alfdogg 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2007 [i]*dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO![/i] The crowd boos, as Chris Stevens makes his way towards the ring. COLE And Chris Stevens on his way out, ready for a fatal 4-way showdown! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following is a Fatal 4-Way match, scheduled for one fall, with NO disqualifications and NO countouts! Introducing first, hailing from Rochester, Minnesota, weighing in at 221 pounds...CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSS SSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] COLE And this match will feature four of the five challengers for "After Hours" Felix Strutter at Zero Hour in the Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell III, but we haven't gotten so much as a HINT as to who the sixth man will be! COACH I'm anxious to find out, Cole! I mean, who could it possibly be? Stevens slides into the ring, not acknowledging anyone, aside from an angry sneer at the main camera. Suddenly, a cold, dark voice begins to speak the ungodly hymn over the loud speakers, as smoke begins to cover the entrance way. "Come on God, Answer Me. For Years, I've Been Asking You Why? Why are the Innocent Dead and the Guilty Alive? Where is Justice? Where is Punishment? . . . . . . . . . . . Or Have You Already Answered? Have You Already Said to the World, Here is Justice. Here is Punishment. Here.... In Me." [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD plays, as Brock Ausstin makes his way through the curtains to a big pop, doing his HAPPY HAPPY HOSS DANCE~! in the aisle. BUFFER [i]From Victoria, Minnesota, weighing in at 290 pounds... "THE CURRENT BIG THING", BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] COLE Two-time Heartland champion, and everyone remembers the "Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal" Iron Man match with Alfdogg at last year's Zero Hour, in which Brock Ausstin won his first-ever singles title! Brock hops onto the apron and climbs into the ring, doing his dance while staring down Stevens. [i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits, and Alfdogg makes his way out, getting a mixed reaction. BUFFER [i]Weighing in at 240 pounds...he is a former THREE-TIME holder of the Heartland title, as well as a former THREE-TIME Heavyweight champion of the WORLD...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] COLE And Alf, the man who won the first two Heartland chamber matches, looks to three-peat in just 10 days at Zero Hour! He is one of only two men that will have appeared in all three Chamber matches! Alf slides into the ring and poses on the buckles, drawing another mixed reaction, as [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits. COACH And here comes the other man! BUFFER [i]And from Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing in at 250 pounds...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] TK walks halfway down the aisle, then sprints the rest of the way! COLE Two-time Heartland champion, and HERE WE GO! *DING DING DING* TK slides in, and goes after Alf, as Brock and Stevens slug it out. COLE TK and Alf! Brock and Chris Stevens! TK and Alf battle it out in a corner, as Alf lays in CHOPS~! Meanwhile, Stevens goes to the eyes of Brock, then whips him across the ring. Brock ducks a clothesline, however, and hits a BIG one of his own! COLE Big-time clothesline from Brock Ausstin! TK reverses Alf in the corner, and hammers away, but Brock attacks him from behind! COACH Look at this! COLE Every man for himself in there, Brock going after TK now! Brock rams TK into the buckle, then delivers some right hands, before Alf comes after him, but Brock cuts him off with a foot to the gut. Brock then whips Alf hard into a corner, catching him with a HIGH backdrop! COLE And Brock Ausstin showing off lots of strength in there! Brock covers... 1... 2... TK saves, driving an elbow into the back of Brock's head! COLE TK with the save, and let me remind all of you at home, tihs is not elimination rules! The first man to score a pinfall or submission, wins the match! COACH And let's stress that, PINFALL or SUBMISSION! No disqualifications in this match! Stevens backs into the ropes, and catches Brock from behind with a bulldog! Stevens stomps away, as TK hammers on Alf once again in a corner. Stevens then backs into the ropes, and knocks Brock to the floor with a baseball slide! COLE And Brock Ausstin to the outside! Stevens goes under the ring, and comes out with a garbage can! COACH And they're bringing out the weapons early! Stevens hammers Brock on the back with the garbage can, as Alf takes the advantage on TK inside the ring. He hits a snap suplex, followed by a snap legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! On the outside, Stevens charges Brock with the trash can, but gets it kicked back into his face! COACH Oh no! COLE Chris Stevens tasting his own trash can, and I can say from experience, that is not a pleasant taste! COACH :huh: COLE ...nevermind... Alf whips TK into the ropes, then backs into the ropes himself, and catches TK with a Hart Attack clothesline! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Meanwhile, Brock whips Stevens into the steel steps! COLE And Stevens tasting more steel on the outside! TK dodges a charge into the corner from Alf, then lifts him overhead in a PRESS SLAM~! COLE A big press slam inside the ring! TK slams Alf down, and plays to the crowd, but gets floored by a Brock clothesline! COLE And Brock Ausstin back inside! Stevens struggles his way to the top rope, and floors Brock with a missile dropkick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! TK reverses an Alf Irish whip, and hooks him in a sleeper! However, Alf quickly counters with a jawbreaker! COLE Nice counter move by Alf right there, dropping down! Alf hammers on TK, while Stevens continues to do so on Brock. Brock ducks another clothesline, however, and catches Stevens with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE Great suplex by Brock Ausstin! Alf catches Brock from behind with a German suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! TK tries to pick up Chris Stevens, and catches a low blow for his efforts! COLE And a low blow from Chris Stevens to Thunderkid! Stevens then whips TK across, and catches him with a high knee! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf traps Brock in the corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Brock takes his arms down from the corner, as Alf delivers a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Brock grabs Alf, and tosses him back into the corner, delivering rights downstairs, then a big uppercut, which knocks him into a lying position across the buckles! Brock knocks him right back down with a big blow to the midsection, as Stevens and TK have made it to the outside. Stevens slams a chair across the back of TK! COLE And more steel brought into play, down across the back of TK! Brock whips Alf across the ring, and puts his head down, allowing Alf to catch him with a swinging neckbreaker! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Stevens delivers another shot with the chair, then tosses it to the ground. He rolls TK back inside, as Alf chokes Brock across the middle rope. Alf then pushes Brock to the outside, and follows him out to the aisle, where he delivers right hands, then attempts a piledriver! COACH Uh-oh, Alf's going for a piledriver on the floor! However, Brock blocks, and backdrops Alf onto the concrete! COLE But no, it's Alf who eats the concrete! Meanwhile, TK catches Stevens with a dropkick as Stevens comes off the top rope! COACH And Chris Stevens gets caught inside! Brock makes his way back to the ring, as TK covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Brock grabs TK, and delivers a foot to the midsection, as Alf pulls Stevens to the outside, but Stevens catches him with a European uppercut. Brock whips TK into the ropes, and catches him with a POWERSLAM~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Stevens grabs the ring steps, and charges Alf with them, but Alf executes a drop toe hold, sending Stevens face-first down into the steps! COLE And there's a nice counter by Alf! Alf then rams Stevens into the guardrail, before grabbing the steps himself and dropping them onto the back of Stevens! COLE The steps coming into play once again! Brock has TK in a Canadian backbreaker, as Alf picks up the steps once again. This time, he waits for Stevens to get to his feet, but when he does, he dropkicks the steps, knocking them down on top of Alf! COACH OH! TK manages to get to the buckles, kicking off of them, and catching Brock in a small package! 1... 2... Kickout! Brock whips TK into a corner, and charges...but TK gets his feet up! Meanwhile, Stevens drops Alf sternum-first onto the guardrail! Stevens delivers some more European uppercuts, but Alf reverses an Irish whip, sending Stevens crashing into the timekeeper's area! COLE And we may have people hurt over at the timekeepers' table... As TK works over Brock's knee in the ring, Alf reaches under the ring, and grabs a KENDO STICK~! COACH Uh-oh...they may not be the only people! Alf raises the stick in the air, and hammers Stevens with it, as the crowd starts to lean more towards Alf! COLE And Alf earning some accolades with the beating he's putting on Chris Stevens right now! Meanwhile, TK has applied a figure-four to Brock in the ring! COACH Look at this! COLE Figure-four by TK! Will Brock submit? Alf stops to pose for the crowd, but gets nailed from behind with the ring bell by Stevens! COLE But Chris Stevens coming right back, this guy's tough! Stevens tosses the bell down, then slides in and stomps away on TK, breaking his hold on Brock. Stevens then tosses TK to the outside, as Alf slowly climbs to the top buckle. COACH Uh-oh, this could be it, Cole! COLE Could it be the Five-Star Alf Splash? COACH No, Brock's getting up! Brock limps over to the corner, and knocks Alf's feet from under him, racking him on the top rope! Brock follows him up, as TK and Stevens battle in the aisleway. COACH These guys better not get too far from the ring here! Brock stands on the second rope, and takes Alf down with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE Belly-to-belly from the middle rope! This is it! 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COLE But Alf JUST does escape! COACH I don't know how much longer he has, though! TK and Stevens better get back in there! TK clotheslines Stevens over the guardrail and into the crowd! COLE They're getting REALLY far away from where they need to be now! TK hammers Stevens in the crowd, as Brock hammers on Alf in the corner in the ring. TK shortly tosses Stevens back into the aisle, and they make their way back to the ring. TK tries to ram Stevens into the steps, but Stevens blocks and counters. Meanwhile, Alf gouges the eyes of Brock, then hops onto his shoulders and executes a HURRICANRANA~!, hooking his legs as he reaches the mat... 1... 2... Kickout! COACH We've got a lot of close falls in the ring here! Alf gets to his feet, then scales the top rope...and hits a MOONSAULT TO THE OUTSIDE, taking out both TK and Stevens! COLE Alf FLYING to the outside! What a risk to take at this point in the match, but it's paid off bigtime! Brock slowly rolls to the outside, still with a slight limp, as he delivers some stomps to Stevens, then tosses him inside and works over Alf. TK slowly gets to his feet, and assists Brock. TK holds Alf back for some body shots from Brock, but that's broken up in a hurry as Stevens grabs TK by the hair and starts to drag him back inside. However, Brock delivers a right to Stevens, then grabs TK back for himself. Alf rolls back inside, and Stevens pounces right away. COLE Man, what action we're seeing in this one! COACH And think, this is just a TASTE, just an APPETIZER...before Zero Hour, Cole! COLE Wow! Brock and TK slug it out on the floor, as Stevens attempts an Irish whip, but Alf reverses, drops down, then catches Stevens with a AA SPINEBUSTER~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Kickout! Alf picks up Stevens, and attempts a back suplex, but Stevens slides behind the back, and catches Alf with a SUPERKICK~! COLE Nice kick from Chris Stevens, after escaping the suplex! Brock then catches Stevens with a clothesline! Brock chokes away on the mat, as TK returns to the action to hammer on Alf. Stevens reverses an Irish whip, sending Brock into the corner, then catches him with a Dynamite Kid-style clothesline! COACH Whoa! COLE What a hard clothesline by Stevens there, that's how you take the big man down! Meanwhile, TK reverses a TOMBSTONE~! attempt by Alf, and drills him with a TOMBSTONE~! of his own! COLE Alf hit with a tombstone! 1... 2... NO! Stevens saves! COLE But Stevens there JUST in time for the save! Stevens goes back to work on Brock, as TK hammers Alf in a corner. Stevens goes to the top, and jumps off...but Brock sticks a foot up, and Stevens jumps right into it! COLE Brock Ausstin getting the foot up as Chris Stevens was coming off the ropes! Stevens retreats to the outside, as TK grabs Alf from behind, and gets kicked low as a result! COLE And a low blow by Alf inside, as Brock and Stevens go at it again on the outside! Alf stomps away on TK, as Stevens goes to the eyes of Brock, then grabs some TV cable and wraps it around Brock's throat! COLE Chris Stevens trying to choke the life out of Brock Ausstin with that TV cable! Stevens rolls Brock back inside, as TK blocks an Alf suplex, and executes one of his own! Stevens hits a kneedrop on Brock, and covers... 1... 2... Brock gets a foot on the rope! COLE Brock Ausstin getting his foot out! Stevens chokes Brock some more in the corner, then makes his way over to TK. Alf works his way to his feet, then goes after Brock in the corner. TK whips Stevens into the ropes, and drops down, then Stevens ducks a clothesline, and catches TK with a bodypress! TK tries to catch him, but can't hold on, and both men go tumbling over the top to the floor! COACH Whoa! COLE Quite a spill for TK and Stevens! Alf attempts an Irish whip on Brock, but Brock counters...and pulls Alf in, lifting him onto his shoulders! COLE Here it comes! Could be the F-STUNNER-5~! Brock attempts the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111...but Alf comes down in front of Brock on his feet, and kicks him in his bad knee! He then trips Brock up...and applies the SHARPSHOOTER~!!!!!11111 COACH All right! COLE SHARPSHOOTER! There's no one else in sight! Alf cranks back on the hold, as Brock yells in pain. Alf pulls him out to mid-ring, as the referee asks Brock if he wants to tap. Brock inches towards the ropes, as TK slowly rolls back inside. Once he gets all the way in and gets to his feet, Alf drops Brock, then grabs TK and applies the hold on him! COACH Look at this! COLE And now TK trapped in the Sharpshooter! Alf sits on it in the middle of the ring, as Stevens sneaks in from behind with the chair, and BLASTS Alf from behind! COLE BIG shot from Chris Stevens! Look at the pain going through Alf's body! COACH Well, that's one way to counter Alf's Sharpshooter! Stevens pushes Alf to the outside, then goes back after TK. He backs TK into a corner, and hammers him with European uppercuts, as Brock struggles to his feet. Brock limps over to the corner, and attacks Stevens from behind. He whips him across to the opposite corner, and follows him in with a big clothesline! He then picks up TK, and lifts him in a PRESS SLAM~! COLE And look at the power still left in Brock Ausstin! However, Stevens comes from behind with a chop block, but it puts TK on top! 1... 2... Stevens saves! COACH And Chris Stevens almost cost himself the match with that move! TK and Stevens stomp away on Brock, eventually knocking him outside the ring. Stevens then goes right to work on TK, raking his eyes and whipping him into the ropes, hitting him with a HIGH KNEE~! He then picks up TK and hits a back suplex, then points to the top rope. COLE And now Chris Stevens looks to be going for his frog splash! Stevens scales the ropes, but then TK gets to his feet, and grabs Stevens, who tries to beg off, but TK launches him into mid-ring! COACH Who does Stevens think he is, Ric Flair? TK grabs Stevens in a front facelock, then signals to the crowd. COACH Uh-oh... COLE And TK going for the Thunderbolt DDT~! However, before he can set up, Brock is back in, and he grabs TK from behind, then spins him around, and delivers an OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY, sending TK right over the top rope! COLE Brock is back, and TK LAUNCHED back to the outside! Alf is just coming to on the outside, and he grabs the kendo stick once again, as Stevens delivers a low blow to Brock on the inside. Once TK exposes his back, Alf starts to hammer away! COLE Alf back to his senses, and he's laying it into TK with that kendo stick! Alf raises the stick in the air, drawing another mixed reaction. Stevens has scaled the top rope from the inside...but when he jumps off, Alf catches him with the stick on the way down! COACH Chris got caught! TK slowly rolls into the ring, as Alf hammers Stevens with the stick, then starts tearing apart the Spanish announce table. COLE Uh-oh... COACH What's Alf setting up here? Alf picks up Stevens, and rolls him onto the table. He delivers some forearm shots, then grabs the steel chair, and rolls back inside, delivering shots to the head of both TK and Brock! Alf then climbs to the top rope, and gets his balance, as the crowd begins to buzz. COLE Oh my... Alf raises his arms up in the air, then leaps off...and LEGDROPS STEVENS THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE~!!! COLE Look at the CARNAGE~! Alfdogg, Chris Stevens both out! Thunderkid, Brock Ausstin both out! The crowd applauds, as some chant "HO-LY SHIT~!" Finally, after several seconds, TK starts to stir, and Brock is soon to follow. TK and Brock slug it out from their knees, working their way to their feet, as Brock gets the better of the exchange. Brock backs TK into a corner with right hands, but TK turns him around and fires off right of his own. Brock reverses an Irish whip, and TK attempts to sling over Brock, but Brock catches him on his shoulder. Brock goes for the Snake Eyes, but TK slips off and shoves Brock into the buckles, then floors him with a BICYCLE KICK~! COLE TK with that bicycle kick, and Brock is down! TK sets up a gutwrench, but Brock counters, and backdrops TK! Brock then sets up the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COLE Brock looking to end it right here! TK slips off the back, however, and sets up the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111 COLE And now TK looking to end it! Brock spins out and behind TK, and hooks in the KATAHAJIME~!!!!!11111 COACH WHOA~! COLE KATAHAJIME~! This is finally it, I think! TK moves around for the ropes, but Brock drops to his back, and TK slowly fades. COACH He's fading, Cole! All of a sudden, Alf flies into the range of the camera, hitting both men with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 COLE FIVE-STAR~! Where the hell did Alf come from??? All three men are out of it on the mat. COLE But Alf too hurt, and can't make the cover! Stevens rolls back into the ring, and drapes an arm over Brock... COACH Look at this! 1... 2... 3!!! COACH WOW! *DING DING DING* COLE And Chris Stevens is going to win this thing! BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSS SSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] COLE Chris Stevens, after going through that announce table at the hands of Alfdogg, had enough fortitude, enough prescence of mind to roll in and score the pinfall! COACH What a huge win for Chris Stevens! This gives him some big time momentum! Stevens rolls out of the ring and staggers down the aisle, raising one hand in the air. COLE No doubt about it, it's all with Chris Stevens, with 10 days to go until Zero Hour! Let's go to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
