alfdogg 0 Report post Posted July 20, 2007 (edited) COLE Well folks, earlier today it was announced that a Battlebowl battle royal will take place at Syndicated, with the winner meeting the WDW World champion at AngleSlam! Eight of the 16 spots have automatically been awarded to WDW holdovers, with the other eight to be determined in four Battlebowl tag team matches, the first of which is right now! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a Battlebowl tag team match![/i] *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]Here are the rules. Four names will be drawn at random, with the first two men drawn comprising one team, and the third and fourth man comprising the other. The winning team will advance to the Battlebowl battle royal at Syndicated, July 28, from London, England! And now, for the drawing.[/i] Cut to the AngleTron, where a small portrait of every OAOAST superstar is shown, with a flashing outline moving randomly around the boxes. The screen then changes, showing full-size pictures of each superstar at random, before finally stopping on...MARIANO! COLE And it's one of the Burrough Boys, Mariano! COACH Big opportunity for Mariano here, to go on to Battlebowl and potentially a shot at the World title! DJ Clue's Super Mario Remix hits, and Mariano makes his way to the ring, to the boos of the crowd. COLE He's got some big names to go through if he wants to get to that point, though! Mariano steps into the ring, as the music stops, and the drawing starts once again. The box moves around, then the pictures are shown, before stopping on...DR. MAX ANDERSON! COLE And here comes one of the Love Doctors, it's Dr. Max Anderson! Mariano waves his arm in disgust at the screen, as [i]Bad Case of Loving You[/i] hits, and Anderson makes his way to the ring. COLE And here's another guy who would not normally get a chance to compete for a singles title of any kind, but via the random drawing, finds himself in the running for Battlebowl! (I typed "Battleblow" at first, LOL.) As the music stops, Mariano and Max stand in the same corner, but try to keep their distance. The drawing starts up once again, and the pictures shuffle before stopping on...CONQUISTADOR UNO! COACH This must be underdog night in the OAOAST! COLE One of the Conquistadors on his way out, I believe this is Uno... [i]Gold Dust Woman[/i] plays, and Uno walks towards the ring. Uno is still posing in the middle of the aisle, as the drawing starts up once again, with the pictures stopping on...MISTER WARRIOR~!!! COACH Oh, no. COLE Oh my! COACH Don't tell me this lunatic is going to Battlebowl! [i]Black Sweat[/i] hits, and MISTER Warrior runs through the curtains with his arms in the air, then starts pumping his right arm in the air, before hitting a clothesline on his own partner in the aisle! COACH See, look at this guy! He's beating up his own partner! COLE I think MISTER Warrior is a little confused with the procedings here! COACH He's a little confused with everything! MISTER Warrior slides into the ring, and runs to all four ropes, before stopping in mid-ring and pumping his arms in the air. As he is doing this, Mariano sneaks into the ring and hits a knee to the back! *DING DING DING* COLE And we're underway! COACH But MISTER Warrior's partner is still out on the floor! Mariano stomps away on MISTER Warrior, then backs into the ropes and hits a sliding dropkick! MISTER Warrior is still shaking on the mat as Mariano scales the ropes...and goes for the SOMERSAULT LEGDROP~!!!...but MISTER Warrior rolls out of the way and to the side of the ring, grabbing the ropes and shaking them! COLE And MISTER Warrior dodges that bullet, and he's shaking those ropes! Mariano hammers MISTER Warrior as he gets to his feet, and then does his dance around the ring! MISTER Warrior blocks a punch, and delivers a MASSIVE right of his own! And a second! And a third! MISTER Warrior runs to the ropes, and delivers a big clothesline! And a second! And a third! He then knocks Dr. Anderson off the apron with another big clothesline! COLE MISTER Warrior on a roll! MISTER Warrior swings blindly at the referee, who ducks, then pumps his arms into the air! COACH Look at this idiot! MISTER Warrior runs to the ropes, then back to the other side of the ropes, and floors Mariano with a big flying shoulderblock! MISTER Warrior then pumps his arms in the air once again, before lifting Mariano overhead, and dropping him to the mat! Uno is just climbing onto the apron as MISTER Warrior pounds on his own chest. He then slaps Uno on the hand, and drags him into the ring. COACH And now he tags out to his partner, who he already beat up! Warrior lifts Uno overhead, and presses him onto Mariano! COLE Look at this! 1... 2... 3!!! COACH You've got to be kidding me! COLE That may be the shortest match in Battlebowl history! MISTER Warrior and the Conquistador advance! BUFFER [i]The winners of the match, advancing to Battlebowl...the team of MISTER WARRIOR and CONQUISTADOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i] COACH I don't believe this. [i]Black Sweat[/i] plays, as MISTER Warrior pounds his chest and the referee raises Uno's hand, then MISTER Warrior runs to the ropes and floors both men with a double clothesline! COLE Oh, this guy's a maniac! COACH This guy's an idiot. COLE Another Battlebowl match to come tonight, as MISTER Warrior and Conquistador Uno advance to join the eight WDW holdovers already in the Battlebowl battle royal! Let's go to Josh! Edited July 20, 2007 by alfdogg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
