alfdogg 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2007 Several OAOAST superstars are shown in a cafeteria, with much chatter going on. The camera pans across a long table featuring several turkeys, along with assorted amounts of side dishes. Once it gets to the end of the table, the massive hand of Deon Black palms a turkey and takes a huge bite out of it, then sets it back on the table. Thunderkid is standing at the table, and he looks down at the turkey, then back at Black who is walking away. Spanish Fly is sitting at a table with Colombian Heat and Jamie O'Hara, when Felix Strutter approaches the table along with the Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew. STRUTTER Look at this guy, man...our turkey last year was bigger than this guy! The SCMs laugh along with Felix. LUCIUS Look, man, he's finally grown out of his booster seat! At this point, Colombian Heat emerges from his seat, and Fly restrains him. FLY Come on, bro, save it for the match tonight! HEAT Yeah, that's right, playa...Y'all are gonna go down tonight, in more ways than one! RICO You guys are in big trouble, we eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast! O'HARA You eat pieces of shit for breakfast??? HEAT/FLY :lol: *awkward pause* RICO ...NO! The HWC hastily walk away. Pan around to some more tables, when suddenly... [b]FUCKHEAD SHITFACE COCKSUCKER, ASSHOLE SONOFABITCH![/b] The cafeteria grows silent, as the camera cuts over to the table where Vinny Valentine sits with his head in his hand, next to Tony Tourette. The camera pans around to several tables, as Leon Rodez, Brock Ausstin, the Heavenly Rockers, and Jesse Ventura sit stunned. Alfdogg is shown at his table, working on a piece of cherry pie, then realizing he's on camera, dropping his fork and quickly feigning the same stunned look. The camera then pans back to Leon, who decides to join in. SCUM-SUCKING MOTHERFUCKING WHORE!!! The whole room then turns and looks at Leon, who looks slightly embarrased at first, then cracks a grin. Jumbo is shown behind Leon in the background, at a table near the entrance with Deuce and Denzel Spencer. JUMBO (pumping his fists at his sides) COCK! COCK! JISM, GRANDMA, COCK! Jumbo laughs and high-fives Deuce. TONY TOURETTE DOG-SHIT TACO~! Everyone starts to talk again, which makes Vinny start to get comfortable. O'HARA BUMFUCK TURD, FART...CUNT, PISS, SHIT...BUGGER, and BALLS! HEAT/FLY :lol: Michael Cole is sitting at a table with the rest of the announcers, including Ventura and Coach who are sitting around him egging him on. COLE DAMMIT...HELL...CRAP... ... ...SHIT~! Jesse and Coach laugh, then high-five each other. TONY SHIT-FACE COCKMASTER~! VINNY FELLATIO, CUNNILINGUS, FRENCH-KISSING! Vinny looks around some more, as the room has grown silent again. VINNY ...Rimjob! ENTIRE ROOM :lol: MAGGIE NERDLY YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING BITCH! ROOM :o The reason for the :o is because Jade Rodez has just walked into the room, late for the meal, and thus thinks the "insult" is directed at her. JADE Fuck [i]you,[/i] you carwash CUNT! I had a DENTAL APPOINTMENT! ALF ...on Thanksgiving? Jade picks up a bowl of cranberries from the nearest table, and tosses them across the room, landing directly on the top of Maggie's head! Jumbo then stands up. JUMBO Those were my cranberries, you whore! Jade then grabs a turkey and swings it backwards, hitting Jumbo in a very tender spot. JADE How are your cranberries now? Jade then slams the turkey onto Jumbo's head. Alf grabs a bowl of punch, and dumps the contents on top of Colombian Heat. Fly then jumps onto the table. FLY [size="7"]FOOD FIGHT![/size] Logan Mann lets Thunderkid have it with a full plate of corn and potatoes, while Team Heyross sneaks up on Holly-wood and delivers a pumpkin and blueberry pie to each respective side of her face! Holly is in shock, and starts wildly throwing dinner rolls, not caring who she hits. Fly jumps onto the back of Deon Black and sprays whipped cream from a can into his eyes, which somehow blinds him. (srsly, it's whipped cream, just wipe that shit out, lol.) He grabs Strutter's face in his blinded fury and shoves into a bowl of green bean casserole. D*LUX then starts hammering him on the back with turkeys. Suddenly, and inexplicably, [i]Black Sweat[/i] plays throughout the cafeteria. Everyone stops and looks around, as MISTER Warrior runs into the room. He runs three laps around the cafeteria (slipping in a pile of mashed potatoes on his second lap, but that doesn't stop him because he's MISTER Warrior), then does a BIG SPLASH onto the table of food, sending it everywhere. LEON OH NO! JADE OH NO! ALF OH NO! VINNY OH NO! COLE OH NO! JUMBO (holding a pitcher of Kool-Aid) OH YEAH! The room pauses once again, and stares at Jumbo. He looks around, then dumps the contents of the pitcher (cherry, in case you're wondering) onto Jade's head, and runs out of the room. Jade gives chase, and then the food fight resumes, as the camera pulls out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
