alfdogg 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2007 [b]The following announcement was paid for by World Domination Wrestling.[/b] [i]Yankee Doodle Dandy[/i] plays, as an outdoor setting is shown. (voiceover) [color=red][b]Summer is upon us...[/b][/color] Cut to a wideshot of a teen-aged boy doing a cannonball off the diving board at a public pool. [color=blue][b]Which means the month of our Independence isn't far behind.[/b][/color] Cut to a family sitting at a picnic table in their backyard, laughing, then to Alf delivering the Five-Star Alf Splash to Chris Stevens. [color=red][b]And that means, the cookouts...[/color][/b] Cut to a man turning a hot dog on the grill, then to Felix Strutter drilling Thunderkid with the Thunder Bay Throttle. [color=blue][b]The apple pie...[/color][/b] Cut to a woman setting a pie on the table, then to Jumbo flattening a jobber with the XL splash. [color=red][b]And don't forget...[/color][/b] Cut to a child eating a large piece of watermelon. (yeah i no what ur thinking u racist) [color=blue][b]The American Pasttime.[/color][/b] Cut to a group of kids playing wiffleball, then the screen quickly goes dark. [color=red][b]...yeah, right.[/color][/b] Cut to Jamie O'Hara cracking Vinny Valentine with a bat, followed by several clips of violent acts by WDW superstars. [color=blue][b]On July 14, your real American Pasttime comes to Pay-Per-View.[/color][/b] The montage ends with a smiling Alf standing on the second rope, holding his belt, then the screen fading to black. [img=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/alfdogg/wdwdoi.jpg] [color=red][b]World Domination Wrestling presents[/color] [color=blue]Declaration of Invalescence![/color] [color=red]LIVE, July 14, only on pay-per-view![/b][/color] Cut to Axel in a stylish suit, in a black background. AXEL WE can NOT tell a lie. [b]Commercial break[/b] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
