I just got back from RAW

[Guest]

The lone dark match had a heel that looked like Michael Modest and a face that looked like Scoot Andrews. The Scoot Andrews look alike won with a SWANK inverted spinebuster (face-first).

 

Heat:

 

That was cool when Bradshaw hit the Clothesline from Hell with the cowbell.

 

Goldust needs a new finisher.

 

Regal needs to use that Regal Cutter a lot more.

 

Raw:

 

Good opener, as RVD and X-Pac put on a nice little 6:00 match. X-Pac and RVD must have exchanged bong rips or something. The pop was absolutely HUMONGUS for RVD.

Booker T is God...don't let anybody tell you otherwise. The girl next to me thought the same thing.

 

Jeff actually did a good job with Raven tonight, and the fact that UT is giving Raven the rub is good, because when UT loses, then UT has somebody to go face against, Raven's Flock.

 

Ric Flair is God. Could you imagine if Ricky Steamboat DIDN'T GET HURT??????????? They could be 60 years old, and still have a MOTYC...that's scary. So do we need to give Benoit and Guerrero that Perry Saturn guy and then bring in Steven Regal to form the Apocolypse? I say pull the plug, because it would be bomb. HUGE pop for the four fingers. Imagine if the hooves came over the loudspeaker...

 

Can't say that I enjoyed the mixed tag. I mark HUGE for D'Lo, because he did the head swagger and the legdrop, and the Sky High was the icing on the cake.

 

Chris Harvard needs a new finisher. That one just sucks.

 

God, why can't Brock just LOSE already?????????????? Booker is going to be HUGE...but right now...so that Brock can feud with Rocky, I say that RVD wins the KOR, over Brock.

 

And when Rocky came out...HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!! Rocky saved that show...bar none. That was HUGE when I saw him come down.

 

Also: Austin fans were really pissed when us smart people knew he wasn't coming back for good. There was a Rocky impersonator that got a Rocky chant. But he was humble, so

he wasn't REALLY Rocky.

 

My brother and I got on camera a lot. Why? "Pedro 3:16" and "Got Austin?" OK, so they weren't closeups, but no matter. I really wanna see if they put up my "Tommy Dreamer put me in this puke covered seat" sign or my "Forget Brock, I'M the "Next Big Thing"" sign.

 

COMMENT AWAY!!!!!!!

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

The lone dark match had a heel that looked like Michael Modest

Which was really amusing since he didn't do anything heelish that I could see but got immediately booed. "Yellow guy sucks!" Fans are interesting hlike that

 

Good opener, as RVD and X-Pac put on a nice little 6:00 match. X-Pac and RVD must have exchanged bong rips or something. The pop was absolutely HUMONGUS for RVD.

Booker T is God...don't let anybody tell you otherwise. The girl next to me thought the same thing.

 

Booker and Flair were the two most over non-swerve guys, I thought.

 

God, why can't Brock just LOSE already?????????????? Booker is going to be HUGE...but right now...so that Brock can feud with Rocky, I say that RVD wins the KOR, over Brock.

 

Because that would be a Very Bad Thing.(tm0

 

Also: Austin fans were really pissed when us smart people knew he wasn't coming back for good.

The people in my section were total marks who would not believe it's a shoot.

 

"Forget Brock, I'M the "Next Big Thing"" sign.

 

There were too many signs like that. Two guys in front of me had signs like that, too.

[Guest alfdogg]

The best one was "SOMEONE FEED TERRI"

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I saw the spinaroonie sign with a spinning Booker T head (I think).  But I want people to remember this RAW for Chris Benoit's HUH?

[Guest Raven_Effect01]

"SOMEONE FEED TERRI"

My thoughts exactly.

[Guest]

Also, the best sign of the night?

 

"KOKOBE WHERE?"

 

Take your time with that one....