss gets off the apron and rolls Deuce back into the ring.  Benjamin turns around, goes to the top rope, and drills Deuce with a missile dropkick!  Cover...

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Kickout!

JR
Heyross may not be out there anymore, but he may have done enough to earn his team a win in this match!

Benjamin whips Deuce into the ropes, and hits a Frankensteiner!  He then tags in Moss, who picks him up and executes a Russian legsweep!  Cover...

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Deuce kicks out again!

JR
But Deuce isn't going to quit on you!

Moss picks up Deuce and tags in Benjamin, and the duo executes a double-bodyslam!  Both men then drop elbows on Deuce, before Moss exits the ring.

JR
Nice teamwork by Team Heyross there, that's why they hold the World tag team titles!

Benjamin drags Deuce over to the ropes, then chokes him by pushing his knee into the back of his head!  The referee counts, and Benjamin releases at four.  Moss jumps off the apron and does some more choking as the referee restrains Benjamin.  This draws Jumbo into the ring, and the official meets him as Moss slides into the ring, and he and Benjamin quickly hit the DOUBLE GOOZLE on Deuce!

JR
And one of the trademark moves of Team Heyross, that double goozle!

Benjamin covers, as Jumbo gets out and the referee counts...

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But Deuce kicks out yet again!

JR
And this is how bad Deuce wants it!  Deuce will not quit!

Moss chokes away at Deuce, breaking at the referee's four-count.  Moss then ascends the top rope, and comes off...right onto the raised boot of Deuce!

JR
And now, Deuce really needs to make a tag!

However Moss lands right by his corner, and is easily able to tag Benjamin in time for him to stop a tag attempt with a running elbowdrop to the back!  Benjamin then turns and delivers a cheap shot to Jumbo, drawing him into the ring!  The referee restrains him as Moss comes back in, and gives Deuce a slingshot, right into a Benjamin superkick!

JR
More great teamwork as the referee's back is turned!

Benjamin covers...

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NO! Kickout!

Moss immediately comes back into the ring, and he and Benjamin set up a double suplex.  However, Deuce is somehow able to block, and amazingly suplexes both members of Team Heyross!

JR
And a great show of power by Deuce!  NOW can he make a tag?

Deuce pulls himself towards an anxious Jumbo, as Moss starts to come to.  Deuce inches closer and closer, and then, as Moss is just about to pull him back, Deuce falls into Jumbo and MAKES THE TAG~!

JR
Tag made, and it's Jumbo in there!

Moss tries to beg off, but Jumbo scores with a foot to the midsection, then whips him into the ropes, and gives him a BIG backdrop!  Clothesline for Benjamin!  Clothesline for Moss!  Jumbo gives Benjamin a trapped-arm belly-to-belly, and covers...

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NO!  Moss saves!

Moss and Benjamin pound on Jumbo, then whip him to the ropes, but Jumbo ducks a double clothesline and takes both men down with a running shoulderblock!

JR
And Jumbo came in there like a runaway freight train!

Jumbo then sets Benjamin on the top rope and follows him up.

JR
And Jumbo could be going for his superplex here!

However, before he can go up, Moss comes in with a knee to the back from behind.  Benjamin stands up on the top rope, as Moss holds Jumbo, then comes off...but Jumbo moves, and Benjamin clotheslines Moss inadvertently!

JR
Miscommunication from the champs, and this could be the big chance for Jumbo and Deuce!

Jumbo hammers away on Benjamin, then hooks him and executes the FINAL CUT~!  Deuce is waiting on the top rope...

JR
This could be it...

Deuce comes off with the FUNKY COLD MEDINA~!!!

JR
And there it is!  We could have new champs, coming up!

However, Felix Strutter rushes to the ring, distracting the referee as well as Jumbo.  This allows Moss to  slide in and DRILL Deuce right in the back of the head with one of the title belts!

JR
And Charlie Moss, behind the back of the referee, with the cheap shot with the belt!

Moss then tackles Jumbo in the corner, and the two eventually spill outside, as Benjamin drapes his arm over Deuce and the referee counts...

JR
Oh, come on!

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3!!!

*DING DING DING*

JR
Aw, that's BULLSHIT~!

PENZER
[i]Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match, and STILL WDW World tag team champions...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM HEYROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS!!!!![/i]

JR
Team Heyross getting away with highway robbery in this one, thanks to Felix Strutter as well as a shot from the title belt!

Jumbo checks on Deuce, as the champs celebrate in the aisle along with Strutter.

JR
Well, folks, this one is far from over, I guarantee you that!