alfdogg 0 Report post Posted October 25, 2007 The lights dim, then begin going crazy, as if a virus has infected them, randomly jerking around the arena, frantically changing colors and turning off and on. It’s as if a bad anime scene has come to life. COLE The Heartland champion about to make his appearance! Loud scratching fills the airwave, as if a DJ has lost their mind and is attempting to break their equipment. In-between the rips, legitimate music kicks on, of a Southern, heavy metal nature. I ask you please just give us/ Five Minutes Alone.” The lights continue to dart and flash as the music leaves and the scratching continues, only to come back again, now of a hip-hop nature. White America/ I could be one of your kids.” The rap fades out and the scratching continues, at an even greater pace, until music comes back, now of a hardcore variety. Final Prayer/ Final prayer for the human race.” The music leaves once again and the scratches reach their apex, before the sound cuts out and the arena goes pitch black. A single spotlight appears on the stage, the only light in the darkened arena. People look towards the light, but see nothing. Then People = Shit by Slipknot hits. HERE WE GO AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER! A figure punches through the curtains, wearing torn black jeans, a sleeveless black t-shirt, and two bandanas, one over his face and the other over his head. His hands are taped up, with a red "X" on the back of each of them. BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a title-for-title match! Introducing first, hailing from South of Heaven...weighing in at 220 pounds...he is the OAOAST Heartland champion...SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNDMMMMMMAAAAAAAAA AAAANNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNE THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND!!!!![/i] COLE And as Michael Buffer just said, both Sandman's and Reject's titles are on the line in this match, just six days before Sandman defends against "After Hours" Felix Strutter at the Halloween Spectacular! Sandman walks slowly down the aisle, then climbs into the ring, removing his bandanas, and calmly waits as [i]Renegade[/i] hits and Reject makes his way through the curtains, to the boos of the crowd. COLE And here comes his opponent! BUFFER [i]His opponent, hailing from the Bronx, weighing in at 235 pounds...he is the OAOAST International champion of the WORLD...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJECT!!!!![/i] COACH And Cole, even if Sandman does win this match, how much will he have for Felix in six days? COLE Only time will tell! Reject rolls into the ring and poses on the buckles with his belt, then hands it to the referee. As Sandman hands his to the referee, Reject attempts to attack from behind, but Sandman sees it coming, and ducks, then starts delivering right hands! *DING DING DING* COACH Here we go! Sandman whips Reject into the ropes, then backs into the ropes himself, and catches him with a flying forearm! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Sandman catches Reject with an inverted atomic drop, followed by a big headbutt which sends him down to the canvas! He then backs into the ropes as Reject gets to his feet, and catches him with a flying bodypress! 1... 2... Kickout! Reject quickly slides to the outside, and slaps the apron in frustration. He walks around the ring, taking a count, then climbs onto the apron and starts jawing with ringsiders. COLE Reject really taking his time getting back in there... Reject finally climbs back inside, and moves in for a tieup. Reject gets in a knee to the gut, then a right hand, and a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Reject scoops up Sandman, but Sandman slides behind the back, and shoves Reject into the ropes for a reverse sunset flip, but Reject hooks the ropes to block! COLE And a nice block by Reject right there! Reject takes more time to play to the fans, however, and Sandman dropkicks him from behind, sending him over the top to the floor! COLE But Sandman stays with it, and Reject out to the floor again! Reject stalls some more, then jaws with the fans from the apron once again, and Sandman pulls him back inside the hard way! Sandman then throws forearms at Reject, backing him into the ropes, as the referee moves him away. Sandman moves the referee out of the way, and charges...but Reject backdrops him to the floor! COACH Good move! COLE Sandman all the way out to the floor! Reject follows Sandman out, and tosses him back inside. He stomps away at him on the mat, then chokes away, breaking at the referee's four-count. The referee backs him off, and Reject poses to the crowd, drawing boos. He then lifts Sandman in the corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Reject whips Sandman across the ring. Sandman ducks a clothesline, then Reject drops down, and catches him with a spinning wheel kick! COLE Wow, what a spinning kick by Reject! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject drops a fist on Sandman, then climbs to the top rope. He waits for Sandman to get to his feet...and hits a MISSILE DROPKICK~! COACH Yeah! COLE Big dropkick! 1... 2... Kickout! COACH Oh, here we go again, Hebner! Reject argues with the referee for a bit, then executes a FISHERMAN'S BUSTER~! 1... 2... NO! Kickout! Reject gets right up in Hebner's face this time, long enough for Sandman to roll him up from behind! 1... 2... Kickout! Reject quickly knocks Sandman back to the mat, then picks him up and tosses him to the floor. He taunts the crowd once again as Hebner counts. Once Hebner gets close, Reject goes out and gets Sandman, tossing him back inside. He drops another fist on him, then goes to the top rope. COLE And Reject going upstairs! COACH Could be his big elbow! Reject gets his balance, but instead goes for a SOMERSAULT SENTON~!...but Sandman rolls out of the way! COLE Nobody home! Both men lay on the mat, as the referee counts... 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! Sandman sits up, and starts to get to his feet. Reject follows, and charges Sandman as he gets up in the corner, but Sandman moves out of the way! He then grabs Reject from behind, and delivers a back suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Sandman delivers BOOT SCRAPES~! to Reject as he lays on the mat, then picks him up, and executes a snapmare, followed by a seated dropkick! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Sandman picks Reject up, putting him in a standing headscissors. He lifts him overhead, over his back...and drops with the WIDOW'S PEAK~! COACH Oh no! COLE That could be it! 1... 2... NO!!! Shoulder up! COLE And Reject, to his credit, keeps on fighting! Sandman goes to pick him up again, but Reject goes to the eyes. COACH And still thinking offense! Sandman staggers back into the ropes, and Reject charges, but gets dumped over the top! Reject catches himself on the apron, but Sandman knocks him to the floor with a YAKUZA KICK~! COLE BIG kick from Sandman, and Reject to the outside! Sandman backs into the ropes, and leaps out with a HANDS-FREE SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~! COLE And Sandman flies to the outside! Sandman delivers some right hands, then rolls back inside. Reject slowly crawls to the apron, and Sandman tries to pull him in, but the referee steps in between and backs Sandman off. This gives Reject time to go into his tights. COLE Uh-oh, Reject could have some sort of foreign object here... Reject applies a set of brass knuckles, as Sandman makes his way back over, and takes a big swing, which Sandman ducks, and tries to bring him in with a back suplex, but Reject pops him with the knucks! COLE I don't think the referee noticed it! 1... 2... NO!!! Shoulder up! COACH Come ON, ref! Reject gets to his feet, and backs Hebner into a corner. Sandman works his way to his feet, and charges, but Reject moves, and shoves Sandman into Hebner! COLE And Earl Hebner gets sandwiched there between Sandman and the buckles! Sandman turns around, and gets caught with the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE EULOGY~! Reject with the cover... Hebner crawls slowly over, then calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* COACH What's going on? Reject gets to his knees, and Hebner grabs his hand, which still has the knucks on it, then points to them and waves his arms before conferring with Buffer. BUFFER [i]The winner of the match, as a result of a disqualification...SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNDMMMMMMA AAAAAAAA AAAANNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNE THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND!!!!![/i] COACH Where the hell do you come up with that? Reject gets to his feet and walks over to Hebner, who pleads his case, and Reject nods his head in agreement, then turns to walk away...but instead suddenly delivers the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 to Hebner! COLE And now the Eulogy on Earl Hebner! COACH Good, he deserves it! Sandman then slugs away at Reject, taking him down to the mat, when Felix Strutter runs to the ring... COLE And here comes Felix Strutter... COACH Oh my GOD... COLE ...and look who's behind him! Stalking to the ring behind Strutter is none other than DEON BLACK! COLE It's that MONSTER, the Manitoba Mammoth, Deon Black! We haven't seen him in MONTHS! COACH Felix said he had a big surprise tonight, and it don't get no bigger than this man! Black steps over the top rope, and grabs Sandman, knocking him to the mat with a headbutt! Reject heads down the aisle as Black continues to hammer away. COACH Look at the size of this man, Cole! Black goozles Sandman, and executes a BIG chokeslam! COLE One-armed chokeslam! Black then picks up Sandman again, and scoops him up onto this shoulders...then brings him around for the SWAN RIVER SLAM~!!!!!11111 COLE What a devastating maneuver! Black slowly gets to his feet, and holds his arms out as the crowd boos. Strutter poses along with him as [i]Girls, Girls, Girls[/i] plays. COLE This MONSTER has come back to the OAOAST and has decimated the Heartland champion here tonight! What does this mean for the Halloween Spectacular? Black and Strutter continue to taunt the crowd as the camera cuts to the back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
