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Work this in somewhere before the battle royal.

 

COLE
This past Thursday on HeldDOWN, the final four participants in our Battlebowl battle royal were determined in the tag matches, but due to time constraints, those matches did not air on television!  Right now, we're going to show you the highlights of those matches, which will complete the field here tonight!

*cut to drawings and entrances*

TONY SCHIAVONE (voice-over)
Our first match featured the Birmingham Bad Boy, Jamie O'Hara, very excited to be drawn into Battlebowl, and here comes his partner, Rico de Janiero, of the Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew, who has a big next few days coming up, with a chance to be an undisputed tag team champion!  Their opponents would be first, Jay Richards!  Will Saturday night be all right for him?  And his partner, a member of the Love Doctors, Dr. Steven Pigley!

*cut to highlights*

SCHIAVONE
It was a terrific high-flying contest, all four guys putting their bodies on the line!

*Various speed moves are shown, including O'Hara taking Richards down with a flying headscissors, and Pigley hitting a flying bodypress from the top rope for a two-count.*

SCHIAVONE
But in the end, it was Jamie O'Hara's night, along with Rico, as he takes down the Doctor and delivers the big CURBSTOMP~! for the 1-2-3, Jamie O'Hara and Rico de Janiero advance to Battlebowl!

*cut to more entrances*

SCHIAVONE
Here he comes, the former X-champion, Reject, one of the final four names drawn for this Battlebowl, and his partner, Sweet Luscious Soul, the other half of the Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew!  Their opponents would be the powerful duo of Biff Atlas, and his partner, "The Current Big Thing", former Heartland champion Brock Ausstin!  Lot of prestige in this matchup!

*more highlights*

SCHIAVONE
It did not look good for Soul, as Brock Ausstin really did a number on him late, but intervention from the outside would be the determining factor in this one, as here comes Rico down the aisle, pulling his partner to the outside!  That distracts the referee, and now here come Reject's running buddies, the Burrough Boys, and they attack Brock Ausstin! The battle spills to the outside, leaving Reject in the ring along with the distracted Biff, spinning him around, and there it is, the EULOGY~!  Brock able to fight off the odds, but by that time it's too late, as the three count is made, and Reject and Sweet Luscious Soul round out the field for the battle royal!

*cut back to Sofa Central*

COLE
Thanks, Tony, real quick, let's run down the field for later tonight, Coach, we've got Felix Strutter, Team Heyross, Jumbo, Deuce Deuce Bigelow, Denzel Spencer, Chris Stevens, Vinny Valentine, Reject, The Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew, Jamie O'Hara, Thunderkid, Waldo of the Burrough Boys, Conquistador Uno, and MISTER Warrior!  Thoughts, Coach?

COACH
It's interesting, Cole, with this big tag team unification match coming up on HeldDOWN this week, you've got both members of Team Heyross in this thing, as well as both members of the Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew through the tag matches!  It could be a big, big week for one of those four guys!

COLE
Yes, indeed it could!  There you have it, folks, that's what you'll be seeing later on tonight in our Battlebowl battle royal, and of course the winner will take on Alfdogg at AngleSlam for the WDW World title!  But right now, let's go to...

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