alfdogg 0 Report post Posted August 9, 2007 [i]Renagade[/i] hits, and Reject makes his way towards the ring, to the boos of the crowd. COLE And here comes Reject, who will meet Alfdogg for the WDW World title in 17 days at AngleSlam! COACH And Alf has picked quite the poison for him here! COLE Yes indeed, our first "Pick Your Poison" match of the evening! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is a Pick Your Poison match, scheduled for one fall! The rules for this match are...no different than a regular match, it's just a pretty name to glorify the upcoming WDW World title match at AngleSlam! Coming down the aisle, hailing from the Bronx, weighing in at 235 pounds...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] COLE And later on tonight, Alfdogg will face off against Thunderkid, who was Reject's hand-picked opponent! A cold, dark voice begins to speak the ungodly hymn over the loud speakers, as smoke begins to cover the entrance way. "Come on God, Answer Me. For Years, I've Been Asking You Why? Why are the Innocent Dead and the Guilty Alive? Where is Justice? Where is Punishment? . . . . . . . . . . . Or Have You Already Answered? Have You Already Said to the World, Here is Justice. Here is Punishment. Here.... In Me." The crowd pops bigtime as Brock Ausstin makes his way through the curtains and does the HAPPY HAPPY HOSS DANCE~! in the entryway. BUFFER [i]And his opponent, hailing from Victoria, Minnesota, weighing in at 290 pounds...he is "THE CURRENT BIG THING", BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] COLE What a great couple of matches set up here by the two men who will oppose each other at AngleSlam, Alfdogg and Reject, as Reject will look to end the near three-year reign of Alf as WDW World champion! COACH Has to be the longest current title reign in wrestling, by a long shot, Cole! Reject removes his gear, as the bell rings. *DING DING DING* Reject and Brock circle the ring, and tie up. Brock easily backs Reject into a corner, but Reject manages to turn him around, holding on until the referee backs him off. Reject then taunts Brock, before the two tie up once again. This time, Brock shoves Reject off across the ring! COLE And early on, we see the strength advantage of Brock Ausstin! COACH Reject looks surprised right now, but he shouldn't be! Go to your speed, Reject! Reject moves in again, and drives a knee to the gut of Brock, then goes to the eyes. He then lays in some kicks, before grabbing a side headlock. Brock shoves him off into the ropes, and delivers a big shoulder check, sending Reject right through the ropes and to the floor! COLE Well, he had the right idea for a while, but a side headlock's not going to work on a big guy like Brock Ausstin! The referee counts Reject as he walks around one side of the ring, and then re-enters. The two tie up once again, and again Brock backs Reject up into the ropes. However, Reject delivers a thumb to the eye, and attempts an Irish whip. Brock reverses, and floors Reject with a clothesline! COLE And it's been all Brock Ausstin in the early going! Brock picks up Reject with a two-handed chokehold! COACH Come on, referee, do something! COLE He is, he's counting! Brock drops Reject at the referee's four-count. COACH He needs to get more assertive than this! COLE Why don't you go down there and get assertive? COACH And leave you here to botch things up? No, thanks! Brock picks up Reject, and delivers a vertical suplex! COLE Nicely executed suplex by Brock Ausstin! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Brock stomps away for a while, then picks up Reject and whips him across. He puts his head down, however, and receives a kick from Reject for his troubles! COLE Cardinal mistake, and Reject capitalized! COACH We're not in St. Louis, Cole, it should be "Mariner" mistake. COLE Well, whatever kind it was, he shouldn't have done it. Reject runs behind Brock Ausstin, bouncing off the ropes, and Brock turns around just in time to catch a Reject spinning wheel kick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Two-count... COACH Or since Brock's from Minnesota, maybe it should be "Twin mistake"? COLE Okay, I got it. COACH Or a more familiar description with Minnesota would be "Timberwolf mistake"! COLE Will you just shut up and call the damn match? Reject goes up to the top rope, and waits on Brock to get to his feet. COACH Although Brock did bury his head down, much like a Gopher... COLE :angry: Reject leaps off the top, but is caught by Brock. COLE And Reject is caught! Brock brings Reject up into a press slam position. COLE You know, The City That Never Sleeps is prone to a lot of mistakes... COACH [i]Don't start.[/i] Brock drops Reject behind him, face-first on the mat! Brock then lets out a MIGHTY HOSS YELL, and the crowd roars in response. COLE And the fans really behind Brock Ausstin, as Reject falls flat on his face, much like Steve Francis did out in New York! COACH :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: Brock backs Reject into a corner, and pounds him down with MASSIVE forearm shots. COLE What stiff shots from Brock Ausstin! Reject in BIG trouble! Brock whips Reject across the ring, and charges, but runs right into Reject's foot! COACH But look how quick he gets out of it, Cole! Reject stops to catch his breath, then drapes Brock over the ropes, and drives his knee in, choking Brock! The referee lays a count on, and Reject breaks at four. Reject picks Brock up, and executes a back suplex! He follows up with a snap legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject picks up Brock, and executes a FISHERMAN'S BUSTER~! COACH Wow, that's a big guy to put in that move, Cole! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE But Brock still fighting! Reject picks Brock up and whips him into the ropes, catching him with a SLEEPER~! Reject swings around when he catches him and ends up on his back. COACH Sleeperhold! COLE Submission applied! COACH Smart by Reject! Anyone, no matter how big, can be put to sleep, Cole! Brock wanders around grabbing for ropes, unsuccessfully. Eventually, Brock sinks to his knees. COLE And indeed, Brock looks to be fading! Reject jerks to the side, trying to bring Brock to the mat with him, and does. Brock flails his arms around, but eventually they go the the canvas, as well. The referee lifts one of them... ONE!!! TWO!!! ...but Brock keeps it up on the third lift! He turns his hand into a fist, and starts shaking it, as the crowd urges him on! COLE And the crowd trying to get some adrenaline flowing inside of Brock Ausstin, as he's coming to his feet! Brock gets on one knee, then gets to his feet, driving an elbow in! And a second! And a third, breaking the hold! Brock whips Reject to the ropes, but Reject ducks a clothesline, then ducks a second one, before they clothesline each other! COLE Double clothesline, and both men down! Both men lay motionless on the mat, as the referee counts... 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! Both men start to stir, then turn to their sides, stopping the count. As Brock gets to all fours, Reject is on his feet, and picks Brock up. He sets up a suplex, but Brock counters into a small package! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE So close for Brock Ausstin! Reject quickly gets to his feet, and delivers a seated dropkick! COLE And again, Reject quickly back on the offense! Reject then drags Brock into a corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! However, this one seems to have no effect on Brock! COLE I think Brock's waking up now! Reject delivers a third CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Brock takes his arms off the ropes, and takes a couple steps forward, but Reject thumbs him in the eye. He then scoops him up, and drops him throat-first on the top rope! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Brock gets his foot on the rope! Reject picks up Brock, bringing him to the middle of the ring, and delivers a backbreaker! He then scales the ropes... COLE Could see that big elbowdrop from Reject here! Reject comes off the top with a BIG ELBOW~! Cover... 1... 2... NO!!! Shoulder up! COLE Wow, how close was that? Reject argues the count with the referee, then picks up Brock once again. He lifts him in suplex position, then sets him on the top rope, and follows him up. COLE And Reject going for a big move now... Reject goes for a HURRICANRANA...but Brock blocks, then holds him as he climbs down to the mat, brings him back up, and delivers a sitout powerbomb! COLE What a show of strength by Brock Ausstin, and the tide may have turned again here... COACH Yeah, but Brock's still out of it, too, look at him! Brock lays for a few seconds, then gets to his feet, huffs and puffs, then lets out a MIGHTY HOSS YELL~! COLE Oh, no he's not! COACH Uh-oh... Brock measures Reject, and delivers a BIG clothesline! He measures again, and delivers a second! He then grabs Reject, and takes him over with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Reject gets a shoulder up! COLE So, so close! Brock picks up Reject, and executes a T-BONE SUPLEX~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Brock whips Reject into the ropes, and catches him with a POWERSLAM~! He then signals for the end! COLE And Brock says this one's about to be over! Brock picks Reject up on his shoulders for the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111...but is too close to the ropes, and Reject is able to slide to the apron, then reaches behind him with his right arm and grabs Brock around the neck, dropping to the floor and guillotining him on the top rope! COACH Look at that move! COLE Very clever, smart move on the part of Reject, escaping defeat right there! Reject climbs back onto the apron, and slings in with a GUILLOTINE LEG DROP~! Reject then waits for Brock to get to his feet... COACH Uh-oh, could be time for the EULOGY~! Brock finally gets to his feet, and Reject goes for the EULOGY~!!!!!11111...but Brock shoves him off, right into the referee! COLE Brock counters, but now there's no referee! Brock waits for Reject to back up, and locks him in the KATAHAJIME~!!!!!11111 COLE Brock's got the KATAHAJIME hooked! This is it for Reject! Brock quickly hooks a bodyscissors and drops to the mat. COLE Reject is nowhere near the ropes! COACH But again, no referee! At this point, the Burrough Boys rush through the curtains! COLE Here come the Burrough Boys! Waldo jumps off the top rope, but is caught by Brock! When Luther slides through the ropes, Brock tosses Waldo right onto him! Brock then catches Mariano with a belly-to-belly! COACH And I can't believe Brock's taking on all these guys by himself! However, Quincy catches him from behind with a dropkick to the knee! COLE Well, he was! Quincy then picks up Brock, and executes the TANOOKI SUIT~!!! COLE And now the Tanooki Suit by Quincy! Luther, Waldo, and Mariano get to their feet, and all four men start stomping away on Brock! COLE And now it's a 4-on-1, maybe a 5-on-1 if Reject can get to his feet! Suddenly, Alfdogg runs to the ring! COACH Look at this! COLE And now the champ sliding in! The Burrough Boys stare for a minute, then Luther charges, and Alf catches him with a T-BONE SUPLEX, taking him right over the top rope! COACH He's helping Brock Ausstin! COLE He just wants Reject to lose this match! Alf ducks a clothesline from Mariano, and drills him with a SUPERKICK~! As Mariano rolls out, Alf sends Waldo to the mat with a Hart Attack clothesline, then whips Quincy into the ropes and catches him with a AA SPINEBUSTER~! Alf then heads to the top rope. COACH Can you believe this, Cole? Brock tosses Quincy to the floor with a PRESS SLAM on top of Luther and Mariano, as Alf flies onto Waldo with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 COLE And the Five-Star Alf Splash onto Waldo! Alf turns around, and Brock scoops him up, delivering the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COACH What's up with Brock? Alf comes down here and helps him fight off the Burrough Boys, and then he attacks Alf? Brock stares at Alf briefly, then turns around...right into the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 from Reject! COLE EULOGY~! COACH He got it! Reject shoves Alf out of the ring, then covers Brock, as the referee comes to... 1... 2... 3!!! COACH YES! *DING DING DING* COLE And Reject picks up the win! BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] Reject rolls out of the ring, and walks groggily towards the back with his hand raised triumphantly. COLE So Reject had the vaccine for Alf's poison, later on Alf will take on Thunderkid, will it be the same story there? Let's go to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
