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Guest AlwaysPissedOff
Posted

I hate when one of my better posts gets no-sold...

 

DAMMIT!

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Aww, sorry APO, that post was gold, and if I wasn't having so much fun annoying Anglesault, I'd have commended you on it long ago.

 

Anglesault wants to be a mod, speaking of mods...

 

Dames is a Liliputian pillar of sand of sexiness!

Guest AlwaysPissedOff
Posted

LOL! Well, I kinda did the same thing by not commending you on that AWESOME flame to Zacalex in my thread. It was that good, dude.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

But was it THAT DAMN GOOD, like Anglesault is trying to be in his Mod thread?

Guest AlwaysPissedOff
Posted

Hahaha!!! Yes indeed, it was.

 

Now all you need to do is tear a quad, roid up for 8 months, comeback, squash Angle and you'd be set...

Guest One Bad Apple
Posted
When I saw the topic, all that came to mind were racist death threats, sorry.

That was perfection.

Guest LesnarLunatic
Posted

Let me tell you this, if I can flame, I will flame in style.

 

FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM? DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER! I'LL SNAP YOUR FUCKING ARM AND FUCKING HIT YOU WITH IT! DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING STALK MY WIFE AGAIN, FUCKER, OR YOU WILL FEEEEEEEELLLL THE BAAAANNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!

 

Oh, sorry, I just morphed into DDP for a moment there.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

(insert Mod here) eats poop.

 

(insert Mod here) likes to drop the soap.

 

(insert Mod here) is a total femme.

 

(insert Mod here) is a lumberjack and he's okay, he sleeps all night and he works all day. He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press wildflowers. He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars.

 

(insert Mod here) cuts down trees, he wears high heels, suspendees and a bra. Oh, he wishes he was a girlie, just like his dear papa.

 

(insert Mod here) jumped off a bridge because his friend did it too.

 

(insert Mod here) smells like old paper and has a similar skin complexion.

Guest zacalex919130
Posted
LOL! Well, I kinda did the same thing by not commending you on that AWESOME flame to Zacalex in my thread. It was that good, dude.

Your flames are dumb you bitch. Go eat a dick and some shit you whore.

Guest zacalex919130
Posted
But Zacalex, everyone hates you. boid.gif

I know some people who don't hate me. They are Drury37, nWoScorpion and RetroRob215.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

"Your flames are dumb you bitch. Go eat a dick and some shit you whore."

 

Ah, I see. There weren't any pictures on my thread. I apologize. I'll make sure there are lots of pictures with bright colors a la The Little Engine That Could so as to convince you of the merit of my insults. With that out of the way, I will flame you the same as I flamed (insert Mod here).

 

Zacalex90210 eats poop.

 

Zacalex90210 fantasizes about Phil Collins.

 

Zacalex90210 intercepts the mighty meat missile whenever possible.

 

Zacalex90210 launches his pocket rocket into an awaiting brown spaceport as a routine mission.

 

Zacalex90210 is a female dog.

 

Zacalex90210 is a bitch.

 

Zacalex90210 is a bitch with a nasty case of oral herpes.

 

Zacalex90210 has fiery gonnorhea.

 

Zacalex90210 has none of the above diseases, because he has not touched a woman since that time a couple of months ago when he instinctively dove for the crotch of a teacher facefirst, satisfying some primal urge to touch his lips to that of a male phallus. He was sent to his room without dessert and no further incident has occurred... yet.

 

Would you PLEASE just give up? You're getting killed by everyone.

Guest zacalex919130
Posted

Dogs can't use the computer. What you said about me isn't true. So shut up you bitch. I am a human.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

(watches flame fly a mile over 90210's head)

 

Retard, female dogs ARE bitches. I simply said the same thing twice. DAMN, you're almost comically stupid.

 

Your new name: Luke Perry.

 

Why? Because I feel like it and I own you, so there's really no discussion about it, 90210 Boy.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

I'm actually convinced that you're really an intelligent person who decided that it'd be a lark to register on a message board and live out the life of a total idiot to see how it feels. There is no possible way any consciously aware of themselves human being could be as banal and stupid.

 

Now go move your BMW out of my spot, Luke. Other people need to park too.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

What Luke? I wasn't paying attention.

Guest zacalex919130
Posted

My real name is Zachary Adam Carey.

Guest AlwaysPissedOff
Posted

Kotzen, seriously, you fucking OWN~! when flaming, man. Please do it more often.

Guest LesnarLunatic
Posted

gay queer? isn't that redundant?

 

You know all the kids look to you for inspiration in flaming and you're giving them bad grammar, you fucking cockmonkey.

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