Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted December 14, 2007 Voting starts right now, and ends on the 21st at about well...whenever I arbitrarily decide a time in the afternoon. Winners will be notified on the 22/23rd, and have until the evening of January 1st to give me that sweet funky stuff, aka acceptance speeches! The awards ceremony will take place on January the 2nd, the day before The New Years Spectacular. Be you not of the house of Montague, come and crush a cup of wine! Why so much time to write an acceptance speech? Easy! With such a small writing pool, I expect a few of you could bag multiple awards. And if ya graduated 4th grade, you can logically determine that means more speeches to write! Now, if you haven't sworn off the teachings of christ our lord, amen, or have found a nice jewish girl to marry, this is the holiday season! Which means, busy, busy, busy visiting people you don't really like but feel kinda obligated to go see, and if you don't, your mother gives you this whole spiel about your grandmother's seventy eight years old, she won't be around forever, is time so valuable that you can't spend an hour...anyway, yep, you're busy. Add in to that regular OAOAST writing for HD, and the New Years Spectacular, which realistically won't get posted until Valentine's day, and that's even more to do! So, I, in all my wisdom, figure, hey, why not give you some extra time to write what could be multiple speeches? Alright, there's only five, at the most six at the least four, choices per award. Reason being, there's only about seven of us in the fed, and I ain't trynna fire shots at bros, but I don't think all of you will remember to vote! So by keeping the choices on the low, I think I can avoid something damn stupid like a three way tie. ***The Ballot*** "Hey I made it, I'm the world's greatest" Pro.Wres dude of the year -Landon Maddix -Zack Malibu -PRL -Reject -Stephen Joseph "With so much personality, what do you want from me? I can be by myself and enjoy the company" Most Entertaining Character -Alix Spezia -Krista Isadora Duncan -Christian Wright -Logan Mann -Nathaniel Black "Let Them Hate Me So As Long as They Fear Me" Heel Of The Year -Landon Maddix -PRL -Stephen Joseph -Reject -Theodore Moneymaker "Good ol' boys never meanin' no harm!" Face Of The Year -Zack Malibu -Leon Rodez -Thunderkid -Colombian Heat -Sandman9000 "Girls! All I really want is girls!" Female Personality of The Year -Krista Isadora Duncan -Alix Maria Spezia -Mackenzie DeCenzo -Melody Nerdly -Jade Rodez "People let me tell ya bout my best friend" Tag Team of The Year -Theodore Moneymaker & Christian Wright -Chicks Over Dicks -Team Heyross -The Heavenly Rockers -The Lonestar Gunslingers "Hate is a strong word, but I really, really, don't like you" Feud of the Year -The Heavenly Rockers Vs The Lonestar Gunslingers w/cameo apperances by a whole bunch of other dudes -Leon, D*LUX, and COD Vs The Enterprise -Sandman9000 Vs Felix Strutter -PRL Vs Zack Malibu Vs Landon Maddix (+more!) -PRL Vs Bohemoth Oh, baby baby, we belong together Couple of the year -Alix Maria Spezia and Krista Isadora Duncan -Alix Maria Spezia and Mackenzie DeCenzo -Leon Rodez and Maggie Nerdly -PRL and Miss Lindsay G. -Lolly! (Logan and Holly) "A Midcarder's Solemen Tears" Most Underrated/Unappreciated Wrestler(s) -Christopher Patrick Allen -D*LUX -Deuce Deuce Bigelow -Cuban Wall -Jamie O'Hara Did you realize that you were a champion? Best Title Reign(s) -Landon Maddix's OAOAST World Championship reign -Chicks Over Dicks three separate one and only world tag team title reigns. -Colombian Heat's 24/7 reign culminating in becoming the unifed United States Champion -The Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew's HI-YAH tag title reign -Reject's OAOAST International World Championship Reign Paid da cost to be da boss Manager/Valet/whatever the fuck you wanna call 'em of the year -Megan Skye -Melody Nerdly -Molly Nerdly -Stephen Joseph -Colonel Abdullah Nerdly okay I'm tired of cute titles Best PPV -Pick one! PPV MOTY -AnglePalooza: Survive Or Surrender, Zack Malibu Vs Bruce Blank -November Reign: Triple Decker Cage Match for the OAOAST World Title, Stephen Joseph (Champion) Vs Zack Malibu Vs PRL Vs Landon Maddix Vs Bohemoeth Vs Todd Cortez -Zero Hour: Chamber Of Hell Three, Sandman Vs Felix Strutter Vs Brock Ausstin Vs Alfdogg Vs Thunderkid Vs Chris Stevens -School's Out: Hell In A Cell Match For The Golden Contract: "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican (Owner of the Golden Contract) vs. Bohemoth -Angleslam: Leon Rodez, Chicks Over Dicks, and D*LUX Vs The Enterprise -Anglemania, Sin City Street Fight, The Heavenly Rockers Vs The Sooner Bruisers FREE TV (HeldDOWN and Syndicated) MOTY -HeldDOWN~! 8/16 OAOAST World Title, Landon Maddix (Champion) Vs Todd Cortez HeldDOWN 8/4-Tag Team Scramble Cage Match to crown the first ever One and Only World Tag Team Champions. -HeldDOWN~! 4/26, Caboose, Zack Malibu, Jamie O'Hara and Bohemoth Vs Cuban Wall, PRL, Vitamin X, and Bone Thug -HeldDOWN~! 1/18, HI-YAH Tag Team Championship, "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican & Stephen Joseph Popick vs. Colombian Heat & Spanish Fly -HeldDOWN~! 8/16 Reject and Thunderkid Vs Alfdogg and Felix Strutter -HeldDOWN~! 9/20 Chris Stevens Vs Brock Ausstin Vs Alfdogg Vs Thunderkid Most Entertaining Segment of The Year -HeldDOWN~! 2/8, a match made in hillbilly heaven, Melody unites with The Lonestar Gunslingers -HeldDOWN~! 3/15, Chicks Over Art, a serious discussion of the artistic merits of Christian Wright with Alix and Krista -HeldDOWN 3/1, Dinner and Business With Mister Moneymaker, Theodore Moneymaker entertains Alix at his family's private resturant and attempts to buy the tag titles off her. -Zero Hour,Penalty Shootout Challenge, in which KC exposes the soccer ignorance of everyone in the OAOAST except for me. Go Man City! -HeldDOWN 11/8, Reel Talk premiers with special guests The Heavenly Rockers! -HeldDOWN 8/31, SCHOOL HAZE A documentary film By Simon Singleton Cinematography by Molly Nerdly STARRING Rico De Janeiro Lucius Soul and featuring Tyler Bryant Shayne Brave yeah, having to do links is not so fun. Most Shocking Moment of The Year -Zero Hour, Holly-Wood turns on partner Melody Nerdly to reunite with husband Logan Mann -Halloween Spectacular, Stephen Joseph defies universe's expectations and wins the world title -Zero Hour, Sandman9000 returns to win the Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell -HeldDOWN 6/28, Landon Maddix cashes in on his Money In The Bank Title shot and defeats Zack Malibu to win the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship -HeldDOWN 11/8, Alix leaves Krista for Mackenzie, thus signaling the breakup of Chicks Over Dicks Feel Good Moment Of The Year -Angleslam, Jade leaves The Enterprise and reunites with her older bro Leon -Anglepalooza, Zack Malibu finally defeats Bruce Blank, ending Bruce's career in the OAOAST -Anderson Cup, Los Diablos overcome enormous odds and battle their way to the finals (then disappear for months, but that's not important!) -HeldDOWN 1/18, Colombian Heat recovers from losing his girlfriend by winning the HI-YAH World Tag Team Titles with Spanish Fly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2007 Reminder!!!!!! For those who haven't already, tomorrow afternoon is your last chance to vote! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2007 Little notice for ya'll cats, I only need the speech, you don't have to worry about listing the nominations or writing someone presenting the award, I take care of all that. If its important for you to know who's presenting your award then I guess you can always ask me. If anyone has a problem with a character presenting an award, speak now or forever hold your peace I now pronounce you husband and husband. Yay! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
