AmazingRen 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 Mae Young thought D'lo Brown no showed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justcoz 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 If they remove Marcus Cor Von from their video library does that mean I'll never be able to enjoy my favorite New Breed vs. ECW originals matches again. Also, does this mean Marcus Cor Von will never be inducted into the Hall of Fame? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justcoz 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 At tonight's house show, Randy Orton POUNCED Santino Marella and could clearly be heard screaming "WHY MARCUS WHY?". They also confiscated my I PAID TO SEE THE POUNCE sign. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nate 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 i've heard that he trashed a hotel room and pounced a fern plant out onto the swimming pool deck then proceeded to fall away slam the poor fern into the pool where the fern met its untimely demise Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justcoz 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 i've heard that he trashed a hotel room and pounced a fern plant out onto the swimming pool deck then proceeded to fall away slam the poor fern into the pool where the fern met its untimely demise This sounds like a textbook case of ROID RAGE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmazingRen 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 Are we supposed to forget the great football player he was? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nate 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 i've heard that he trashed a hotel room and pounced a fern plant out onto the swimming pool deck then proceeded to fall away slam the poor fern into the pool where the fern met its untimely demise This sounds like a textbook case of ROID RAGE! we are goin to hell for making subtle Benoit tragedy references Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZGangsta 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 Is nobody else going to point out the fact that Kevin Sullivan was formerly married to Cor Von's current wife as well???? Someone needs to find out where Sullivan was tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 Oh man, the news gets worse. 7/17/2007 10:40:00 PM WITCH DOCTOR IMPLICATED IN DISTIBUTION A crawl on Nany Grace is reporting that a witch doctor from the Serengeti has been prescribing certain "jungle medications" for various wrestling personalities, with several initials being leaked including "S.S" and "J.S.". One can only hope that Saba Simba and "Jungle" Jim Steele are not involved, but it's looking bad. - Dave Meltzer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justcoz 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 Oh man, the news gets worse. A crawl on Nany Grace is reporting that a witch doctor from the Serengeti has been prescribing certain "jungle medications" for various wrestling personalities, with several initials being leaked including "S.S" and "J.S.". One can only hope that Saba Simba and "Jungle" Jim Steele are not involved. Papa Shango is scheduled to appear on Dan Abrams tonight, perhaps he'll address the witch doctor from the Serengeti rumors. Jake Roberts is set for Hannity and Colmes too. Ed Ferrara is bringing back the Oklahoma character and will be on Glen Beck to discuss Marcus Cor Von's football background, both professional and college ball. Steve Williams will be joining him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmazingRen 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 Marc Mero had a list of 104 wrestlers who has used jungle medications and all Blackman could do was make funny faces. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JimmyHendricks 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 John Cena just went on Larry King to mention he's being drug tested for the 7th time RIGHT NOW. UPDATE: Yesterday, Cor Von apparently told Chavo Guerrero that he loved him. Chavo thought it was "out of context" for Monty to do that without POUNCING first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justcoz 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 Marc Mero had a list of 104 wrestlers who has used jungle medications and all Blackman could do was make funny faces. YOU IDIOT! Blackman had a serious, almost life threatening bout with malaria a few years ago, obviously he's been in the jungle! PAY ATTENTION! Do you think people in Canada just come down with malaria? Lance Storm is a perfect example of a Canadian that never came down with with malaria. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 I hear that in light of all this, Nancy Grace is going to interview the widow of one of wrestling's former top stars, Crash Holly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JimmyHendricks 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 I hear that in light of all this, Nancy Grace is going to interview the widow of one of wrestling's former top stars, Crash Holly Don't forget that Crash was one of the two superstars The Rock felt that he had to get by to win the 2000 Royal Rumble! Also, Ken Kennedy has just posted on his webpage an angry message about how we need to stop the insanity in this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmazingRen 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 Due to recent events, all Marcus Cor Von/Monty Brown action figures have been pulled from Wal-Mart. No word yet if people actually cared. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JimmyHendricks 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 Also, it seems the Torch is reporting that Cor Von called Johnny Ace minutes before the show started, saying his pet leopard had diarrhea and that he wouldn't be able to make the taping. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmazingRen 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 Tonight after the Smackdown tapings a reporter ran up to the wrestler known as "Jimmy Wang Yang" car to ask him about Cor Von's whereabouts. Unfortunately all Yang said was "I have no comment.........HEEEEEEEEEE-HAW!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 Reportedly, Larry King wants the "top WWE champion" to join his upcoming panel to discuss the tragedy. Despite initially being booked on the show, The Great Khali will miss next week's Smackdown! taping to appear on King and talk about his feelings with Steve Blackman and Chris Jericho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justcoz 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 Yeah, like Khali isn't on the jungle juice! FROM DAVE MELTZER, WRESTLING OBSERVER It is believed that Marcus Cor Von's son suffers from Gary Coleman Syndrome. His son is actually 20 years old now but has the appearance of a 8 year old. Cor Von had been trying to convince Johnny Ace to give his son a dark match tryout but Ace refused because Vince only wants guys 6'4 and over 250 lbs. It is suspected Cor Von began injecting growth hormone into his son sometime after Wrestlemania hoping to increase his son's size, at least to Black Machismo levels, and he even went as far as to buy his son a Macho Man Randy Savage costume. Cor Von's belief was that since Vince had no idea who Monty Brown was and never watched TNA - Cor Von could get his son a spot by mocking Randy Savage, something Vince has been fond of since the ratings success of the Nacho Man spoofs. Since TNA probably still hasn't trademarked the Black Machismo name the gimmick could easily be put on WWE television without legal ramifications. Johnny Ace wouldn't budge on Vince's size requirment and a distraught Cor Von returned home. He reportedly travelled a bit out of his way to the Serengeti. Here he entered a cave and met with his witch doctor who gave him a relatively high amount of jungle moo kaka. I first became familiar with jungle moo kaka in the early 70's California scene. It was rumored that Rocky Soulman Johnson was faster and quieter, like a lion jumping his prey, thanks in part to his jungle moo kaka use. Jungle moo kaka was also found in Curt Hennig's system at the time of his death with everything else imagineable. The coroner believed that the jungle moo kaka and cocaine led to his death. Pistol Pez Whatley was also big time into jungle moo kaka. Akeem, the African Dream, is supposedly down to 91 pounds now, his body ravaged by the effects of jungle moo kaka. Reverend Slick once told me 80% of the WWF locker room of the late 80's was on jungle moo kaka. Cor Von did not know that Rob Feinstein had been chatting with his son on Yahoo Messenger and had lured his son to a hotel room, promising him a big time indie wrestling contract. Cor Von was tipped off by Pat Patterson who had been lured to the same hotel room by Feinstein. Cor Von busted into the wrong hotel room initially and POUNCED Mongo Steve McMichael, who was titty banging his ex-wife Debra, now a high dollar escort in the area, who will occassionally go on television and name wrestlers that beat her. When he busted into another room, Feinstein and the boy moved to the side, stepping away from the POUNCE causing Cor Von to POUNCE the fern plant out the window. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uhftv 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 what the hell happened to this thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecca 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 It became hilarious? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nate 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 i know its wrong but i am getting a kick out of this, guess we will be burning in hell together there are rumors that Cor Von Pounced his Black Panther through a plate glass window, no word if the panther is ok according to PWinsider.com its partly my fault for the thread going nuts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AntiLeaf33 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 This thread is starting to get into classics territory. Some classic posts here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EVIL~! alkeiper 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 Where? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 It became hilarious? I'd like to dispute this... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starvenger 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 I wouldn't call it hilarious. Morbidly amusing though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AntiLeaf33 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 Yeah, this isn't classics worthy, but being I was half awake when I was reading the comments I over reacted a tad bit...still a cheap laugh or two in here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DokDoyle 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 This is Awesome *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* This is Awesome *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banter 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 Is it over yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
