Guest DynamiteKid2K2 Posted February 15, 2002 Report Posted February 15, 2002 -DynamiteKid2K2 ***Check out the Smarks Krew Folder for a good read called "Hookers to Bookers". I promise you wont regret it!*** A quick word... BEEP There, that's better. Now, this isn't some hideous freak of nature that I conjured up out of my own desire, trust me. And this isn't fantasy booking, either, so I'm justified on that level, also! Um...anyways, I've been really startled as of late as to the hideous nature of the WWF's booking. Noramlly, this is the best time of year, as everything else it downhill from WrestleMania. When that clicked, I was like "Oh, shit." So here, for your own cringing pleasure, is the updated Predicted Card of WrestleMania X-8. Main Event The Rock, Steve Austin, Ric Flair vs. Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Hulk Hogan First Main Event Chris Jericho vs. Triple H vs. Kurt Angle Undisputed World Championship Tag Team Championship Match Billy & Chuck vs. Tazz & Spike Intercontinental Championship Match William Regal vs. Edge vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Goldust Womens' Championship Match Jazz vs. Trish Stratus European Title Match Diamond Dallas Page vs. Val Venis Hardcore Championship Battle Royal Undertaker, Maven, Kane, Raven, Saturn, Acolytes, Kaientai, Hardy Boyz, Dudley Boyz Booker T vs. Test Now, pardon me if you think that this card would rock, but my friends, I personally see this as a huge Suck Burger, grilled black and marinaded with BUTT fungus from Rikishi. Plus, what's more, is that Vince is and will push the NWO to win, cause hey, Vince won't be able to control these guys even if he wanted to. When Nash & Hall left for WCW and were put in the NWO with Hogan, Bischoff never thought that those three guys would end up destroying the promotion. I guarantee that McMahon still had a hardon for these guys, so he brought them back under the guise of a challenge to keep them contained. That way, he'd be the true king of promoters. NEWS FLASH: the only good thing that will come out of this, if any, is the return of Mike Sandersa and maybe Shawn Micheals. Screw X-Pac & Justin Credible, go back to ECW Hell where you belong. What's that? ECW's gone? Guess what! The WWF's heading down that same damn road that led WCW & ECW to the wrestling cemetary. New Japan is ahead, but the WWF is taking strides to catch up with them in terms of burying one's self. I'm out. HUZZAH!
Guest JerryDrake Posted February 15, 2002 Report Posted February 15, 2002 See thats your prediction, its not facts, so go cry me a river, and stop complaining.
Guest goodhelmet Posted February 15, 2002 Report Posted February 15, 2002 You're right! That card does suck, but since you're the one fantasy booking, I'm glad you're not employed by the WWF.
Guest dreamer420 Posted February 15, 2002 Report Posted February 15, 2002 -DynamiteKid2K2 ***Check out the Smarks Krew Folder for a good read called "Hookers to Bookers". I promise you wont regret it!*** A quick word... BEEP There, that's better. Now, this isn't some hideous freak of nature that I conjured up out of my own desire, trust me. And this isn't fantasy booking, either, so I'm justified on that level, also! Um...anyways, I've been really startled as of late as to the hideous nature of the WWF's booking. Noramlly, this is the best time of year, as everything else it downhill from WrestleMania. When that clicked, I was like "Oh, shit." So here, for your own cringing pleasure, is the updated Predicted Card of WrestleMania X-8. Main Event The Rock, Steve Austin, Ric Flair vs. Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Hulk Hogan First Main Event Chris Jericho vs. Triple H vs. Kurt Angle Undisputed World Championship Tag Team Championship Match Billy & Chuck vs. Tazz & Spike Intercontinental Championship Match William Regal vs. Edge vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Goldust Womens' Championship Match Jazz vs. Trish Stratus European Title Match Diamond Dallas Page vs. Val Venis Hardcore Championship Battle Royal Undertaker, Maven, Kane, Raven, Saturn, Acolytes, Kaientai, Hardy Boyz, Dudley Boyz Booker T vs. Test Now, pardon me if you think that this card would rock, but my friends, I personally see this as a huge Suck Burger, grilled black and marinaded with BUTT fungus from Rikishi. Plus, what's more, is that Vince is and will push the NWO to win, cause hey, Vince won't be able to control these guys even if he wanted to. When Nash & Hall left for WCW and were put in the NWO with Hogan, Bischoff never thought that those three guys would end up destroying the promotion. I guarantee that McMahon still had a hardon for these guys, so he brought them back under the guise of a challenge to keep them contained. That way, he'd be the true king of promoters. NEWS FLASH: the only good thing that will come out of this, if any, is the return of Mike Sandersa and maybe Shawn Micheals. Screw X-Pac & Justin Credible, go back to ECW Hell where you belong. What's that? ECW's gone? Guess what! The WWF's heading down that same damn road that led WCW & ECW to the wrestling cemetary. New Japan is ahead, but the WWF is taking strides to catch up with them in terms of burying one's self. I'm out. HUZZAH! I guess you aren't buying the PPV then? Good.
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