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Since no one has called opening segment yet, I'd like this to go there. However, if someone does request opening segment between now and then, they can have it and this can be pushed back.

 

[i]Renegade[/i] hits, and Reject makes his way through the curtains, to the boos of the crowd, followed by the Burrough Boys.

COLE
And the International World champion making his way to the ring!

COACH
And you know he's got a lot of interesting things to say, Cole!

COLE
Reject coming off of a successful defense of his title at November Reign, defeating Denzel Spencer!

Reject steps into the ring and raises his belt in the air, then grabs a mic from ringside.

REJECT
First I need to get something off my chest.  The OAOAST scheduling manager is [i]really[/i] scraping the bottom of the barrel lately.  Who the hell books a live HeldDOWN~! from Tacoma, Washington?

*crowd boos*

REJECT
Here I am, waiting to gloat about my successful title defense at November Reign, and we get a run of shows in the [i]Pacific Northwest[/i] to do it in?  Although, I guess, Washington does deserve some consolation, since they're about to lose all their pro basketball teams...

*crowd boos*

REJECT
Boy, that Oklahoma City is picking up some REAL winners.  :rolleyes:

*crowd boos*

REJECT
Anyway, I am, in fact, here to discuss my victory at November Reign.  I have to admit, without the BIAS of OAOAST officials working against me, I thought my match with Denzel Spencer would be a cakewalk.  But he actually gave me a hell of a match.

Reject turns and looks at the Burrough Boys, who start to give sarcastic rounds of applause.

REJECT
Yes, this Spencer has a bright future here in the OAOAST...but unfortunately, this is the present.  And you don't stand a chance.

*crowd boos*

REJECT
You know, I can't wait for the College Football bowl season.  Specifically, I'm looking forward to the Sugar Bowl, where the Hawaii Warriors will STOMP the Georgia Bulldogs into dust.  You see, I can relate to Hawaii, because all the major universities were afraid to play them during the regular season.  And that's the same problem I have.  Popick, Zack Malibu, Landon Maddix, Tha Puerto Rican, all these so-called "main-eventers"...they're all SCARED.  And that's why I run into the problems I do...

[color="#FF1493"][b]Je t'adore, Je t'adore...[/color][/b]

[i]Girls, Girls, Girls[/i] plays, and Felix Strutter walks through the curtains, followed by Deon Black.

COLE
And what do we have here?

COACH
Oh, this ought to be REAL good!

Strutter and Black climb into the ring, and Strutter gets another mic.

STRUTTER
Okay, look.  Do you have a point to make out here?  Because if I want to listen to shitty college football breakdowns, I'll turn on ESPN and listen to Lou Holtz.

Reject smirks, then raises the mic up again.

REJECT
Let me guess...you're out here to answer my challenge for more competition.

STRUTTER
I'm not out here for your insight on the Chick-Fil-A bowl.

REJECT
Okay then.  Tell me, what makes you a more worthy contender than Denzel Spencer?

STRUTTER
It's really simple when you think about it.  You say none of the big names will challenge you?  Well, it don't get no bigger than Felix Strutter.

*crowd boos*

STRUTTER
You can rank my body of work this year with anyone in this fed.  Just ask your former partner, Thunderkid!

REJECT
OK, that's all well and good.  You beat Thunderkid a couple times.  You rode Alf's coattails to a couple Heartland titles.  And that should somehow entitle you to a shot at MY title?  After you've lost to Sandman9000 on three consecutive PPVs?

*crowd cheers, as Strutter is visibly upset.*

STRUTTER
Enlighten me, then.  What's the secret to beating Sandman?

*pause*

STRUTTER
Oh, that's right...you don't know, because you were too busy getting your own ass kicked three weeks ago!

*crowd cheers, as Reject walks in a circle in the corner, then walks towards Strutter.*

REJECT
None of that matters.  Because when it comes down to it, you're just like Denzel Spencer.  Maybe you're the future of the OAOAST, but right now...(Reject pokes him on the chest with each word)...YOU...DON'T...MATTER.

Strutter puts his head down, then picks it back up and starts to speak again.

STRUTTER
I agree with you to an extent...I do have a bright future here.  And the future...IS NOW!

With that, Strutter SPITS in Reject's face!

COACH
Oh my...

Reject fumes, then as Strutter turns to leave, Reject blindsides him with his belt!

COLE
And Reject with a cheapshot on Felix Strutter!

Deon Black then strikes, grabbing Reject around the throat and trapping him in the corner!  The crowd cheers the big man on, as the Burrough Boys move in.  Black turns and lets out a yell.

BURROUGH BOYS
OH SNAP~!

The Burrough Boys scatter, then jump out of the ring and run away through the crowd!  Reject slides out of the ring, as [i]Medal[/i] hits, and the cheers of the crowd shower Anglesault as he comes to the ring.

COLE
Here comes the boss!

Anglesault steps into the ring, and grabs the mic that was being used by Strutter off the mat.

ANGLESAULT
My my my...this is an interesting development!  I think the great fans of Tacoma would like to see this one play out!

*crowd cheers*

ANGLESAULT
So here's what I'm going to do.  Tonight, I'm going to make a match, for the International World title, featuring Reject, and Felix Strutter!

*crowd cheers*

COACH
WHOA~!

ANGLESAULT
But there's a couple other things I noticed listening to you guys.  Reject, you seemed awfully confident that you could beat Denzel Spencer anytime you want.

Reject reluctantly nods his head.

ANGLESAULT
Good.  Then that means you wouldn't have any problem with facing him one more time, which is great, because also in the match, will be Denzel Spencer!

*crowd cheers*

ANGLESAULT
Also...a certain individual was brought up in the discussion, who holds two victories on HeldDOWN~! over you, Reject, and three victories at consecutive PPV events over you, Felix Strutter!

The crowd roars, as they know who Anglesault is referring to.

ANGLESAULT
And judging by that, that would certainly warrant that individual a shot at the International World title!  So, the fourth and final participant in tonight's main event, will be...SANDMAN9000!

*crowd roars*

ANGLESAULT
Now then...I'll let you two go to the back, because you have a match to prepare for.  But I need to speak to this big man right here.

Anglesault turns his attention to Deon Black, as Reject angrily walks back to the dressing room, and Strutter hangs around to see what he has to say.

ANGLESAULT
Felix has a match to get ready for...but as for you, you need to get ready to return to your hotel room.

The crowd cheers, as Anglesault waves to the back, signaling a hoard of police officers to the ring.

ANGLESAULT
Your actions at November Reign were totally unacceptable, and has left an OAOAST referee in the hospital.  So, it is my decision, after nearly two weeks of deliberation, that you are suspended indefinitely from the OAOAST!

The crowd cheers, as Black starts to go after Anglesault, who goes into a fighting stance.  Strutter leaps onto the back of Black, talking into his ear, until Black calms down.

ANGLESAULT
Get him out of here!

Strutter is talking to him the whole time as the cops handcuff him, needing two pairs to reach both hands behind his back.

COACH
Look at that.  One pair ain't gonna do it with this guy!

COLE
Wow, some monumental things going down on HeldDOWN~! tonight!  Deon Black suspended, and a four-man main event, for the International World title!

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