The Best of Lilian Garcia's Fuck Ups!

[Guest]

My personal favorite was from July of last year at the Raw where WCW turned heel and the ECW invaded. She announces the five men on the WWF team with no problem, but, when it came to the WCW guys, overcome as she was with the awesome power of Mark Jindrak's name, she gave up completely, not even getting two whole names out. JR tried to cover for her, but it was obvious that Ms. Garcia was a dunderhead.

[Guest Raven_Effect01]

My personal favorite was from July of last year at the Raw where WCW turned heel and the ECW invaded. She announces the five men on the WWF team with no problem, but, when it came to the WCW guys, overcome as she was with the awesome power of Mark Jindrak's name, she gave up completely, not even getting two whole names out. JR tried to cover for her, but it was obvious that Ms. Garcia was a dunderhead.

Lillian Garcia announcing Torrie Wilson and "Hurricane" Helms coming out for an intergender tag team match last year during the Invasion angle:"From The Allowance...."

 

Lillian Garcia during any of the old APA's tag team matces:"THEEEEEEEEEE ACCOLADES!!"

[Guest JHawk]

From right after The Rock lostthe title to Austin:

 

"The World Wrestling Fe--um, The ROCK!"

[Guest Tha Cunnysmythe]

Making his way to the ring, he is the chairman of the World Wrestling Federation... Mince McMahon!

 

And I heard that she didn't give up on the Alliance's names, the mic was cut.

[Guest]

I vaguely remember hearing about Triple-H standing and staring at Lilian judgementally for an ungodly period of time after one of her fuck-ups, much to her embarassment.  Anyone remember the occasion?

[Guest]

And I heard that she didn't give up on the Alliance's names, the mic was cut.

 

That's what JR said. He ALSO said that "you need a scorecard to keep track of these guys"--which was in reference to the WCW wrestlers. If her mic was cut, it was because the two names she did get out she flubbed horribly, and not because of a technical difficulty.

[Guest AM The Kid]

"And the winner of this match...Chris Jericho!!!!"

   In a Jericho/Benoit match, Benoit actually won, they both were visibly laughing at her screwing up.

 

(Could have been the other way...meh)

[Guest AM The Kid]

My favorite Lilian moment was when she was interviewing the Rock. Where he goes on about the sexual tension between them, and asks Lilian if she wants some of the Rocks strudel. She's all over him, then "Whoa, whoa, whoa...Lilian! A little proffessionalism here."

[Guest]

Going back to the WCW InVasion match, one of the names she got out before the mic was cut was Chuck O'Hara.  She said it very hesitantly, knowing she was wrong.

 

I remember that Rock interview.  They boy is gold.

[Guest Shaved Bear]

ok, then why does she still have a job, and couldnt se call them APA then?

[Guest]

Well, she's prettier than Finkel and she has a good voice.  Isn't there a thread about this elsewhere on the board?

[Guest What?!]

I don't know who the Tag Team Champs were at the time, but it wasn't Edge and Christian. But that didn't stop...

 

"Coming to the ring, the WWF Tag Team Champions Edge and Christian".

[Guest Vyce]

ok, then why does she still have a job

 

Cause she's fucking hot.

 

I don't give a damn how many times she screws up, just as long as she keeps wearing those short skirts.

[Guest buffybeast]

ok, then why does she still have a job

 

Cause she's fucking hot.

 

I don't give a damn how many times she screws up, just as long as she keeps wearing those short skirts.

Beauty is certainly in the eye of the beholder.  Lilliain is hot?  With that horse face?  Ok.......

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

ok, then why does she still have a job

 

Cause she's fucking hot.

 

I don't give a damn how many times she screws up, just as long as she keeps wearing those short skirts.

Beauty is certainly in the eye of the beholder.  Lilliain is hot?  With that horse face?  Ok.......

LOL...

 

Lillian slaughtered EVERY WCW wrestler.

 

Hell, the only one she ever gets right is Chris Jericho.

 

 

[old smark joke]And that's because she calls everyone that. [/old smark joke]

[Guest]

Lilliain is hot?  With that horse face?  Ok

 

For someone who finds hairy tubs of shit a turn-on, you have very little room to talk.

[Guest buffybeast]

Lilliain is hot?  With that horse face?  Ok

 

For someone who finds hairy tubs of shit a turn-on, you have very little room to talk.

LOL, hairy tub of shit?  Albert is hairy, yes.  But a tub of shit?  I don't think so..

 

 

Seriously, I've read a Byte this transcript where Heyman and Taz all but called Lillian a horse face.  She does have a very pronounced jaw.  She is cute.  But hot?  Mmmm, no.

[Guest treble charged]

I feel sorry for Lilian.  When she goes into the ring to announce a match, EVERYONE whistles.  If I was a woman, that would make me uncomfortable.

[Guest Just call me Dan]

Go back and watch the last Tough Enough 2 Episode. Lillian fucks up the show's name on her first try! She has to say it twice. Idiot.

 

Nothing touches "Sometimes, it's just not worse the rithk"

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

[Guest Redhawk]

One time Edge came out for a singles match. He had made his way to the ring before Lilian finsihed introducing him, so when he got in the ring he did something that made her laugh right in the middle of her intro.

 

And on a related note, I thought I noticed some sexual tension between Lilian and RVD a few months back. Like he'd enter, and she'd just seem "mesmermized" (to paraphrase Steiner) by him, giving him little winks and stuff.

[Guest Anglesault]

If I was a woman, that would make me uncomfortable.

Well,...

 

Nah, it's too easy.

[Guest]

If I was a woman, that would make me uncomfortable.

Well,...

 

Nah, it's too easy.

Muahahaha, Sault I was about to say the same thing.

[Guest Tha Cunnysmythe]

And on a related note, I thought I noticed some sexual tension between Lilian and RVD a few months back. Like he'd enter, and she'd just seem "mesmermized" (to paraphrase Steiner) by him, giving him little winks and stuff.

 

I thought I was the only one who noticed that. And isn't the wench married?

[Guest Nezbyte]

RVD's married, dont know about anyone else...

 

Wench, i havent heard that in a few days ...

[Guest Tha Cunnysmythe]

One of my favourite words.

[Guest Flyboy]

And on a related note, I thought I noticed some sexual tension between Lilian and RVD a few months back. Like he'd enter, and she'd just seem "mesmermized" (to paraphrase Steiner) by him, giving him little winks and stuff.

 

I thought I was the only one who noticed that.

Yeah, I also noticed it. It seems like she just stares at him when he enters the ring... hee-hee.

[Guest Some Guy]

She and Edge do the sane thing as well.

 

I still can't figure out why they stopped using the Fink, When Lillian was first hired it was quite apparent that she had no fucking clue who anyone on the roster was or what the titles were called or how a match ends or public speaking ability or....... Now she still doesn't 3 years later.

[Guest Angle-plex]

Nothing touches "Sometimes, it's just not worse the rithk"

 

HAHAHAHAHA!

 

For a good laugh, I personally like Tank Abotts comments to Nash:

 

"Hey, I want somone big...and sexy!" ::crowd is shocked::

 

And Lillian sucks. Badly.

[Guest Tha Cunnysmythe]

Bollocks. She clearly sucks well, or she'd be out of a job by now.

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

Bollocks. She clearly sucks well, or she'd be out of a job by now.

 

also, i hear she does some singing or something outside the wwe. by having her emplyed, im sure the wwe would find some way to make some money off her should she ever crack the mainstream market, just like the have with rock.