Roll Call For Party Convention

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

This thread created so as not to interfere with normal State business.

 

Okay, with the ABCDURPL, or Abbey Party, Convention approaching this weekend, I need an idea of who is still being active within the State so as to make things simpler. This is also to get an idea of who's still with the State period, as there are a few Cabinet members who took their office and left. One never even showed up in the State's thread. The following are in question because they took an office and left, posted once or twice and disappeared, or post only intermittently:

 

Ayatollah of Agriculture RetroRob215

Baron of Labor AreaCode212

Weed Dude Dreamer420

Duke of Sporting Events TrebleCharged

Secretary of Justice Justsoyouknow

Overlord of Homeland Security Slickster

 

The rest of the Cabinet is good as far as level of activity goes. Remember, a government that has soverignty over three and soon to be four continents has to be constantly working for the good of the billions it has a Social Contract with. Just post a quick "I'm here" or something so I know to expect something from you in my PM box. I'll have a Mod lock this up or delete it after the deadline passes on Saturday. We don't want to take up even more unessecary space. Please don't post here asking for an office, that can be done in the State's main thread.

 

Oh, and don't discuss business in here or get into conversations. Just one post. Like I said, keep the talking in the State's thread, just say you're here and leave.

 

I'll start us off:

 

I, Maximum Proconsul Kotzenjunge, am here and will have an address ready for the Convention on Saturday.

[Guest Incandenza]

I, Celebrity of the State Incadenza, am here as well.

[Guest treble charged]

I'm still here, just that exams have taken up most of my time.

 

Expect a post by the beginning of next week.

[Guest J*ingus]

You know I, Baron of Entertainment Jingus, am here, I never leave.

[Guest dreamer420]

ha ha, I didn't even know I was the weed dude, although I'm not sure of that title.

 

minister of chiba sounds pretty good though.

[Guest goodhelmet]

i'm here and still plotting your demise!!!!

[Guest justsoyouknow]

...I'm here. Just sort of disenchanted with some of the party's recent actions, but I'm still here.

[Guest Incandenza]

Just sort of disenchanted with some of the party's recent actions

 

I hope it's nothing other than Supataft's regrettable behavior in the "Ask Rob" thread.

[Guest justsoyouknow]

I posted on it in the "Ask the Dictator" thread.

[Guest Incandenza]

I posted on it in the "Ask the Dictator" thread.

 

It will be interesting to see how our Maximum Proconsul responds to it.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I'll repost it here, since people are asking:

 

Deadlines for Convention Addresses:

 

7:30 PM Saturday -- General Cabinet members

8:00 PM Saturday -- Chancellor Goodhelmet's Assessment of the State

8:30 PM Saturday -- First Lady BarelyThere speaks on, um... lady stuff.

9:30 PM Saturday -- Assistant Proconsul Kinetic Addresses the State

10:30 PM Saturday -- Maximum Proconsul's State of the State address and closing ceremonies.

 

Send all speeches to me via PM. Make 'em the eqivalent of a 5-10 minute speech if you're General Cabinet or Chancellor Goodhelmet. The First Lady's is 10-15 minutes long. Assistant Proconsul's will be a similar length. Mine will be 15-20 minutes probably, a real doozy. I'll also write up the closing ceremonies and inter-speech activities.

[Guest barelythere]

Yup I'm here, I'll have a speech. Sooner or later.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Since the Convention has been moved to Tuesday night at 9, bumparoonie!

[Guest J*ingus]

Thank god, as it turns out I was gone all day.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

im here, but not, cause ill be on business outside the state, but you have my intro

 

ill be sure to research and figure out what i need to do

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Bumped to remind everyone that your addresses are due by 7:30 tonight!!!!

 

Best speech gets Southern Australia and Victoria after the invasion!

[Guest Anglesault]

::Raises hand::

 

Uhm...huh? Speech?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Yes, all heads of Cabinet Ministries have to give a speech, a story, a SOMETHING with a beginning, middle, and end.

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

*smirks* Maybe I'm just reading it wrong..but..I don't have to make a speech, right? State security and all.

 

-Shiro

[Guest Anglesault]

Does that include me?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

As Commander of Commerce, you are indeed a Cabinet member.

 

Diablo, you don't have to make a speech, but you can if you want.

 

Remember, send all speeches via PM to me.

[Guest Anglesault]

Am I allowed to ramble and stall in my speech?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Sure, whatever.