PROMO: Why I'm Here

[luke-o 0]

FADE UP

 

Luke-o is standing backstage, nothing special, nothing fancy. He is just here to tell it like it is.

 

"Many of you were suprised by my win two weeks ago, many of you were annoyed. Many of you turned your heads in anticipation, many of you cast it off as a fluke. Many of you believed, many of you were in disbelief. Then I got my first real challange, a singles match against MANSON. At last, my oppertunity to show not only SWF but the whole world that my debut win was no fluke. To show not only the SWF but the World that I am the best wrestler in any way shape or form. And what did I do? I pussyed out. I sat in my hotel room thinking to myself "I ain't got what it takes to be in SWF, I ain't got what it takes to be THE man of wrestling. I no showed STORM because I lost my belief in my ablility. So what did I do next? I did what any man who loses his faith, I drank myself stupid is what I did. I drinked that bar dry like the limey Brit that I am.

 

My girlfriend/manager/valet/buisness partner/best friend, Rosie "Red Lips" walked out on me.

 

And so I layed on my hotel floor, staring up at the ceiling, thinking over and over in my head on what my next step should be. Perhaps I could call my old man and get back into the printing game. Perhaps I could restart my acting career.

 

But instead, I saw what most alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity. I had what most other people call, an epiphany. Call it fate, call it luck, call it karma, call it what ever you want but I believe I was destined to no show STORM. And why? Because I needed to see the opportunity that I had been given. You realise what you had when it's taken away from you.

 

So listen up SWF. I am back. I am ready. I am in control. And I will be a champion. Because I am Luke-o. I am the high flying, death defying, heart stopping, body popping, undeniable, undefiable, non stop, 24/7 King of the Goddamn World. And no one is going to stop me."

 

FADE DOWN