alfdogg 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2007 JIVIN' JR Welcome to the first post-Triumph edition of World Domination Wrestling, live from the city of brotherly love! I'm Jivin' JR, and joining me is Rick Heyross, who had a big Saturday as both of his champions retained! HEYROSS Oh yes, and there's plenty more where that came from! The Heyross camp is the future of WDW and all of wrestling in general! In fact, we're getting on a plane to Birmingham after this show to do a little "sightseeing", if you will! JR Birmingham of course, the sight for HeldDOWN~! this week, one can only wonder what Rick and his boys have in store this Thursday! Tonight, we've got the two guys who unfortunately came up short in their bid for tag team gold, (Heyross laughs maniacally) each seeing singles action, Jumbo and Deuce Deuce Bigelow! You'll also see Vinny Valentine, and more, when we return on World Domination Wrestling! Commercial break Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2007 (edited) Sweet Home Chicago hits, and Jumbo makes his way to the ring, getting a big pop. JR We're back here on World Domination Wrestling, as the Philadelphia crowd gets to their feet for the big man, Jumbo! Let's go to the ring! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20-minute time limit! Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 440 pounds...JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! JR And again, Jumbo and his partner, Deuce Deuce Bigelow, came up short in their bid to become the WDW World tag team champions, two nights ago at Triumph, thanks in part to the intervention of "After Hours" Felix Strutter! HEYROSS Enough of the "what ifs", JR, the fact is the greatest tag team in the world still has the belts! PENZER His opponent, hailing from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing in at 243 pounds...Craig Marshall! *DING DING DING* JR And the opening match of WDW is under way! Marshall circles the ring with Jumbo, and ties up. After a few seconds of jockeying, Jumbo shoves Marshall back into his corner! JR And Jumbo showing right away the size and strength advantage! Marshall slowly gets to his feet, then circles the ring again. This time, Marshall goes behind and grabs a waistlock. JR That's a long way around for Craig Marshall, his hands can just barely reach! HEYROSS Not too smart, Mr. Marshall! Jumbo grabs the hands and easily pulls them apart, then rams his backside into Marshall's gut! Marshall crumples to the mat, then backs into a corner as Jumbo follows. Jumbo picks up Marshall, and delivers some forearm blows to the chest. He then whips Marshall across and goes for an AVALANCHE~!, but Marshall moves! JR Nobody home for Jumbo! Marshall gets on all fours as Jumbo staggers out, and Jumbo falls over him to the mat! Marshall quickly covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Marshall straddles Jumbo on his left side, and bars his arm. He then switches to a wristlock, which is a mistake, because that allows Jumbo to get to his feet, and plant him with a MASSIVE bodyslam! JR And again, tremendous power shown by the big man! Jumbo picks up Marshall, and grabs him by the hair, ramming him into the buckles as the crowd counts along! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Marshall starts to fall back to the mat, but Jumbo holds him up, then sets him on the top rope. HEYROSS Uh oh, looks like that superplex coming up! Jumbo climbs to the second rope, hooks Marshall, and executes a SUPERPLEX~! JR BIG-TIME superplex from the big man, Jumbo! Jumbo backs into the ropes, and hits the XL SPLASH~!!! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* JR And Jumbo picks up the win! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner...JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! JR And you know he wants another crack at your boys, Rick! HEYROSS Well, he knows where to find us! The champs aren't afraid of anything! JR Maybe it'll happen at our next PPV! Let's take a look! Yankee Doodle Dandy plays, as an outdoor setting is shown. (voiceover) Summer is upon us... Cut to a wideshot of a teen-aged boy doing a cannonball off the diving board at a public pool. Which means the month of our Independence isn't far behind. Cut to a family sitting at a picnic table in their backyard, laughing, then to Alf delivering the Five-Star Alf Splash to Chris Stevens. And that means, the cookouts... Cut to a man turning a hot dog on the grill, then to Felix Strutter drilling Thunderkid with the Thunder Bay Throttle. The apple pie... Cut to a woman setting a pie on the table, then to Jumbo flattening a jobber with the XL splash. And don't forget... Cut to a child eating a large piece of watermelon. (yeah i no what ur thinking u racist) The American Pasttime. Cut to a group of kids playing wiffleball, then the screen quickly goes dark. ...yeah, right. Cut to Jamie O'Hara cracking Vinny Valentine with a bat, followed by several clips of violent acts by WDW superstars. On July 14, your real American Pasttime comes to Pay-Per-View. The montage ends with a smiling Alf standing on the second rope, holding his belt, then the screen fading to black. World Domination Wrestling presents Declaration of Invalescence! LIVE, July 14, only on pay-per-view! Cut to Axel in a stylish suit, in a black background. AXEL WE can NOT tell a lie. Commercial break Edited June 4, 2007 by alfdogg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2007 Disco Duck hits, and Vinny Valentine makes his way to the ring. JR And here comes Vinny Valentine, looking to make up for his embarassment at the hands of Ricky Hayabusa this past Saturday! HEYROSS It will NEVER happen again! Lucky night for Ricky Hayabusa! JR Let's go to David Penzer! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20-minute time limit! Making his way to the ring, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 228 pounds..."THE DISCO DUCK" VINNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY VALENTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!! JR A fine showing it was by Ricky Hayabusa at Triumph, but Vinny Valentine determined to erase that memory from people's minds! Valentine gets ready in the corner...as Ricky Hayabusa's music hits? HEYROSS What is this? JR Are we going to get a repeat of Triumph right here on free TV? As the gong sounds, a very short man walks through the curtains, dressed as Ricky Hayabusa. JR Oh, for God's sakes. HEYROSS This could be the night that Vinny Valentine has his vengeance against Ricky Hayabusa! Here comes the Shadow Dragon on his way to the ring right now! Valentine grabs a mic. VALENTINE You back for more, huh? Well, you're gonna get it! You were lucky on Saturday, Hayabusa! JR Gimme a break. The man continues his methodic walk to the ring as Valentine waits. VALENTINE Come on, Hayabusa, haul ass, I made plans for after the show! "Hayabusa" slides into the ring, and Valentine attacks immediately! *DING DING DING* JR Well, he already looks better than he did on Saturday! HEYROSS Vinny Valentine has been waiting 48 long hours for this moment, and he finally has his hands on Ricky Hayabusa once again! JR Will you shut up? This was obviously a ruse by Vinny Valentine! Valentine kicks away at "Hayabusa" in the corner, then executes a double underhook suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! HEYROSS Come on, Vinny, you're not going to put away the Shadow Dragon that easily! JR Oh, brother. Valentine picks up "Hayabusa", then straightens him out, only to put him back on the mat with a high dropkick! JR Nicely executed dropkick by Vinny Valentine, on whoever this man is, a Ricky Hayabusa impersonator! Valentine mocks Hayabusa with some martial arts poses, then picks up the impostor and delivers some Hayabusa-esque kicks. JR And now look at him, mocking Ricky Hayabusa with those moves! Valentine sets up "Hayabusa", and executes a vertical suplex! He holds on, and rolls through, then executes a second! He then picks up the impostor, does a little dance, and executes a third! JR Three successive suplexes, and now it looks like Valentine will mercifully end this thing! And by mercifully, I mean on me. Valentine signals for a tombstone. HEYROSS Here it is, JR! I just want to ask you, don't blame it on the sunshine! Valentine picks up "Hayabusa", stopping one more to dance. HEYROSS Don't blame it on the moonlight! Valentine scoops up "Hayabusa", and does a full turn in mid-ring. HEYROSS Don't even blame it on the good times, JR... Valentine plants "Hayabusa" with a TOMBSTONE~!!! HEYROSS But rather, BLAME IT ON THE BOOGIE! JR Yeah, I hear you. 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match..."THE DISCO DUCK" VINNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY VALENTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!! JR Obviously Vinny Valentine hasn't forgotten what went down at Triumph...let's...let's just go somewhere, please? Cut backstage, where Alfdogg is sitting with Axel in his office. Denzel Spencer walks in. SPENCER (Jamaican accent) You wanted to see me, sir? AXEL Yes, Mr. Spencer, I did. Welcome, you are the newest signing of World Domination Wrestling, as of Triumph. And congratulations on your victory. SPENCER Thank you. AXEL Now then, I brought you in here to give you the opportunity of a lifetime. You see, because I want to show that World Domination Wrestling is the land of opportunity, and what better way to do that, then to grant our newest signing, Denzel Spencer, a shot at the WDW World championship, right here tonight? The crowd cheers, as Spencer's eyes grow wide. AXEL I've got your opponent right here, I've talked with him, and he has agreed to the match, now I want you to show me that you don't have a yellow stripe down your back, and give him a hell of a match. ALF Wait a minute...this is the kid from Jamaica, right? SPENCER Yes, that's right. ALF So...wouldn't it be a Red Stripe? Axel tries to hide a smile, as Spencer is angered by the comments. SPENCER Maybe you will regret those comments later, mon. ALF (standing up) And maybe you'll regret the day you put that pen to paper. AXEL Hold it, hold it...save it for the ring, gentlemen. Both men catch their breath. ALF That's good advice for you to take, kid. I've got plenty to go around. What about you? Alf swings his belt over his shoulder, and leaves the office, as Spencer watches him out. Commercial break Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2007 Just a Gigolo/I Ain't got Nobody hits, and Deuce Deuce Bigelow makes his way down the aisle. JR Deuce Deuce Bigelow set for action on WDW! Let's go to David Penzer! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20-minute time limit! Making his way to the ring, hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 390 pounds...DEUCE DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE BIGELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!! JR Deuce's partner, Jumbo, was in action earlier tonight, of course we mentioned earlier that the two were unsuccessful in their attempt to wrest the WDW World tag team titles from Team Heyross at Triumph! PENZER His opponent, hailing from Manchester, New Hampshire, weighing in at 260 pounds...Edward Smith! Deuce stretches on the ropes, and the referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Deuce circles the ring with Smith and ties up. Deuce backs Smith into a corner, and delivers crushing forearm blows to the sternum, then brings him out and whips him into the ropes. Deuce drops down, then gets to his feet and floors Smith with a dropkick! JR Tremendous agility from big Deuce, as he's all business tonight! Deuce picks up Smith, and delivers a big bodyslam! He then backs up, and falls forward with a headbutt, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Deuce picks up Smith, and whips him across the ring, following him in with an AVALANCHE~! As Smith staggers out, he's caught in a trapped-arm belly-to-belly! JR And Deuce looking to put this one away quickly! Deuce goes to the top rope, gets his balance...and comes off with the FUNKY COLD MEDINA~!!! JR And it's back to New Hampshire for Ed Smith! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* JR Quick and impressive was Deuce Deuce Bigelow tonight! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner...DEUCE DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE BIGELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!! JR Up next, our main event! Denzel Spencer in the match of his life, as he attempts to become a World champion, can you believe it? Stay tuned! Commercial break Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2007 (edited) Master Blaster (Jammin') plays, and Denzel Spencer makes his way to the ring. JR Denzel Spencer with the opportunity of a lifetime here, it's our main event! Let's go to David Penzer! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall with a one-hour time limit, and it is for the WDW WORLD Heavyweight championship! Making his way to the ring first, hailing from Montego Bay, Jamaica, weighing in at 227 pounds...DENZELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SPENCERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! JR Spencer debuted Saturday at Triumph, getting some preliminary action, and here in his second match, he takes on the champion of the world, Alfdogg! Talk about a step up in competition! HEYROSS And I can assure you, JR, that Denzel Spencer has never faced a challenge like this, and may never again in his career! JR You're right about that, but the same can be said, this may be the greatest opportunity to ever happen to him, as well! Spencer receives the adulation of the fans after entering the ring, then waits as Magnum Opus hits and Alfdogg makes his way through the curtains. JR And here comes the champ, in what is actually his first televised defense since we went back to the air! PENZER His opponent, hailing from Anderson, Indiana, and weighing in at 240 pounds...he is the reigning and defending WDW World Heavyweight champion...ALFDOGG!!!!! HEYROSS But I can assure you, he's been staying fresh, he hasn't just been ducking the ring! He is ready for tonight, just as he is every night! Alf steps through the ropes, and hands his belt to the referee...then goes immediately after Spencer, who ducks out of the way and starts firing off rights! *DING DING DING* JR And look at this! Denzel Spencer saw the sneak attack coming, and turned the tables on Alf! Spencer drags Alf out, and attempts an Irish whip. Alf reverses, but Strutter ducks a clothesline, then catches Alf with a flying headscissors! JR And Denzel Spencer out of the gate quickly, remember, the title IS on the line here! Spencer quickly gets to his feet, and levels Alf with a dropkick! Spencer then goes to the ropes, and catches Alf with a spinning wheel kick! He follows with a snap legdrop, and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! JR And a very nice flurry by Spencer here, Alf hasn't been able to get out of the blocks! Spencer fires off some more rights, then attempts another Irish whip. Alf reverses once again, and tosses Spencer up in the air, but Spencer hits another dropkick! Spencer then drags Alf into the corner, climbs up, and starts firing off rights as the crowd counts along! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Spencer lets Alf fall forward to the mat, then yells out to the crowd, which responds with a big pop! HEYROSS You know...I have to admit, this isn't looking very good right now! JR No offense for Alf yet as it stands! Spencer picks up Alf, and whips him across the ring, then charges, but runs right into Alf's foot! HEYROSS There we go! Alf stops to catch a breather, then picks up Spencer and delivers a foot to the gut, then backs into the ropes and delivers a swinging neckbreaker! JR And now maybe Alf starting to get it going! Alf sits on the mat briefly and catches his breath, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf tosses Spencer to the outside, then follows him out and delivers right hands before picking him up and dropping him sternum-first on the guardrail! Spencer drops to the floor, but Alf picks him up and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! Alf delivers another CHOP~!, this one knocking Spencer right to the floor! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! Alf tosses Spencer back inside, then slides in after him and whips him into the ropes, catching him with a AA SPINEBUSTER~! JR Big spinebuster, ala Arn Anderson! Alf makes an arrogant cover... 1... 2... Kickout! JR And I don't think Alf should be taking those liberties, considering the way Spencer came out in this match! HEYROSS Eh, he got his licks in, but now Alf's got it under control! Alf drags Spencer into a corner, and starts to kick away. After about 8 or 10 kicks, Alf comes out of the corner and poses arrogantly, drawing boos. He then charges Spencer, who moves out of the way, as Alf crashes inot the corner! JR And nobody home, as Alf again giving Spencer time to catch his breath right there! Spencer spins Alf around, and starts delivering right hands, spinning around on one and knocking Alf to the mat! Alf gets up and staggers to the ropes, where Spencer charges, but Alf backdrops him to the floor! JR And a long fall for Denzel Spencer, as Alf pitches him to the floor! Alf catches his breath, then slides out and grabs Spencer, whipping him into the steel steps! HEYROSS And now Alf is pulling out all the stops! JR Spencer's back sent crashing into the steel steps! Alf rolls Spencer back into the ring, and executes a fisherman's suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! JR Denzel Spencer escapes, he's putting on a terrific performance here! Alf picks up Spencer, and drags him into a corner, delivering a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! A third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! Alf stops to taunt the crowd again, drawing boos, then sets Spencer up on the top. He follows him up, and takes him down with a HURRICANRANA~! JR A great performance, but I don't think the kid can take much more of those kid of moves! Alf covers... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! JR But he survived that one! HEYROSS Where is he getting it from? Alf picks up Spencer and tosses him to the outside, then poses for the crowd once again. JR And Alf very confident, spending lots of time playing to the crowd in this one! Alf walks slowly towards the ropes, grabs Spencer, and attempts to suplex him back in, but Spencer blocks! JR Block by Spencer! Spencer blocks one more time, then hooks Alf himself, and suplexes him OVER THE TOP TO THE FLOOR! HEYROSS Oh no! JR And Alf taken all the way over to the floor with that suplex from the apron by Denzel Spencer! Spencer climbs in and rests on the ropes...then when Alf gets up, he flattens him with a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~!!! JR BIG TIME move from Denzel Spencer, and he appears to be in control once again! Spencer rolls Alf inside, then executes a belly-to-belly gutwrench suplex~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! JR And now it's Alf fighting for survival! Spencer delivers a foot to the gut of Alf, then backs into the ropes, and hits him with a SCISSOR KICK~! Spencer then goes to the top as Alf gets to his feet...and delivers a MISSILE DROPKICK~! Cover... 1... 2... NO!!! Shoulder up! JR WOW! How close was that one? HEYROSS TOO close! Spencer scoops up Alf, and executes a falling scoop slam! He then heads back to the top, waits on Alf to get to his feet...and comes off with a HURRRICANRANA~!...but Alf catches him and flattens him with a sitout powerbomb! Alf quickly gets up and drags Spencer to mid-ring, then heads up top himself. JR And now Alf looking to put it away, and it won't be a moment too soon for him! Alf gets his balance on the top, and delivers the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 HEYROSS Yeah! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* JR What a main event here on World Domination Wrestling! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner, and STILL WDW World Heavyweight champion...ALFDOGG!!!!! JR Alf retains the title once again, but a valiant effort on the part of Denzel Spencer! Alf was in trouble numerous times throughout this match! Alf slides out and grabs the belt, hiding his relieved feeling with his arrogant smirk as he holds it high in the air. HEYROSS But at the end, Alf showed why he is the champion of the World! As Spencer gets to his feet in the ring, he receives a standing ovation from the crowd. JR Indeed he did, but this kid, Denzel Spencer, has got a very bright future, as does the entire WDW! Folks, for Rick Heyross, I'm Jivin' JR, we'll see you next week! FADE TO BLACK Edited June 5, 2007 by alfdogg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2007 Credits Alf KC Special Thanks Adam Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
