This would make a great movie

[Guest art_vandelay]

Imagine... Debra is secretly having an affair with Vince McMahon, and they need a way to get rid of Steve Austin.

 

They plan an elaborate scheme and wait for Austin to throw another one of his fits to execute it.  A few days after doing so, Debra begins the plan.  She puts on some make-up or intentionally bruises herself and calls police over, claming she was beaten by her husband, Steve Austin.  Steve Austin returns home to find out, but before police arrive, he jets because the situation doesn't look good for him.

 

Austin's public image is destroyed, he's no longer a threat towards the WWE because no one wants to hire a spousal abuser.  He may even serve some time in jail.

 

So now Vince & Debra are doing it in Austin's bed.  Of course, Austin starts running away from the police throughout the country and is eventually found unconscious in a jungle, where a group of Tarzan-people find him and take care of him, teaching him the ancient art of Tarzan fighting and Tarzan bomb making.  Austin then goes back to San Antonio, filled with rage and Tarzan fighting/bomb making skills.  He goes to Vince and Debra's mansion, disguised as Arnold Schwarzenegger, beats the shit out of McMahon with his Tarzan technique and proceeds to eat him.  Debra runs away to her Jaguar to get away, where Austin has planted a Tarzan car bomb.  Debra blows up.

 

The End.

[Guest]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

It made sense until the Tarzan part. Screwy ending, I give it ***.

[Guest art_vandelay]

But the Tarzan people will be completely made with CGI.  They can fly too.