Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2007 Just a filler match in case the show isn't very long. [i]Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?[/i] Gold lights flash on and off around the entrance way as Beck's 90's classic, Loser seeps through the arena. As the entrance doors part, the biggest losers in OAOAST history, Los Conquistadors strut from the backstage area. Though they may be inclined to perform some entry way theatrics, they're hurried down the ramp by pushy production assistants, who say there's not enough time for an entrance that lasts longer then ten seconds! And when they see Los Conquistadors walking down the ramp, they furiously order them to [i]RUN[/i] so as not to take away time from the [b]important wrestlers[/b]. COACH Hahah! Even the zit faced interns clown on these suckas! [i]Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?[/i] BUFFER The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall with.. [b]WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM FOR A VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT[/B] [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6QlFEL1Nfs[/video] Los Conquistadors are well past the state of disbelief that their entrance has been cut off to display a clip of a twelve year old smacking himself in the nuts. But the more pressing issue becomes that not a soul in the arena seems to care about their highly humiliating plight. They're left to only preach to the choir, complaining about a company that has deemed then less important then a teenager's testicles. COACH If Los Conquistadors ever became trapped in quicksand, not only would Lassie not run for help, but she'd whack them a few times with a severed branch to make sure he sunk properly. Dudes is lame. COLE Yes, well, the last time Los Conquistadors were allowed on HeldDOWN they lost to Holly-Wood and Melody Nerdly. Since then they've been banished to our Syndicated programing where they've been handed losses from everyone from the Christ Air Express, The Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew, and James Riggs by himself. Now here is there chance to make good with a worldwide audience. Through the loud speakers emerges the somber piano keys of Cold War Kids' Hospital Beds. Hard pounding drum beats join it, melded with equally distressed vocals. [i]Tell me the story of how you ended up here I've heard it all in the hospital Nurses are fussin' Doctors on tour Somewhere in India I got one friend layin' across from me I did not choose him, he did not choose me We've got no chance of recovering Sharing hospital Joy and misery Joy and misery Joy and misery[/i] The proud owners of this STUPENDOUS entrance music, Rescue 911 step through the entrance doors to a small round of polite applause. Outfitted in black trunks and red boots, and elbow pads, EMT Tim nods to the audience before heading towards the ring. His partner stares from behind thick rimmed sunglasses, clad in a pink and white Hawaiian t-shirt, and khaki pants. He then pumps his fist and joins his partner in the trip to the ring. BUFFER The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall with a televised time limit of fifteen minutes...now making their way to the ring representing the OAOAST First Responders Unit, introducing first from New York City Detective Bosley, and his partner from Peoria, Illinois, EMT Tim Cash, together they are RESCUE-NINE-ONE-ONE! The poor men in gold find themselves treated with even greater disrespect, when they see that the production assistants not only don't rush them down the ramp as if they were Olympic sprinters, but they also offer them complimentary drink service! COLE Gotta love Rescue 911! Two guys who always do things the right way and the honest way. It seems like we could use a few more of their type on the roster. Eh, Coach? COACH Yeah, if we want to go out of business in six months. DING DING Cash begins the match squaring off against Uno. Having no desire to play by any sort of rules, Uno attempts to draw first blood through the use of a kick to the balls! Thankfully, the EMT catches the boot before it collides with his testicles. He gives the Conquistadors a stern warning about the low blow, which provides Dos with the distraction needed to sneak into the ring, and neckrbeaker him to the canvas! COLE Foul play! Bosley shares simillar and more vulgar sentiments, as he leans through the ropes, trying to get at the golden twins. He's held off by referee Billy Silverman, which allows the Mexican duo to double team Cash with a pair of elbow drops. Right after their strike connects, Dos scampers out of the ring, leaving Uno to make a clean pin... ONE TWO Cash kicks out of the pinfall, drawing a small cheer from the sold out audience. He leaps to his feet under his own power and begins trading strikes with the winless grappler. Understanding that he has zero chance of besting the EMT in a brawl, Uno cheats once again and eye rakes Cash. With his opponent blinded for the moment, Uno is free to retreat to his corner and bring Dos into the affair. Making his first legal appearance into the match, Dos upends the Perioa native with a running cross body block. However, any possibilities of a pin are snuffed out when Cash reverses it into a pinfall of his own... ONE TWO But, Dos kicks out! He's not out of the woods yet, though, as Cash drags him into his corner and applies the tag with Detective Bosley. Together they trap Dos into a double front facelock and raise him into the skies for a vertical suplex! But the eternal jobber manages to slip free of their grasp, landing behind them on the ring apron. Stunned, Cash is powerless to stop Dos from slamming his face into the turnbuckles. With Cash incapacitated, Dos succeeds in overtaking Bosley with a sunset flip! ONE TWO But, Pigley kicks out, and does not look entirely pleased with Dos' antics. But before he gets a chance to prove just how angry he truly is, Dos takes him off his feet with a leg sweep! As Bosley quickly rises to deal with these annoying combatants, Dos has already applied the tag to Uno. Joining their hands, they manage to surge at the New Yorker with a double lariat. But he ducks beneath their arms, and runs the ropes, returning with his mind set on a lariat of his own! But the Mexicans move a hair too quick for him and floor him with a double dropkick! COLE Wow Los Conquistadors aren't looking so bad right now! COACH Give it time. Give it time. After exchanging a high five, Dos leaves the ring. Uno is left to pepper Bosley with stomps, but after the third one becomes distracted by Cash's presence on the ring ropes. Moving with amazing speed, he launches his elbow into Cash's forehead, blasting him from the apron. As a couple fans boo the cheap shot, Dos returns to bulldoze the Detective with a running forearm smash. But Bosley is waiting for his arrival and drags him down to the canvas with an armbar takedown! However the super-agile luchadore quickly kips out of the submission hold, and runs to make a tag with his partner. COLE Lots and lots of tags from Los Conquistadors. Maybe this is their new strategy! Rather then enter the ring, Dos speedily ventures atop the turnbuckle, and flies off with a spinning wheel kick! But Bosley ducks bellow the descending missile, leaving the poor luchadore to crash and burn into the canvas! COACH I told you to give it time. And here it is. Clutching his wounded back, Dos valiantly battles to his feet. But all his achievements end there, as Bosley drives him downwards with a Serving Hard Time (Bossman Slam)! Bosley reaches forward and hooks the leg for the crucial pinfall... ONE TWO BROKEN UP BY UNO! Uno begins hammering Bosley with punches, even as the officer of the law begins to stand. Though he's more then capable of handling Dos by himself, Bosley is given some helpful assistance by his partner who nails him with punches of his own. Unable to resist the dual police brutality, Uno is reduced into a whimpering wreck. That's just perfect for Detective Bosley who hits him with his NYPD-DT (Suplex into a DDT)! As Cash leans against the ropes, celebrating the upcoming victory, the referee counts the pinfall.. ONE! TWO! THREE! Bosley immediately dismounts Dos and gives his partner a warm hug for their accomplishment. BUFFER The winners of this match as a result of pinfall...RESCUE 911 COLE Not a bad showing for Rescue 911! After spending most of 2007 on the losing end, Rescue 911 is closing out the year very strongly, riding a six match winning streak. And with the Anderson Cup starting in January, you have to wonder if they can carry that momentum over into such an important tournament. COACH Rescue 911 beats little kids from OAOVW, and Los Conquistadors for their wins. That tournament will probably feature the likes of The Beverly Hills Blonds, Team Heyross, The Christ Air Express. So, you're answer is a big fat no. Who even knows if Rescue 911 will be allowed into the tournament? [size="3"][b][color="#0000FF"]Your One and Only New Year's Celebration[/color][/b][/size] [IMG=http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/Portfree/newyears2.jpg] [size="3"][b][color="#696969"]January 3, 2008-Monterrey, Mexico[/color][/b][/size] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
