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World Domination Wrestling: May 28, 2007

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The opening video plays for World Domination Wrestling, conveniently enough prominently featuring footage of Alfdogg, Team Heyross and Felix Strutter from recent weeks and in the case of Alfdogg, from WDW's days past. Some of the other stars get a brief look-in too, the likes of Deuce Deuce Bigalow, Jamie O'Hara and Chris Stevens. The video package ends with the now familiar shot from the ground shown with a red tint, with Rick Heyross, Alfdogg, and Axel standing left to right and looking down into the camera smiling, fading into the WDW logo...

 

 

...and with that, we are live in Cin... (Cincinnati) ci... (Cincinnati) na... (Cincinnati) ti, Ohio for Week 3 of World Domination Wrestling! The fans whoop and holler as the camera pans around them, before we go directly to Rick Heyross and the legend that is Jivin' JR at ringside!

 

JIVIN' JR

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Cincinnati, Ohio, for another edition of World Domination Wrestling! I'm Jivin' JR, and this is Rick Heyross, who will have a lot of stock in tonight's main event!

 

RICK HEYROSS

Oh yeah, tonight we've got a big six-man tag match...it won't be much of a match, but a match nontheless!

 

JR

It'll be Rick's group of Team Heyross and "After Hours" Felix Strutter, facing the interesting combination of Thunderkid, Deuce Deuce Bigelow and Jumbo! That and a whole lot more tonight, we've got Jamie O'Hara in action, as well as Chris Stevens...

 

Axel is seen walking to the ring.

 

HEYROSS

Look who's on his way! The boss!

 

JR

Axel, the owner of World Domination Wrestling, out here to grace us with his prescence, unexpectedly...

 

Axel steps through the ropes, and gets the mic from David Penzer.

 

AXEL

Cincinnati, Ohio!

 

*crowd cheers*

 

AXEL

Got a big six-man tag tonight for the people here in Cincinnati!

 

*crowd cheers*

 

AXEL

I mean, we got the WDW World tag team champions, Team Heyross...

 

*crowd boos*

 

AXEL

And the WDW AND OAOAST Heartland champion, "After Hours" Felix Strutter...

 

*crowd boos*

 

AXEL

Taking on WDW's Deuce Deuce Bigelow...

 

*crowd cheers*

 

AXEL

And OAOAST stars Thunderkid and Jumbo.

 

*mixed reaction*

 

AXEL

Now, I made this match, because last week, Jumbo had the NERVE to interfere in WDW affairs as a ticket-buyer, as a FAN! A WDW FAN! So, Jumbo, if you want to get into WDW affairs, you're going to get an up-close look tonight!

 

*crowd cheers*

 

AXEL

In fact...let's up the ante a little bit! Jumbo, I'll make you a deal...I've got a contract back in my office with your name on it!

 

JR

Wow!

 

AXEL

And should you score the winning fall in tonight's match...(Axel giggles) doubtful...I'll let you sign that contract, and make you a WDW superstar!

 

*crowd cheers*

 

AXEL

And, not only that...but at Triumph, I'll give you and you newfound friend, Deuce Deuce Bigelow, a shot at Team Heyross and the World tag team titles!

 

*crowd cheers*

 

JR

That's a lot of incentive for the big man!

 

AXEL

But I KNOW that with the FINE team Rick Heyross has put together tonight, there's no WAY you'll come out of tonight a winner! Right, Rick?

 

Rick is shown at ringside with a stunned look on his face, lip quivering, as he nods in agreement.

 

AXEL

Right! So, as unfamiliar as I'm sure this sounds to you, we'll see you in the main event, Jumbo!

 

JR

A big announcement from Axel, and Rick Heyross seems to be bearing a heavy burden here!

 

HEYROSS

Wh...what are you talking about? There's no way Jumbo can pin any of MY guys! You can't be serious!

 

JR

Folks, we'll be right back!

 

Commercial break

Edited by alfdogg

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As we return to the show, "Chelsea Dagger" by The Fratellis plays through the P.A. Rounding the ring, a blond, spikey haired newcomer walks towards the announce table and shakes hands with both Heyross and JR, before turning to the fans and pumping his fists into the air. The crowd seem pretty non-plussed.

 

JIVIN' JR

Fans, this is certainly a treat as we're joined by a true international star. Nathaniel Black, welcome to WDW!

 

NATHANIEL BLACK

(in a thick Cockney accent)

How's it goin' lads?

 

JR

Well, a big announcement has been made. You will make your in-ring debut for World Domination Wrestling, Saturday night at Triumph. And this will be your first taste of WDW action.

 

BLACK

Yeah. Lookin' forward to seeing what you've got round 'ere for me.

 

 

"Fix Up, Look Sharp" by Dizzee Rascal pumps through the arena and Jamie O'Hara strides out through the entrance, nodding his head as the crowd erupt.

 

PENZER

The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first... he hails from Birmingham, England. Weighing one hundred, seventy three pounds... "THE BIRMINGHAM BAD BOY"... JJJAAAAAAMMMMMIIIIIIEEEEEEE... O'HHHHHAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

 

O'Hara slaps a few more hands than last week as he makes his way down to the ring. Still he's got something to say to the world though, jawing away as he enters the ring.

 

PENZER

And, in the ring, from Wichita, Kansas and weighing one hundred, eighty eight pounds... CCLLLAAAARRRK FFFRRRREEEEEEEEEMMMAAAAAANN!!

 

The rookie gives a thumbs-up to the fans. They're more concerned with O'Hara though as he climbs the turnbuckles.

 

JR

So, a fellow Brit in action here.

 

BLACK

Mmm. Looks like a bit of a yob if you ask me.

 

 

*DINGDINGDING!*

 

The straggly haired Freeman comes out of the corner looking for a handshake on the bell. O'Hara just looks at the hand for a while before mouthing off at the youngster. So instead we get a lock-up.

 

BLACK

Look at that. No respect.

 

Jockeying for position, O'Hara and Freeman end up in a corner. Freeman manages to pin O'Hara in, but gives a clean break on the referee's say-so. O'Hara doesn't appreciate that and shoves Freeman in the chest. Eager to show he's no pushover, Freeman shoves back. And gets a forearm for his trouble! A second! And a third! Freeman staggers away from the corner as O'Hara pushes onto the middle rope, soaring off with a Blockbuster!

 

JR

Impressive move!

 

O'Hara covers...

 

 

1...

 

 

 

 

 

 

2...

 

 

 

 

 

Freeman out at two.

 

JR

When O'Hara is in full flow, there may be no-one more exciting to watch in WDW!

 

BLACK

If you like that sorta thing, I guess.

 

O'Hara pulls Freeman to his feet, popping him with another forearm. An irish whip is reversed though, Freeman looking for a backdrop as O'Hara rebounds. With a 180 twist, O'Hara is able to get back to back with Freeman. And as he gets thrown in the air, he's able to backflip and land on his feet!

 

O'HARA

OOIIIIII!

 

"OI!"

 

Around turns Freeman, surprised to see O'Hara up. The surprise prevents him from moving, in time to avoid a Busaiku Knee Kick to the face!

 

"YYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

 

With Freeman dazed, The Birmingham Bad Boy sets and uncoils with a STANDING 450 SPLASH!!

 

BLACK

What the hell was that!?

 

 

1...

 

 

 

 

 

 

2...

 

 

 

 

 

 

NO!

 

HEYROSS

Mr. Black, you don't sound too impressed so far.

 

BLACK

Well, it's impressive. It just ain't wrestling. It's all 'razmatazz', as you Yanks like to call it.

 

Waiting on Freeman to get back up, in the corner O'Hara crouches down. As soon as Freeman reaches his feet O'Hara goes to the middle rope again. This time though, as he goes for the Blockbuster, Freeman is able to sidestep, causing J-OH to frontflip to the canvas!

 

BLACK

See, you'll never catch me doing something that bloody moronic in a wrestling match.

 

Cover by Freeman...

 

1...

 

 

 

 

 

2...

 

 

 

 

 

No!

 

Freeman looks to take control now. Front facelock, into a nice vertical suplex, with a floatover...

 

1...

 

 

 

 

 

2...

 

 

 

 

 

No!

 

Back up again, Freeman whips O'Hara into the corner. The Kansas native tries to follow in with a clothesline. But O'Hara suddenly slinks through the top and middle ropes, narrowly avoiding the charge! Freeman hits the turnbuckles chest first, stumbling into O'Hara who hangs him up on the top rope. As Freeman falls, Jamie then scales the turnbuckles. Up top, O'Hara sets, the crowd buzzing as he soars through the air, CONNECTING WITH A SHOOTING STAR LEGDROP!!!

 

"YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

 

JR

Stick that in the highlight reel!

 

BLACK

Ugh!

 

Rolling on top, O'Hara hooks the leg...

 

 

1...

 

 

 

 

 

 

2...

 

 

 

 

 

 

3!!!

 

*DINGDINGDING!*

 

PENZER

Your winner of the match... JJAAAAAAAMMMIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE... O'HHHHAAAAAAARRRRRRRRAAAAAAA!!!

 

As O'Hara's hand is raised in victory, Black's headset can be heard hitting the table. Black walks over and takes the microphone from Penzer, entering the ring as O'Hara begins to play up his victory.

 

JR

Now, what's this about?

 

O'Hara turns around and looks surprised for a moment as Black holds up a hand, telling him to calm down.

 

BLACK

Now... I'm new around these parts. But, WDW invited me to come along, all the way over from Japan to watch the show tonight. Seeing as I'm gonna be debuting, Saturday night an' all. I come out 'ere to commentate on a wrestling match... an', what do I get? I get you. Some scrawny little chav flipping around like a bloody jack-monkey!

 

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

 

BLACK

You know, I was pretty 'appy when they said there was a British wrestler on the card tonight. Because let's face it, we British, we made wrestling what it is today. Just like we made all the other sports the world's claimed as their own. We made wrestling. I'm proud to be British. And let me tell you something sunshine, you may be 'British' but you sure as heck ain't a British wrestler, okay! I came back to America for one reason. To show all of you ungrateful Yanks that the British are the best in the world!

 

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

 

BLACK

An' I came to show these people some real wrestling. Some British wrestling. Not this bollocks you just served up. Look at yeh, eh? I bet you ain't even old enough to remember World Of Sport. You're barely old enough to be out of short trousers...

 

Black looks at the increasingly angry O'Hara.

 

BLACK

...infact, it looks like you're still wearin' your short trousers. Well, let me fill you in on something, 'mate'. I am Nathaniel Black and I am the flag-bearer of British wrestling. I'm not some glorified circus act like you. So, if you wanna know what real British wrestling is like, you can watch me at Triumph and I'll teach you a lesson or two, how's that?

 

Black 'passes' the microphone to O'Hara. It falls at The Birmingham Bad Boy's feet though, O'Hara looking thoroughly POed as Black strides off.

 

JR

Wow. You know, I respect that man's ability in the ring, but I had no idea he had such a lousy attitude!

 

HEYROSS

Lousy attitude? What are you talking about JR, he's trying to set this kid straight, that's all.

 

JR

Jamie O'Hara doesn't need to be 'set straight' as far as I'm concerned. And what right does Nathaniel Black have to claim that he's the 'flagbearer for British wrestling'? I don't care what he says, O'Hara is a British person, therefore he's a British wrestler.

 

HEYROSS

Well, we'll see at Triumph. We can compare him to what Nathaniel Black shows us.

 

JR

And I'm sure O'Hara will be there too.

 

O'Hara's pissed-off mug is seen in the camera as we cut to a...

 

Commercial break

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*dun dun* *dun dun*

*dun dun* *dun dun*

 

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO!

 

Chris Stevens walks through the curtains, greeted with boos. He stops to look in his mirror, then looks up and jaws at fans as he walks to the ring.

 

JR

We're back, and we go to David Penzer, as Chris Stevens prepares for action!

 

PENZER

The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20-minute time limit! Making his way to the ring, hailing from Rochester, Minnesota, and weighing in at 221 pounds..."SENSATIONAL" CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS SSSSTEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEENSSSSS!!!!!

 

JR

Of course, Chris Stevens, another former OAOAST star who is finding much success in World Domination Wrestling!

 

HEYROSS

As well as much fascination with his rugged good looks!

 

PENZER

His opponent, hailing from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 225 pounds...Steven Christopher!

 

Stevens removes his robe and hands it to the referee, who then calls for the bell.

 

*DING DING DING*

 

Stevens and Christopher circle the ring. They tie up, and Stevens grabs a sides headlock. Christopher attempts a back suplex, but Stevens drops behind the back and charges. Stevens attempts a clothesline, but Christopher ducks, then hops over Stevens, and catches him with a big backdrop!

 

JR

And a nice backdrop from Christopher!

 

Christopher picks up Stevens and whips him across the ring, flooring him with a back elbow! Cover...

 

1...

 

 

2...

 

 

Kickout!

 

Christopher whips Stevens into a corner, and charges, but Stevens moves out of the way! Stevens then catches Christopher from behind, and drops him with a side slam!

 

JR

Nice move by Chris Stevens, and of course checking the hair!

 

Stevens picks up Christopher and backs him into a corner. He stands him up, and starts laying in European uppercuts.

 

JR

And Chris Stevens with those European uppercuts that he's known for!

 

Stevens executes a snap suplex! Cover...

 

1...

 

 

2...

 

 

Kickout!

 

Stevens picks up Christopher and whips him into the ropes, catching him with a HIGH KNEE~!

 

HEYROSS

And Chris Stevens is going for the kill!

 

Stevens waits for Christopher to get to his feet, then knocks him right back down with a SUPERKICK~! Stevens then climbs to the top rope...and delivers the FROG SPLASH~!!!

 

JR

That'll do it!

 

1...

 

 

 

 

2...

 

 

 

 

3!!!

 

*DING DING DING*

 

PENZER

The winner of the match..."SENSATIONAL" CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS SSSSTEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEENSSSSS!!!!!

 

JR

Chris Stevens with another victory, heading into Triumph!

 

Stevens does his Rick Martel pose, then walks back to the locker room.

 

The (TV) screen goes black, and soft music accompanied by wind instruments plays, and a spotlight slowly raises over an all black wrestling ring with red ring ropes.

 

(voiceover)

In the beginning, the land was pure. Even in the early morning light, you could see the beauty in the forms of nature.

 

Head shot of Alfdogg looking off into the distance.

 

Soon men and women of every color...

 

Shot of an Asian man doing martial arts poses in the shadows.

 

And shape...

 

Shot of an overweight tattooed man wearing colorful clothing.

 

Would be here too. And they would find it all too easy sometimes not to see the colors...

 

Shot of Chris Stevens smashing said tattooed man from behind with a mirror.

 

...and to ignore the beauty in each other.

 

Shot of Alf delivering a beltshot to CWM.

 

But they would never lose sight of the dream.

 

Head shot of Jamie O'Hara looking off into the distance.

 

The bitter world that they could unite...

 

Shot of Team Heyross looking at each other, then turning to look at the camera with a smirk on their faces.

 

And build together...in Triumph.

 

As the last line is spoken, a camera shot from the ground is shown with a red tint, with Rick Heyross, Alfdogg, and Axel standing left to right and looking down into the camera smiling. The screen then fades into another announcement.

 

World Domination Wrestling presents:

 

WDW Triumph

 

Coming Saturday, June 2

 

Can You Feel It?

 

Commercial break

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Disco Duck hits, and Vinny Valentine makes his way out.

 

JR

Wait a minute...this is supposed to be Ricky Hayabusa in action here...

 

Valentine dances around the ring, and grabs a mic.

 

JR

What is he doing out here?

 

VALENTINE

Yeah, I know, you people were expecting the Shadow Dragon, as you call him...

 

*crowd boos*

 

VALENTINE

And I'm sure he'll be here any second. But before he does, I want him to here this.

 

JR

It's spelled "hear", you idiot.

 

VALENTINE

You fancy yourself a big martial arts specialist, a fighting machine...how about me, and you, one-on-one, at Triumph? How do you like tha...

 

The music of Ricky Hayabusa plays, and Valentine is in the ring seeming worried.

 

JR

I think you got your answer, Vinny!

 

Hayabusa walks to the ring, and Valentine slides out of the ring when he gets to the apron. When Hayabusa slides in, his opponent attacks!

 

*DING DING DING*

 

JR

And Corey Nelson had the door opened for him, thanks to Vinny Valentine!

 

Nelson whips Hayabusa into the ropes, and executes a powerslam! Cover...

 

1...

 

 

2...

 

 

Kickout!

 

Nelson picks up Hayabusa, and executes a vertical suplex! Nelson then goes to the top rope...

 

JR

And Chris Nelson going for it all here...

 

But Hayabusa moves out of the way!

 

JR

And getting nothing!

 

Hayabusa starts laying in kicks to the midsection, then delivers a spin kick to the side of the head!

 

JR

BIG kick from Hayabusa!

 

Hayabusa then goes to the top, waits on Nelson...and drills him right between the eyes with a big chop! Cover...

 

1...

 

 

 

 

2...

 

 

 

 

3!!!

 

*DING DING DING*

 

JR

And Ricky Hayabusa sending a big message to Vinny Valentine!

 

PENZER

The winner of the match...RICKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HAYABUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

 

Valentine is shown with a scared look on his face at ringside, as Hayabusa stares him down from the ring.

 

JR

And Vinny Valentine doesn't seem so confident, looking into the eyes of his Triumph opponent, Ricky Hayabusa!

 

Cut backstage, where Rick Heyross is seen psyching up his crew.

 

JR

And there is Rick Heyross, getting his troops ready for our big six-man main event, it's next, after this break!

 

Commercial break

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A cold, dark voice begins to speak the ungodly hymn over the loud speakers, as smoke begins to cover the entrance way.

 

"Come on God, Answer Me.

For Years, I've Been Asking You Why?

Why are the Innocent Dead and the Guilty Alive?

Where is Justice? Where is Punishment?

. . . . . . . . . . .

Or Have You Already Answered?

Have You Already Said to the World,

Here is Justice. Here is Punishment.

Here....

In Me."

 

Punishment by BIOHAZARD starts up, and Rick Heyross leads out his team of Charlie Moss & Quentin Benjamin.

 

JR

Main event time here on World Domination Wrestling, a big-time six-man tag match! Let's go to the ring!

 

PENZER

The following is a six-man tag team match, scheduled for one fall! Coming down the aisle, led by their manager, Rick Heyross...at a total combined weight of 703 pounds...introducing first, they are the WDW World tag team champions, the team of CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM HEYROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS!!!!!

 

Moss and Benjamin roll into the ring and pose on the buckles, drawing boos.

 

JR

Lot of gold in the Rick Heyross camp, he's got the tag team champions of the world, and he's got this man!

 

Je t'adore, je t'adore...

 

Girls, Girls, Girls plays, and pink lights fill a dark arena. Felix Strutter walks out confidently with the "WDW" Heartland belt around his waist.

 

PENZER

And their partner, hailing from Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada, he is the OAOAST and WDW Heartland champion..."AFTER HOURS" FELIIIIIIIIIIIIIX STRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

 

JR

And of course, Strutter won the OAOAST Heartland title from Thunderkid about a month ago, and Thunderkid last week made the challenge, which was accepted, to meet "After Hours" Felix Strutter at Triumph, hoping to take the title back to the OAOAST!

 

God of Thunder hits, and Thunderkid comes through the curtains, drawing a mixed reaction.

 

PENZER

Their opponents...introducing first, hailing from Green Bay, Wisconsin, and weighing in at 250 pounds...representing the OAOAST...THUNDERKID!!!!!

 

JR

A mixed bag for TK tonight, some of the fans like him, others don't like his affiliation with the OAOAST!

 

Sweet Home Chicago hits, and Jumbo makes his way down the aisle. The reaction for Jumbo is a little more positive.

 

PENZER

From Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 440 pounds...JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

JR

And Jumbo was in the crowd last week as a guest of Deuce Deuce Bigelow, and Axel said earlier tonight that if Jumbo scores the winning fall in this match, he will earn a contract with World Domination Wrestling, as well as a shot at Team Heyross at Triumph! And there are some fans here who would love to have him!

 

Jumbo gives a high-ten to TK, as Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody hits and Deuce Deuce Bigelow comes through the curtains.

 

PENZER

And hailing from from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 390 pounds...DEUCE DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE BIGELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!

 

Deuce meets up with TK and Jumbo at ringside, and they all slide into the ring together.

 

*DING DING DING*

 

JR

And it's chaos here already!

 

All six men brawl in the ring, with TK's side getting the better of it. TK clotheslines Moss over the top rope, and Jumbo does the same to Benjamin on the other side! Moss and Benjamin make their way over for a meeting with Heyross, only to have it broken up when Strutter is tossed out on top of them, courtesy of a Deuce press slam!

 

JR

And the power of Deuce Deuce Bigelow broke up that little confab!

 

Deuce's team celebrates in the ring, until Moss and Benjamin pull Jumbo out under the ropes, and Strutter joins in for a 3-on-1 slugfest!

 

JR

And Jumbo singled out by Heyross's crew!

 

Deuce climbs out to come to Jumbo's aid, and is double-teamed by Strutter and Moss. As the five men slug it out on the floor, TK grabs the ropes, and executes a PLANCHA~!, leaving all six men laying on the floor as the crowd goes crazy!

 

JR

And the crowd loving it here in Cincinnati!

 

Everyone lays around for a bit, then TK gets to his feet first and hammers away at Strutter. Team Heyross brawls with Deuce & Jumbo outside the ring, and then TK rolls inside as Charlie Moss is thrown in by Jumbo. Charlie Moss is whipped to the ropes and ducks a chop, only to be met with a BIG clothesline from TK!

 

JR

Lot of force behind that TK clothesline!

 

TK picks up Moss and gives him a suplex! He then drops a knee to the sternum and tags in Jumbo. TK gives Moss a bodyslam in the middle of the ring, then Jumbo backs into the ropes and drops an elbow! Cover...

 

 

1...

 

 

 

2...

 

 

 

Kickout!

 

Jumbo gives Moss a backbreaker, and covers again...

 

1...

 

 

 

2...

 

 

 

Kickout!

 

Jumbo puts Moss in a front facelock, then tags in Deuce, who comes in and delivers a HUGE forearm to the back!

 

JR

And some nice teamwork from Deuce and Jumbo!

 

Deuce backs him into the corner and follows up with stiff forearms to the chest. Deuce then pulls Moss out of the corner and delivers a gutwrench suplex! Cover...

 

1...

 

 

 

2...

 

 

 

Kickout!

 

Deuce goes to pick up Moss, but Moss goes to the eyes and tags in Benjamin. Benjamin goes to the top rope, and hits a missile dropkick! Cover...

 

1...

 

 

 

 

2...

 

 

 

 

Kickout!

 

JR

And the momentum shifts quickly in this match!

 

Benjamin picks up Deuce, and goes for a suplex. However, Deuce blocks, then blocks a second time, before giving Benjamin a suplex of his own! Deuce picks Benjamin up, then whips him to the ropes, catching him with a big shoulder check!

 

JR

Tremendous force from Deuce there, and Quentin Benjamin is hurting right now!

 

Deuce tags Jumbo back in, then picks up Moss in a bearhug. Jumbo climbs in, backs into the ropes, and drives his body into Benjamin, sandwiching him! Benjamin rolls on the mat, and Jumbo picks him up and delivers a big scoop slam! Jumbo then drops an elbow and tags Deuce right back in.

 

JR

Fast tags by Deuce's team, they're working very well as a team right now, while the Heyross side, which was supposed to have all the continuity, has made just one tag!

 

Deuce traps the right arm of Quentin Benjamin, and hits a belly-to-belly suplex! Cover...

 

1...

 

 

 

 

2...

 

 

 

 

 

Kickout! Deuce waits for Benjamin to get up and goes to the ropes, but Moss hits a knee right in the lower back! Deuce drops to his knees holding the back, and Benjamin kicks him in the face, sending him out to the floor. Benjamin draws Jumbo into the ring, while Strutter drops to the floor and throws Deuce right into the steel steps!

 

JR

And a sneak attack by Strutter, sending Deuce right into the steel steps! Look at the pained expression on his face!

 

Strutter picks Deuce up and tosses him back into the ring. Benjamin then picks him up and whips him into the ropes, bouncing off of the ropes himself and hitting a spinning wheel kick! Cover...

 

1...

 

 

 

 

 

2...

 

 

 

 

 

Kickout!

 

JR

and the tide has definitely turned in this one!

 

Benjamin whips Deuce hard into the corner, and catches him coming out with a Frankensteiner! He plays to the crowd, drawing boos, then tags Moss back in. Moss and Benjamin hit the DOUBLE GOOZLE~!

 

JR

And there's that Double Goozle, the move that has been perfected by Team Heyross!

 

Moss covers as Benjamin gets out of the ring.

 

1...

 

 

 

 

 

2...

 

 

 

 

 

Shoulder up!

 

JR

But Deuce barely able to escape!

 

Moss and Benjamin give Deuce a double back suplex, then Moss tags in Felix Strutter.

 

JR

Well, look who finally decided to check in!

 

Strutter stomps away at Deuce on the mat, then delivers a snap legdrop to the back of the head. He turns him over, and covers...

 

1...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shoulder up!

 

JR

But Deuce still fighting against defeat!

 

Strutter picks up Deuce and delivers a foot to the gut, then backs into the ropes and delivers a swinging neckbreaker! Cover...

 

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Shoulder up!

 

Strutter tags Moss back in, and Moss hooks Deuce around the neck and right arm, dropping him with an STO backbreaker! Moss then grabs the legs of Deuce.

 

JR

And Moss could be setting up for the Mossy Knoll!

 

Moss turns Deuce to his left, but can't turn it all the way over. So he tries to turn the other way, also unsuccessful. He drops the legs, and drives an elbow into Deuce's sternum, then grabs the legs once again, and turns him over this time, applying the MOSSY KNOLL~!!!

 

JR

And there it is!

 

As Deuce struggles to escape the hold, Jumbo climbs in and clotheslines Moss from behind, breaking up the hold!

 

JR

But Jumbo in there to make the save! Remember, he has a job with this company as well as a title shot at stake!

 

Moss gets to his feet, and delivers a neckbreaker to Deuce, then Benjamin goes to the top rope. Moss meets him, and they set up a rocket launcher.

 

JR

And no tag made here, as Benjamin goes upstairs!

 

Moss tosses Benjamin off, but Deuce lifts the knees up and Benjamin lands on them!

 

JR

And now Deuce needs to tag!

 

Deuce inches over to his corner, but Moss picks him by the foot. Benjamin makes his way over to grab Deuce, as well, but the referee intercepts him. As this is happening, Deuce breaks free of Moss's grip, and makes a tag to Jumbo!

 

JR

And there's the tag, but the referee didn't see it!

 

Jumbo goes after Moss, but the referee turns around and forces him out.

 

JR

And he doesn't allow it.

 

Moss and Benjamin whip Deuce into the ropes. Deuce ducks a double clothesline, and hits one of his own! After lying on the mat for a second, he rolls over and makes the tag to TK!

 

JR

The referee saw that one, and now TK in there!

 

TK jumps in and takes down Benjamin with a clothesline! TK takes Moss down with a clothesline! Strutter jumps in and charges TK, but TK backdrops him over the top rope!

 

JR

And Strutter trying to surprise TK, but he got sent to the floor!

 

TK follows Strutter out and hammers him with right hands, then floors him with a clothesline! TK then slides back into the ring and catches Benjamin with an overhead belly-to-belly! He then grabs Moss, and gives him a fallaway slam! TK with a cover...

 

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NO! Benjamin makes the save! Moss and Benjamin whip TK into the ropes, but they both put their heads down. TK kicks Benjamin, then gives Moss a small package!

 

 

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NO! Moss kicks out!

 

Benjamin jumps TK from behind, and whips him into the ropes. Benjamin attempts a clothesline, but TK ducks, then sends Benjamin over the top rope with a clothesline of his own! Moss then sneaks up on TK and delivers a low blow!

 

JR

And Moss with a cheap shot from behind!

 

Moss rolls up TK...

 

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NO! Kickout!

 

Moss then tags in Benjamin after he gets back up on the apron. As Deuce and Strutter slug it out on the floor, Benjamin floors TK with a superkick! Benjamin then climbs to the top rope...

 

JR

And Quentin Benjamin going up high...

 

Benjamin tries a somersault senton, but TK rolls out of the way!

 

JR

But nobody home!

 

TK gets to his feet, and delivers a foot to the gut, then drills Benjamin with the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111

 

JR

And the Thunderbolt DDT from Thunderkid!

 

TK tags in Jumbo, then knocks Moss off the apron!

 

JR

And Jumbo gets the tag, and will try for the pin!

 

Jumbo backs into the ropes, and delivers the XL SPLASH~!!!

 

JR

And there it is!

 

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3!!!

 

*DING DING DING*

 

JR

That's it! He got the pin! Jumbo is the newest employee of World Domination Wrestling!

 

PENZER

Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match...the team of THUNDERKID, DEUCE DEUCE BIGELOW, and JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

JR

And not only that, but he will team with Deuce Deuce Bigelow at Triumph, for a shot at the WDW World tag team titles! What a night this has been!

 

Strutter tries to slide in the ring, but TK blocks him off, as Moss pulls Benjamin out from the outside. Jumbo and Deuce celebrate in the ring.

 

JR

The same can not be said for Rick Heyross, however, he's got a lot to worry about this Saturday! Good night, everyone!

 

FADE TO BLACK

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