alfdogg 0 Report post Posted August 16, 2007 [i]Renagade[/i] hits, and Reject makes his way through the curtains. COLE What a tag team match we've got for you right now here on HeldDOWN, as Reject on his way to the ring! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing the first team...making his way down the aisle, hailing from the Bronx, weighing in at 235 pounds...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] COLE And can you believe it, Coach, we're about to see Reject and Thunderkid as a team once again here, and unwillingly so! COACH Unreal, Cole, but then again, this is an unreal show! It'll be interesting to see what kind of continuity they still have, assuming they do, considering their current relationship! Reject poses on the buckles, drawing boos. COLE And there he is, the #1 contender to Alfdogg's WDW World heavyweight championship, a title that Alf has held for, this the 963rd consecutive day he's held that belt, by far the longest current reign in pro wrestling! COACH And you know, Cole, nothing personal against Alf, but you've got to root for Reject here! I mean, he's been right on the cusp of being a World champion for almost a year and a half now...you just got to pull for a guy to finally get over that hump, much like Peyton Manning and the Colts back in February! [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits, enciting a huge reaction from the Hawaiians. COLE Well, we'll see in ten days if Reject can duplicate the feat of those Colts, as here comes his PARTNER tonight, Coach! BUFFER [i]His partner, hailing from Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing in at 250 pounds, he is the REIGNING OAOAST Heartland champion...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] COLE Thunderkid will put that title on the line at AngleSlam against Felix Strutter's WDW Heartland title, which will unify those belts! COACH And that should be a classic match! TK slides in the ring, and poses on the buckles. He hops off, and he and Reject lay the law down to each other. [color="#FF00FF"]Je t'adore, je t'adore...[/color] [i]Girls, Girls, Girls[/i] hits, and Felix Strutter walks out, with his neck wrapped in leis. BUFFER [i]Their opponents...first, hailing from Thunder Bay, Ontario, and weighing in at 218 pounds...he is the REIGNING WDW Heartland champion..."AFTER HOURS" FFFFFFFFFFFFFELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXX SSSSSSTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!![/i] COACH Look at how much Felix has gotten laid since coming here! COLE What? COACH Look at his neck! COLE :rolleyes: Strutter rolls into the ring and removes his belt, showing it to TK, then pointing to TK's belt as if to say "that one's going to be mine, too!" Strutter then poses on the buckles. [i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits, and Alfdogg makes his way through the curtains. BUFFER [i]And his tag team partner, weighing in at 240 pounds...he is a two-time former OAOAST World champion, and the REIGNING WDW Heavyweight champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] COACH What a match, Cole! Alf rolls into the ring, and removes his belt, showing it to the fans on each side of the ring, and each side responds with boos. Belts are handed off to the referee, and he calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Alf steps out to the apron, and after a brief debate, so does Reject. COLE And here we go, the two men who will meet to crown an undisputed Heartland champion in ten days at AngleSlam! Strutter and TK circle the ring, and tie up. Felix quickly takes TK down with an armdrag, and struts around the ring, as the crowd boos. COLE I don't know how smart this is on Strutter's part, you do NOT want to make a guy like TK angry! They move in for another tie-up, and Strutter goes behind with a hammerlock. TK reverses and wrenches the hold, but Strutter manages to reverse himself. TK grabs the foot and trips Strutter, who pushes TK off into the ropes, then rolls onto his stomach as TK hops over. Strutter gets up and leapfrogs, and TK tags Reject on his way back, then catches Strutter in a second leapfrog attempt and executes an inverted atomic drop! COLE Look at this, here's some nice teamwork! Reject comes in and clotheslines Strutter to the mat, then as Alf steps in, he catches a clothesline, as well! Alf rolls out of the ring, as Strutter catches a second clothesline, and he rolls back into the corner, as well. Alf hops back onto the apron, and asks for a tag, and gets it. COACH Here it is, Cole, Alf against Reject! After much trash-talking and showboating, Alf and Reject tie up, and Reject backs Alf into a corner, but Alf turns it around at the last second, and Reject winds up in the corner. Alf, surprisingly, breaks clean, then does some more taunting. COLE And Alf with a clean break, that's surprising! Reject moves in slowly, but Alf grabs him in a side headlock and takes him to the mat. Reject grabs a headscissors, which Alf escapes with a KIP UP~!, then goes behind with a hammerlock. Reject quickly reverses, but Alf reaches the ropes. Reject slaps Alf on the back in lieu of a clean break. COACH Uh-oh... Alf shoves Reject, who responds with a slap to the face of Alf, who responds with a spitwad in the face of Reject! COLE Oh, tempers are flaring now! Alf grabs Reject in a side headlock, but this time Reject shoves Alf off into the ropes. Alf ducks a clothesline, but gets caught with a spinning wheel kick on the way back! COLE Great kick by Reject! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf quickly rolls back to his corner and regains his senses. He moves out, and goes for a tieup, but instead knees Reject in the gut, then backs him into the corner and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Then a second! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf then tags Strutter, who throws some kicks. Reject bounces back with a right hand, and a CHOP~!, knocking Strutter right to the mat! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~ COLE What a chop by Reject! However, Reject joins him on the mat, courtesy of a running clothesline from Alf, who is standing on the apron! COACH And what a clothesline by Alf! Strutter slowly gets to his feet, and whips Reject into a corner. He charges, but Reject moves, and Strutter goes shoulder-first into the post! COLE And Strutter rams his shoulder right into the post! Reject slowly walks over and tags in TK, who wrings the arm of Strutter, then forces him down to the mat, before driving a knee into the arm and barring it. COLE TK working over the arm of "After Hours" Felix Strutter, which went into the steel ringpost moments ago! Strutter works his way back to his feet, and delivers a thumb to the eye of TK, then executes a bodyslam! COLE Strutter saving himself with a thumb to the eye, and now he can make a tag! Alf is tagged back in, and he picks up TK and backs him into a corner, delivering a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a second! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf brings TK out and sets up a suplex, but TK blocks! COLE TK now blocking that attempted suplex after taking those hard chops! TK blocks again, then executes a suplex of his own! TK rolls over and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! TK then slowly rolls over to his corner and tags Reject back in. COACH Well, these guys may not like each other anymore, but they still know how to work a good tag match together, I have to say that! Reject delivers right hands to Alf, then backs into the ropes and clotheslines him to the mat! He catches Strutter coming in with a dropkick, sending him right out to the floor! COLE Nice dropkick, catching Strutter coming out of nowhere! Reject attempts an Irish whip, but Alf reverses. Alf drops down, then Reject ducks a clothesline, but runs right into a AA SPINEBUSTER~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Alf with a great spinebuster, and the tide has turned just like that! Alf gets to his feet, and sets up the SHARPSHOOTER~!!!!!11111, but Reject pushes him off! COLE Alf was going for the Sharpshooter, but Reject able to avoid it! Reject catches Alf coming back with a drop toehold, then Strutter hops in and goes for a clothesline, but Reject ducks, and Reject hiptosses him right over the top to the floor! Reject then turns around, right into a SUPERKICK~! from Alf! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf picks up Reject, and executes a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COACH And Alf could be setting him up here! COLE Nope, he's tagging Strutter! Strutter steps in after receiving the tag, and whips Reject into the ropes. Reject ducks a clothesline, but gets caught with a flying cross chop! (Think Tanaka of the Orient Express) COACH Wow, what a move that was! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Alf tags back in, and assists Strutter in an Irish whip, catching Reject with a double elbow! COLE And now nice teamwork being shown here by Alf and Strutter! Alf drops a snap legdrop, then backs Reject into his corner and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf then taunts TK on the apron, which allows Strutter to wrap the tag rope around Reject's throat! COLE And now Reject being choked with that tag team rope, while the referee is distracted by Alf and TK! COACH That's OLD SCHOOL, son! Alf then grabs Reject and executes a fisherman's suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! Alf tags in Strutter, who again whips Reject into the ropes. Reject ducks a clothesline, then stops and floors Strutter with a spinkick! COLE Great kick by Reject, and now he needs to tag! Both men inch towards their corner, as the crowd wants TK to get the tag. Strutter makes the tag to Alf, who jumps in and drives an axhandle to Reject before he can do the same. Alf then spits at TK, drawing him into the ring. COACH TK's making a mistake! Strutter comes in, and he and Alf execute a double front suplex! Strutter then rolls Reject over and covers him, putting his feet on the ropes... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COACH Strutter with his feet on the ropes there... COLE Not only that, there was no tag made! 1... 2... Shoulder up, then back down! 1... 2... The referee finally catches Strutter's feet on the ropes, and knocks them off! Strutter gets to his feet and pushes the referee, who responds by shoving Strutter right to the mat! COLE And even the referee getting involved in this one! Strutter stares down the referee for a second, then executes a backbreaker on Reject, before tagging Alf once again. Alf goes right over and antagonizes TK once again, as Strutter pulls a pair of brass knuckles out of his tights. Alf holds Reject, as Strutter loads up...but Reject slips out, and Alf gets clocked with the knucks! COLE Reject needs to tag! Reject connects with a savate kick on Strutter, knocking him through the ropes to the floor! COACH And now, this is his best chance! Reject crawls over, and makes the tag to TK! COLE There it is! Listen to the Hawaiians! TK hammers away at the midsection of the groggy Alf, then whips him into the ropes and catches him with a PRESS SLAM~! COLE And TK VERY fresh, and VERY powerful! TK drops a knee to the sternum, and covers... 1... 2... NO! Strutter makes the save! Strutter backs TK into a corner, and attempts an Irish whip, but TK reverses, and Strutter winds up laying right across the corner of the ring! TK delivers a big kick to the midsection, and Strutter comes down straddling the ropes! COACH Oh, no! Alf catches TK with a T-BONE SUPLEX~! out of nowhere! COLE But Alf is still the legal MAN, and a T-Bone suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And now Strutter with the knuckles again on the outside! However, Strutter gets caught by Reject with a PLANCHA~! COLE But it's Reject coming back with a dive through the air! The referee admonishes the men on the floor as Alf attempts an Irish whip, but TK reverses. Alf ducks a clothesline, then runs into a BICYCLE KICK~! COLE And TK with that bicycle kick, and he says he's going to put him away! TK sets up the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111, but Strutter slides in around the referee and drills him with a shot with the knuckles! COLE Felix Strutter with the brass knuckles! Alf scales the ropes, as Reject rolls back into the ring. COACH Alf's going for the splash! Alf leaps off...but Reject catches him with a roundhouse to the midsection! COLE And Reject makes the save with a big kick! TK rolls to the apron, as the referee tries to put Alf out. COLE Felix Strutter back in now, behind the referee's back... Strutter takes a swing at Reject with the knucks, but Reject ducks...and catches him with the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE EULOGY~! Reject with the cover... The referee turns around at about the same time... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COLE We've got a winner! COACH I can't believe it! BUFFER [i]The winners of the match...the team of THUNDERKID and RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] COLE Who ever thought we'd hear THAT announcement again, but there it is, as Reject leaves the ring victorious! Alf stares down Reject as he walks down the aisle. COACH Reject on a major roll headed into AngleSlam, you've got to say! Buffer slides everyone's belts into the ring, as Alf gets to his feet, and goes over to stomp on TK. Strutter slowly gets up to join him, then they pick him up and whip him into the ropes. TK ducks a double clothesline, and delivers one of his own, getting a huge reaction from the crowd! COLE It's not over yet! TK clotheslines Alf to the floor, then grabs his belt, and drills Strutter in the forehead with it! He then grabs Strutter's belt and holds both in the air while standing over him, as [i]God of Thunder[/i] plays. COLE TK standing tall over "After Hours" Felix Strutter, but will it be the same story at AngleSlam, when those two men compete to crown an Undisputed Heartland champion? We'll find out in ten short days, from the world's most famous arena, Madison Square Garden! Right now, let's go to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
