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Post your favorite AIM/ICQ/Yahoo/whatever conversations here.

 

Mine's not a goddamned gem or anything, but this girl's pretty stupid. (I'll just post bits and pieces)

 

Morgan: qawaqw

Morgan: hey

PBone: Hey

Morgan: whats up

PBone: nothing much dood

PBone: just went swimming

Morgan: omg

Morgan: thats like out of the blue

PBone: I have a pool

Morgan: not attched to ur computer

PBone: good joke

Morgan: hahha

Morgan: no camera either???

PBone: uh, in the pool?

Morgan: lol

Morgan: '

Morgan: asdjflhj

PBone: how was your day

Morgan: sucked

Morgan: i ahve a question

Morgan: the bisector of the vertex angle of an isosceles is also an altitude

Morgan: is that true

PBone: man, i don't know.

Morgan: uhh

Morgan: think

PBone: Dude, that was 3 years ago for me.

Morgan: u suck

Morgan: smarty pants

Morgan: god

 

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Morgan: so when do ulive for canada

PBone: tomorrow

Morgan: o fun u happy

PBone: hella

PBone: i'm excited

PBone: hopefully gonna get good shots

Morgan: huh

PBone: shots, photos

Morgan: for what

PBone: What do you mean? I'm just going to get some good pictures while I'm there.

Morgan: o i see

  • 1 year later...
Posted

My roommate's ex girlfriend lent him the $900 that he paid for the deposit, and he never intended to pay her back. The girl is a dumb bitch who we both hate, and she contacted me last night about the deposit, resulting in the dumbest conversation I've ever had.

 

Laura: parker

L: hey

L: i need to talk to you

Parker: hi

L: k

L: you are getting a new roommate

L: dont give chris the deposit back

L: give it to me

L: its mine

P: except that is illegal for me to do

L: i mean- the new roommate should have to give a deposit

L: so that should go to me

L: i am never going to get my money back

P: if you paid chris' deposit, then you have to get it back from him

L: yea i know

P: my new roommate's deposit is not going to you

L: thanks parker

L: thats way fair

P: dude

L: that i will never get it back

P: do you realize what you are saying right now

P: look

L: and he will no get 1800 dollars that isnt his

L: thanks a lot

P: sorry that chris fucked you over

L: bye

L: 900 dollars from me

L: and 900 from you

P: but it is a) illegal for me to give you money that i am contractually obligated to give him and, b) also not going to happen that you get my new roommate's deposit

L: he is backing out of a contract

L: that voids him getting the deposit back

L:

P: no, no it does not

P: there has been an amendment to the contract

P: and my parents are taking control of the lease

P: so it's up to you to get it back

P: not us

P: sorry that you lent chris the money, but there's nothing i can do. period.

 

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