alfdogg 0 Report post Posted September 27, 2007 [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits, and Thunderkid gets a huge reaction as he comes through the curtains. COLE And here comes TK, set for some tag team action! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, hailing from Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing in at 250 pounds...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] COLE And this match was made earlier in the week by Anglesault, as TK will team up with Brock Ausstin here, Coach! COACH That's right, and they'll be taking on the champ, Felix Strutter, as well as Alfdogg! TK slides into the ring, and poses on the buckles, which gets the crowd fired up. "Come on God, Answer Me. For Years, I've Been Asking You Why? Why are the Innocent Dead and the Guilty Alive? Where is Justice? Where is Punishment? . . . . . . . . . . . Or Have You Already Answered? Have You Already Said to the World, Here is Justice. Here is Punishment. Here.... In Me." [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD plays, as Brock Ausstin makes his way through the curtains to another big pop, doing his HAPPY HAPPY HOSS DANCE~! in the aisle. BUFFER [i]And his partner, from Victoria, Minnesota, weighing in at 290 pounds... "THE CURRENT BIG THING", BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] Brock walks down the aisle, then hops on the apron and climbs inside, doing his dance some more, as [i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits, and the crowd boos Alfdogg as he walks through the curtains, although there are some scattered cheers. COACH And here come their opponents! BUFFER [i]And their opponents...first, weighing in at 240 pounds...he is a former THREE-TIME holder of the Heartland title, as well as a former THREE-TIME Heavyweight champion of the WORLD...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] COLE And Alf really the guy who has had the biggest part in the blossoming of the Heartland division over the past two years or so! He took Felix Strutter under his wing last year, and it helped wonders, as he is now a holder himself! Alf slides through the ropes, and poses, drawing boos. [color="#FF00FF"][b]Je t'adore, je t'adore...[/b][/color] The lights go out, and a pink light shines on the entryway, as Felix Strutter walks out, to boos. BUFFER [i]And his partner, hailing from Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 218 pounds...he is the reigning OAOAST Heartland champion..."AFTER HOURS" FEEEEEELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXX SSSSSTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!![/i] Strutter poses with the belt on the apron, drawing more boos, then steps through and hands it off to the referee, who calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Alf and Brock step out, leaving TK and Felix Strutter. COLE And it'll be the Heartland champion, Felix Strutter, starting with TK! COACH And what matches those two have had this year! The two circle the ring, then tie up. Strutter gets a side headlock, but TK backs him into the ropes. He shoves off, and lets Strutter run rght into him and drop down to the mat! COACH And this team shouldn't be in there trying to match power! Strutter gets up, and gets caught in an armdrag! He gets up once again, and runs into a TK clothesline! COLE And Felix Strutter not looking well here in the early going! Strutter lands in his corner, and tags Alf, who gets caught with a foot to the gut, and a side headlock. Alf shoves TK off into the ropes, and TK knocks him to the mat with a running shoulderblock! Alf flips onto his stomach as TK backs in again, then catches him with a drop toe hold! COLE Nice move there by Alf, even after being sent hard to the mat! Alf jumps up and grabs the headlock again, but TK slips out the backdoor and applies a hammerlock! COLE And a nice counter by TK! TK drives a couple knees to the arm, then picks Alf up off the mat and tags in Brock. COLE And now it's Brock Ausstin in there! COACH And speaking of memorable confrontations, we've got Brock and Alf in there! Brock grabs Alf by the wrist, and delivers clubbing blows to the insertion of the shoulder. He then forces Alf down to the mat, maintaining a wristlock. However, Alf is able to kip up, and goes right to the eyes. He goes to tag Strutter, but Brock holds onto his grip, and pulls Alf to the mat, and back into his corner, where he tags TK. COLE And these guys look good in there, frequent tags, and only one on the other side so far! TK climbs to the top rope as Brock holds the arm out, and TK hits it with a chop! TK then takes down Alf with an armdrag, but Alf manages to reach up and take TK over in a headscissors. TK kips up to escape, then floors Alf with a clothesline! However, he backs into the ropes, and gets caught with one of his own from Alf! Alf immediately tags Strutter. COLE And now we see the champion back in! Felix hops to the second rope, but misses the elbow, as there's nobody home! TK tags in Brock, and Felix catches him in the eye coming in. Felix then whips Brock across, but puts his head down, and Brock hooks him and delivers a TIGER DRIVER~! COLE What a suplex by Brock Ausstin! 1... 2... Kickout! Brock backs into the ropes, and tries an elbow, but Felix rolls out of the way, then chokes away at Brock, breaking at the referee's four-count. He backs Brock into a corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! But it has no effect! COLE And Brock just shrugging that one off! A second CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Again no effect, and Brock comes out firing. He whips Strutter across, and catches him in a PRESS SLAM~! Brock holds him for several seconds, before simply letting him drop. COLE And look at that strength by Brock Ausstin! Felix Strutter writhing in pain! Brock tags TK back in, who drops Strutter with a back suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! TK picks up Strutter, and attempts a backslide, but releases and starts to trade blows with Alf, who has just jumped in the ring. COLE TK saw Alf coming! COACH We've got a donnybrook, Cole! All four men in there! Brock stomps Strutter until he rolls outside, then he and TK clothesline Alf over the top to the floor! COLE And the crowd loving it here in Music City! As Alf crawls back onto the apron, TK goes after Strutter on the outside. Strutter runs, and TK gives chase. Strutter slides in in his corner, and tags Alf, unbeknownst to TK. COLE I believe a tag was made right there... Alf waits to step inside, as TK is shoved off into the ropes by Strutter, then TK hops over, at which point Alf steps in and catches TK with a AA SPINEBUSTER~! COLE And there's that big spinebuster of Alf! 1... 2... Kickout! Alf stomps away on TK, then picks him up in the corner. He charges, but TK gets his foot up! COACH Nice prescence of mind by TK, getting that foot out there! Strutter jumps in, which draws Brock in for another four-way meelay...which is broken up when TK accidentally hits Brock with a BICYCLE KICK~! COACH Uh-oh! COLE A little miscommunication between TK and Brock there... Alf covers... 1... 2... Kickout! COACH And Alf's gonna feast on this, Cole! Alf picks up Brock, and delivers a snap suplex, followed by a snap legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf grabs Brock in a front facelock, dragging him over to his corner, and tags Strutter. Strutter goes to the top, and comes off with a blow to the lower back. He then jumps onto Brock's back, and hooks in a sleeper! COLE Oh, a nice move here... Brock walks around the ring with Strutter on his back, and eventually fades. He drops to his knees, then Strutter forces him the rest of the way to the mat. Strutter puts his feet on the middle rope for added leverage, which drives the crowd nuts, but the referee sadly doesn't see it. COACH That's a nice move, too! COLE But that's an [i]illegal[/i] move. COACH Only if the referee sees it. Strutter does it again, and again it's missed by the referee. The referee checks the arm of Brock... ONE!!! TWO!!! NO! Brock holds through! However, Strutter places his feet on the ropes again, but this time gets caught, and the referee shoves them off! COACH Hey, he can't do that! Strutter argues the fact with the referee, then goes back to Brock. He tags in Alf, who backs Brock into a corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a second! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! But once again, Brock seems to not feel the effect of the blows! Alf adds a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Brock starts to come out of the corner, so Alf grabs him in a headlock and rakes his eyes across the top rope! COLE Oh, wow, and that one hurts! The referee reprimands Alf, who hooks Brock, and executes a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Strutter tags back in, as Alf traps Brock in the corner once again. Both Alf and Strutter pull Brock out of the corner by an arm, and ram him right back into it. Strutter starts throwing jabs at Brock in the corner, then starts to dance as the crowd boos. COLE And Felix not making any friends with his dancing here... COACH And I suppose they'd prefer Floyd Mayweather? Strutter snapmares Brock out of the corner, and hits a seated dropkick from behind, then covers... 1... 2... NO! Kickout! Strutter lets Brock get to his feet in the corner, then poses for the crowd, which boos. He charges, but Brock catches him on a splash attempt, then turns, and executes a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE What a counter and suplex by Brock Ausstin! Amazing strength! COACH Especially after how long he's been beaten on in there! Brock struggles to his corner, as Felix does the same to his. Felix is able to make the tag to Alf, who rushes in and cuts off Brock at the last second. Alf stomps Brock a couple times, then executes a T-BONE SUPLEX~!! Cover... 1... 2... NO!!! Shoulder up! Alf scales the top rope from the inside...and attempts a MOONSAULT~! ...but Brock rolls out of the way, and MAKES THE TAG~! COLE Tag made, and TK is in there! TK catches Strutter coming in the ring, and hammers on him in the corner. He then catches Alf with a clothesline, before turning and flooring Strutter with another one! PRESS SLAM~! for Alf! COLE And Alf way up in the air... ...and DOWN! COLE ...and DOWN! COACH That's what Alf just said, Cole. Be original! TK then catches Strutter with a Fallaway slam~! Cover... 1... 2... NO!!! Shoulder up! Brock comes back and clotheslines Alf to the floor once again, then a double-team on Strutter commences. TK and Brock whip Strutter in, and catch him with a double elbow! Both men then signal for their finish, but argue over who should put it on. COACH Look at this, they can't decide who gets the win! Alf tries to sneak inside with a kendo stick, but the referee catches him, and he drops it. Brock then grabs it. COACH Oh, come on now, referee! COLE Referee busy putting Alf out of the ring, doesn't see that Brock now has possession of the kendo stick! TK holds Strutter up, and Brock measures...but Strutter escapes, and TK takes a shot to the gut! COLE And Brock hits his partner! Brock looks at TK for a minute, then sort of shrugs it off, before Strutter hits a low blow from behind...then hooks TK, and drills him with the THUNDER BAY THROTTLE~!!!!!11111 COLE And the Thunder Bay Throttle from Strutter! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COACH BIG win for the champion! BUFFER [i]Here are your winners...the team of ALFDOGG and "AFTER HOURS" FEEEEEELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXX SSSSSTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!![/i] Alf then rolls inside with a chair, shoving the referee aside, and delivers a shot to the back of Brock! COLE But that big win doesn't look to be enough for these two men! Strutter grabs the kendo stick, and he and Alf takes turns on TK and Brock. Strutter stops to pose...and Alf decks him with the chair! COACH WHOA! COLE Just like this Sunday! Every man for himself! Alf grabs Strutter's belt from the referee, then stands mid-ring with the three bodies laying around him, and raises it in the air as [i]Magnum Opus[/i] plays. COLE And this is his match, there been two of these type matches, and Alf has won both of them! Alf lays the belt across Strutter, and departs the ring. COLE Alfdogg sending a message to Felix Strutter, as well as all the other participants in the Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell III! COACH But Cole, we STILL don't know the sixth man! COLE We'll find out this Sunday from Memphis! Let's go to Josh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
