alfdogg 0 Report post Posted June 7, 2007 [color="#FF00FF"][b]Je t'adore, je t'adore...[/b][/color] The arena goes dark and pink lights light up the entryway as [i]Girls, Girls, Girls[/i] plays and Felix Strutter walks out. COLE And here comes the Heartland champion, Felix Strutter, in his first appearance on HeldDOWN~! since capturing the belt from Thunderkid a little over a month ago! Strutter is accompanied by two lovely OAOAST [s]ringrats[/s] attendants, one in each arm, as he walks down the aisle. The ladies get up on the apron and hold the ropes for him. COLE And this past Saturday on the WDW pay-per-view, Triumph, Strutter successfully defended that title in a rematch, with a little help from his friends. Strutter grabs a mic. STRUTTER Did you people miss me? *crowd boos* STRUTTER I thought so. Strutter starts to talk again, but is interrupted by the chants of "FE-LIX SUCKS" "FE-LIX SUCKS!" "FE-LIX SUCKS!" "FE-LIX SUCKS!" STRUTTER I do NOT suck! That is a LIE! The chant continues. STRUTTER You people are a bunch of LIARS! You're worse than Nick Saban! *crowd boos* STRUTTER Especially those of you who were smart enough to order WDW Triumph this past Saturday! I most certainly did NOT suck that night! The crowd chants switch to "THUN-DER-KID!" "THUN-DER-KID!" "THUN-DER-KID!" "THUN-DER-KID!" STRUTTER That's right, it was THUNDERKID who sucked that night! COLE Oh, come on, that was a great match! STRUTTER It's OK...I may be a WDW wrestler now, but *points to belt* as you can see, I am still YOUR Heartland champion! And there's nothing you can do about it! [i]Medal[/i] hits, and the crowd goes wild as Anglesault makes his way to the stage area. COACH Here comes the boss! Anglesault is holding a mic. ANGLESAULT I have to say, congratulations, Felix. That was quite a show you put on Saturday night! STRUTTER (pulls his girls in close) That's what [i]they[/i] said! The girls giggle as Felix acts proud of his innuendo. ANGLESAULT Very good, but I'm not out here to joke around. There's actually plenty I can do about that title you're wearing Felix...including make you defend it right here next week on HeldDOWN~! *crowd cheers* COLE All right! ANGLESAULT Right here, next week... STRUTTER Hold it, hold on a second. I have a GREAT idea. I know you're all about these people in the crowd... *crowd cheers* STRUTTER And seeing as this is the home state of former President, Bill Clinton... *crowd boos* COLE Um, that would be Arkansas, actually... COACH Oh, cut the guy a break, he's Canadian! STRUTTER I thought we could let the people vote on this. Who wants to see yours truly, "After Hours" Felix Strutter, defend the OAOAST Heartland title next week on HeldDOWN~!? *crowd erupts* STRUTTER And now, the only vote that REALLY matters...I vote "nay." *crowd boos* ANGLESAULT *pausing* Actually, Felix, your vote is [i]not[/i] relevant in this case. You see, you are the OAOAST Heartland champion, which means you will defend the belt on the OAOAST's terms. And MY terms, are that you will defend that title right here, next week! *crowd cheers, then cheers louder as they spot Thunderkid having appeared behind Strutter in the ring!* ANGLESAULT And what I'd like for you to do now, is turn around, and meet your opponent! Strutter turns around, and is floored by a big right hand from TK! COLE OH MY! TK slugs away at Strutter on the mat, as the crowd goes wild! COACH A rematch from Saturday night, right here on HeldDOWN~! next week? COLE You betcha! TK whips Strutter into the ropes, and Strutter hooks them and slides out, to the boos of the crowd. Strutter backs up the aisle, looking with a shocked look into the ring at a smiling TK. COLE Right here next week, Felix Strutter will defend the Heartland title against Thunderkid! What a bombshell here on HeldDOWN~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
