CLASS IS IN SESSION CARD

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The SWF is heading home, back from the West Coast and away towards its spiritual residence in Chicago... but to get there we have to go through some cold, cold places. One of them is Oregon, where the SWF stops next!

MAIN EVENT
SWF World Heavyweight Title
TOXXIC © vs. 'THE DEAN OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING' JAY HAWKE
Class is in session... or at least, Jay Hawke hopes so. The Dean suffered a loss at All Hallows to Va'aiga, the returning Maori Badass, but on the basis that Landon knows Hawke can put in a much better performance if he actually knows who his opponent is ahead of time and the sterling service he's delivered to the company in the past, he gets a World Title shot tonight. Meanwhile Toxxic is still one-half of the Tag Team Champions thanks to Austin Sly and the Bootheel Stretch, so the Straight-Edge Sensation is riding high. Can Hawke bring him back down to earth with a bump? Will the Englishman make his first successful title defence of his historic fifth run? Who, if anyone, will the fans cheer for?

Rules: Standard single
Word Limit: 6000
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#1 Contenders Match
'THE SUPERIOR ONE' TOM FLESHER vs. JOHNNY 'THE BARRACUDA' DANGEROUS
Both these men have got a point to prove. Johnny lost the World Title at Genesis and his attempt to regain the Tag Titles with his partner the Wildchild failed as well, but the Barracuda is nothing if not determined and he wants to show that he's still main-event calibre. Tom Flesher on the other hand is a man whose main-event calibre can never really be in doubt... although these days his physical condition might be. Regardless, despite disliking both these men intently Commissioner Maddix believes in fair play, and so two of the best singles competitors in the SWF are squaring off to find out who will face the winner of Toxxic/Jay Hawke.

Rules: Standard single
Word Limit: 5500
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SUBMISSIONS MATCH
SWF New Blood Title
MICHAEL ALEXANDER © vs. THE FABULOUS JAKEY
Michael Alexander made his first defence of the New Blood Title at All Hallows, and a successful one it was too as he beat off the challenge of Leon Sharpe. Now he faces a new challenge as two-time Cruiserweight Champion The Fabulous Jakey seeks to divest him of the belt. It's easy to forget that Jakey is still in his rookie year, thereby qualifying for the belt, and if he were to amass the three successful defences needed he could use the resulting title shot to challenge for any belt he pleased, even the World Title currently held by his stablemate Toxxic... but for now he needs to worry about the supremely impressive Mad Scientist Of The Mat. Alexander has been complaining about the quality of his opponents (big surprise) and wanted the chance to wrestle a match. Well, he'll get his chance as, in the spirit of having the New Blood Title try out different stipulations, this defence will be a submissions match!

Rules: Submissions match. Count-outs and disqualification are in effect, so no hitting people with chairs and then winning with a rear chinlock, because that shit is lame. The only way to win is by making your opponent submit or pass out in a submission.
Word Limit: 5000
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'THE MAORI BADASS' VA'AIGA and DACE F'N NIGHT vs. THE ANDERSENS (ARNE & OLAF)
So, Landon Maddix remembers that Va'aiga and Dace Night used to be a damn good tag team once upon a time. However, it seems that perhaps the Commissioner's memory doesn't stretch to recalling the fact that the team broke up when the Maori Badass debuted the Va'aiga Stinger and dropped Dace on his head, leading to him going off and forming the Unnamed. Well, that was four years ago... but has time healed this particular wound? Dace fell foul of President Ramu at the last show while Va'aiga came back in spectacular fashion by defeating Jay Hawke. They have a chance to raise their respective profiles tonight by taking on half of the Four Norsemen, but will they be able to get along?

Rules: Standard tag. Use the ring ropes.
Word Limit: 4000
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CRUISERWEIGHT RULES MATCH
WILDCHILD© vs. DANCE DANCE DRAGON
(Non-title)
Despite certain misgivings, Dance Dance Dragon didn't do too badly in his debut outing, as his team with Chris Raynor got the better of former Commissioner Tom Flesher and former SWF Cruisereweight Champion The Fabulous Jakey. With his 'Newbie Killer' leading to a pinfall win over the former champ, Dance Dance Dragon has been thrust into a match with possibly the best pound-for-pound competitor in the SWF today, the current Cruiserweight Champion Wildchild. This match is non-title, but a win for D3 would not only bring a welcome boost to the paycheck but also put him in contention for a shot in the future.

Rules: Cruiserweight Rules - no throwing an opponent over the top rope, twenty count on the outside.
Word Limit: 5000
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HARDCORE MATCH
ARCH GRIFFON vs. CHRISTIAN BLACKWELL
Arch Griffon has been hulking around recently looking for a fight - it looks like he might have one in the form of the returning Christian Blackwell, who has been absent from the SWF for several years. Everything is legal in this match, which might be a re-baptism of fire for Blackwell, or will the big Australian come back with all guns blazing and take out Griffon?

Rules: Hardcore
Word limit: 4500
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GUESS WHO? PART II
'THE BEMANI CROSS WIZARD' CED ORDONEZ vs. ???
Poor Ced. The former Tag Team Champion has been on hard times of late... well, the last couple of years... but hey, he still has a job. Unfortunately this job largely consists of being beaten about by whoever's coming up the ladder this month, and tonight may well be no exception. Commissioner Maddix has managed to secure the services of not one by two unnamed competitors for Class Is In Session, and Ced play the part of welcoming committee to the second. We assume it's a returnee (since a debutant is not worth keeping a mystery), but who could it be...?

Rules: Standard single
Word limit: 4000
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HARDCORE MATCH
MANSON vs. AUSTIN SLY©
The Raging Bull is back, and MANSON looks to be as batshit crazy as ever. The rules might favour MANSON but Austin Sly can hold his own in any given situation, so it will be interesting to see how this one pans out. Slaughterhouse/5 are doubtless chomping at the bit for a tag title shot as well, and Sly holds one of the belts - will MANSON be able to boost his team's morale by taking out one of the tag champions, or will Sly carry on his roll from All Hallows and defeat MANSON as well?

Rules: Hardcore
Word Limit: 4500
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FIRST FALL TO A WINNER
'HOLLYWOOD' SPIKE JENKINS vs. LUKE-O vs. 'THE PALADIN' CHANCE SILVER vs. CRAIG McLENNAN vs. TOD DEKINDES
Lord help us all, Craig McLennan actually won a match! He beat the returning Christian Fury, and as such might even be considered the favourite coming into this match if it weren't for the fact that Spike Jenkins has arrived back in the SWF as well. Hollywood's last run met with mixed success but you can never count him out. Chance Silver and Tod deKindes might as well be there to make up the numbers on recent showings, while Luke-O started promisingly but has failed to deliver following his debut. If the Londoner doesn't deliver something soon he may well find himself in the same boat as a couple of tonight's opponents.

Rules: Five-way dance. Everyone in the ring at once, first fall or submission wins.
Word Limit: 5000
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GUESS WHO? PART I
CHRISTIAN FURY vs. ???
Fury's back, but maybe he should have stuck to playing X-Box as he found himself taking the three count from Craig McLennan. As a result he's still stuck curtain-jerking for the second show of the SWF's new era, and his opponent is going to be a mystery as well. Will Fury have a prayer against someone he has no time to prepare for? He got a couple of days for McLennan, after all. Only time will tell, but Maddix has high hopes for this one.

Rules: Standard single
Word Limit: 5000
Send to: Toxxic


(Landon tends to disappear at weekends so I just booked and put the matches up without doing the Smarkwire. Sorry for the lack of flair, but at least everyone knows where they stand now)

Edited November 4, 2007 by King Cucaracha