Today was my birthday, yet I am home by midnight.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

There comes a point where getting older stops being a reason for celebration.

[Dandy 0]

Happy Birthday! How old are you?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Over 25.

[Dandy 0]

28 here. I have had the birthday where you don't do anything special. Kind of sad to think that one day we will not look forward to birthdays in the slightest.

[Nighthawk 0]

I know we're both pretty sarcastic, but I do legitimately wish you a happy birthday! You've always entertained me.

 

So you're like 31, right?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Condom, since you shared, I'll own up to turning 29. Even if I hadn't said that, I'm sure my personal historian Sensei John Kreese would've revealed it.

[Jingus 0]

28 here. I have had the birthday where you don't do anything special. Kind of sad to think that one day we will not look forward to birthdays in the slightest.

You just described my last birthday word-for-word. 28, didn't do anything, didn't want to.

[Dandy 0]

28 here. I have had the birthday where you don't do anything special. Kind of sad to think that one day we will not look forward to birthdays in the slightest.

You just described my last birthday word-for-word. 28, didn't do anything, didn't want to.

 

 

No, my last birthday was pretty cool. 27 was a total snoozer as only two of my friends could do anything that night.

[Kinetic 0]

Happy birthday! And so close to Jesus's birthday, too. How nice.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I went out, ate and had a few drinks with some friends, but they we're all "hey, let's go to a club" and I was all "hey, I'm going to go home and have a quiet night of reflection and reading." Which was better than saying what I knew I'd end up doing: drinking some more, listening to some music and dicking around on the internet.

[Slayer 0]

Mrs Slayer was off in Europe on my last bday, so I went out for a solo dinner... the thing that stuck in my mind was watching a group of HS girls come into the restaurant and, while checking out their T&A, hit the cold hard realization that the kids going into HS this year were being spit out around when I started HS.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then I went back to checking out their T&A

[Kinetic 0]

T&A? Who are you?

[Slayer 0]

I sacrificed my integrity to save a few keystrokes

[Nighthawk 0]

I was at In-N-Out on my last birthday, shamelessly checking out a volleyball team who were probably in the 15-16 year old range. I did go up to them and say "Can I get any of you cunts a drink?", but it was a dare.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Of my inner circle of friends, I'm the closest to 30; the rest are in their mid-20s. I hate them for their youth and beauty.

[The Man in Blak 0]

Oh, hey - didn't catch this over at the other place, but happy birthday, man.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Thanks, guys. I'ma post some cock pics to show my appreciation.

[Rendclaw 0]

Wait until you;re staring 40 right in the face. Whippersnappers.

 

And Milky, I mean this in a nice way, but you have to be the biggest sociopath I have ever seen.

[BUTT 0]

I'll be sure to save the forthcoming pics of Inc's weiner for future use in my new dedicated wiki, IncanPedia, coming 2008.

[Copper Feel 0]

I'm only 16, and I've already had the "do virtually nothing" birthday. I went to Alton Towers two days later, but still, my birthday itself was negligible.

 

Happy 29th anyway man.

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

Mine is this Tuesday. No plans yet. Maybe I'll try heroin.

[Sideburnious 0]

Snort, smoke or inject?

[EL BRUJ0 0]

Where are the cock pictures?

 

There shall be no birthday wishes til the cock is shown.

[Retard Girl 0]

Where are the cock pictures?

 

There shall be no birthday wishes til the cock is shown.

 

 

 

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...80&start=80

[godthedog 0]

happy birthday, son.

 

if you chicken out, you can post picture of my cock instead and pretend it's yours. it's very impressive.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

Heh, no fucker would be released from a session with me via the explanation 'Reflection and Reading'!

 

Still, many happy returns.

[Jingus 0]

I did go up to them and say "Can I get any of you cunts a drink?", but it was a dare.

Lines from Shaun of the Dead shouldn't count as being offensive anyway.

[luke-o 0]

Happy Birthday.

 

My birthdays now just consist of going to a local pub and then for a curry. That's all I ever want to do.

[Matt Young 0]

I'm 23. Pretty much every birthday after 21 is useless.

[Gary Floyd 0]

24. I'm 25 in April.

 

Oh, and Happy Birthday.