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As the show returns to the air, generic OAOAST music is playing as Alfdogg starts to climb into the ring, joining 19 other superstars already inside.

COLE
We're back, folks, and there is the former two-time OAOAST World champion Alfdogg, one of the 20 participants in this battle royal, with the winner getting a chance to be the undisputed World champion at AnglePalooza!

COACH
And I like his chances, Cole, there's some big names in there, but I really like Alf's chances here!

In addition to Alf, the ring includes Todd Cortez, Jamie O'Hara, Nathaniel Black, Faqu, James Blonde, Theodore Moneymaker, Christopher Patrick Allen, Colombian Heat, Denzel Spencer, Reggie Lamont, Thunderkid, Reject, Brock Ausstin, Team Heyross, Los Diablos de Fuego, Jumbo, and Deuce Deuce Bigelow.  Once Alf steps in, the referee calls for the bell, and the action begins!

*DING DING DING*

COLE
Here we go!  One of these men will meet "After Hours" Felix Strutter, and the winner of tonight's triple threat match at AnglePalooza!

The action is too tough to call at first, and then two crowds start to form...one of which lifts Jumbo over the top rope, and to the floor!  The camera then quickly cuts to the other side of the ring to see Deuce hit the floor, as well!

COACH
WHOA~!

COLE
And it won't be Jumbo or Deuce!  The two biggest men in the match will have to hit the showers!

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1st eliminaton: Jumbo
eliminated by: Todd Cortez, Nathaniel Black, James Blonde, Christopher Patrick Allen, Colombian Heat, Reggie Lamont, Alfdogg, Thunderkid, & Mariachi
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2nd elimination: Deuce Deuce Bigelow
eliminated by: Jamie O'Hara, Faqu, Theodore Moneymaker, Denzel Spencer, Reject, Brock Ausstin, Charlie Moss, Quentin Benjamin, & Moracca
left in ring: Todd Cortez, Jamie O'Hara, Nathaniel Black, Faqu, James Blonde, Theodore Moneymaker, Christopher Patrick Allen, Colombian Heat, Denzel Spencer, Reggie Lamont, Alfdogg, Thunderkid, Reject, Brock Ausstin, Charlie Moss, Quentin Benjamin, Mariachi, Moracca
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Everyone then pairs off as in a normal battle royal, since this is, y'know, a normal battle royal.  Reggie Lamont hammers away on Jamie O'Hara from behind, while Team Heyross doubles up on Brock Ausstin.  Suddenly, Todd Cortez scoops Theodore Moneymaker onto his shoulders!

COLE
And the head of the Enterprise in trouble early!

However, Faqu makes the save for Teddy, nailing Cortez in the midsection.  Teddy responds by dealing out air money.

COLE
And Teddy flashing the money sign there after the save!  Have to keep an eye on that.

COACH
You really think Faqu's in it for Mr. Moneymaker?

COLE
You never know, as much cash as he has!

Mariachi then takes over on Cortez, as Faqu and Teddy start to double-team Thunderkid.  Colombian Heat helps out Denzel Spencer against CPA, as Mariachi charges Cortez...and is backdropped to the floor!

COLE
And one of the Diablos out, that looks like Mariachi!

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3rd elimination: Mariachi
eliminated by: Todd Cortez
left in ring: Todd Cortez, Jamie O'Hara, Nathaniel Black, Faqu, James Blonde, Theodore Moneymaker, Christopher Patrick Allen, Colombian Heat, Denzel Spencer, Reggie Lamont, Alfdogg, Thunderkid, Reject, Brock Ausstin, Charlie Moss, Quentin Benjamin, Moracca
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Heat and Alf slug it out in a corner, as Reject works over Moracca.

COLE
Even though the two biggest guys in the match have been eliminated, you've still got some mass in that ring, Coach!

COACH
Oh yeah, Brock's in there, you got the Samoan Wrecking Ball...CPA in there from the Enterprise...

CPA has attacked Spencer from behind.  Teddy shouts out orders while CPA works over Spencer in a corner.  Meanwhile, Brock fights his way out of another corner against James Blonde and Nathaniel Black.

COLE
Brock Ausstin fighting desperately in there, you know he wants a chance to be a World champion!

CPA holds Spencer up for Teddy, who comes in for a clothesline...but Spencer slips out, and CPA takes the shot!

COACH
Oh no!

COLE
And Teddy just hit his own man!

CPA staggers back into the ropes, and Spencer hops up and clotheslines Teddy to the mat, then hits CPA with a dropkick in the back, and CPA falls over the top to the floor!

COACH
I can't believe that.

COLE
Christopher Patrick Allen has been eliminated!

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4th elimination: Christopher Patrick Allen
eliminated by: Denzel Spencer
left in ring: Todd Cortez, Jamie O'Hara, Nathaniel Black, Faqu, James Blonde, Theodore Moneymaker, Colombian Heat, Denzel Spencer, Reggie Lamont, Alfdogg, Thunderkid, Reject, Brock Ausstin, Charlie Moss, Quentin Benjamin, Moracca
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Brock then lifts Moracca high overhead!

COACH
And we've got a man joining him, it looks like!

Brock tosses Moracca right down on top of CPA!

COLE
And the other Diablo is gone!

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5th elimination: Moracca
eliminated by: Brock Ausstin
left in ring: Todd Cortez, Jamie O'Hara, Nathaniel Black, Faqu, James Blonde, Theodore Moneymaker, Colombian Heat, Denzel Spencer, Reggie Lamont, Alfdogg, Thunderkid, Reject, Brock Ausstin, Charlie Moss, Quentin Benjamin
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Moracca gets to his feet, then looks down at CPA.  Moracca does the grind on CPA's head!

COLE
:lol:

COACH
What is that?

Moracca then takes off down the aisle, with CPA in hot pursuit!

In the ring, Reggie sizes up Denzel, then as he turns around, floors him with a HUGE bicycle kick!

COACH
DAY-UM~!

COLE
What a kick from Reggie Lamont!

Reggie then picks up Denzel, and pitches him to the floor!

COACH
YEAH!

COLE
And Denzel Spencer has been eliminated, by his former tag team partner, Reggie Lamont!  Reggie has made good on his word!

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6th elimination: Denzel Spencer
eliminated by: Reggie Lamont
left in ring: Todd Cortez, Jamie O'Hara, Nathaniel Black, Faqu, James Blonde, Theodore Moneymaker, Colombian Heat, Reggie Lamont, Alfdogg, Thunderkid, Reject, Brock Ausstin, Charlie Moss, Quentin Benjamin
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O'Hara dropkicks Reggie from behind, as Team Heyross works over Brock once again.

COLE
And Team Heyross very smart, they have stayed together throughout this match!

TK helps out Brock, and Moss thumbs him in the eye, as Benjamin continues to work over Brock.  That is short-lived, however, as Brock recovers and hammers Benjamin in a corner.  TK turns it around on Moss, as well.

COACH
But they're in trouble now!

Brock and TK have Team Heyross set up for Irish whips, as O'Hara delivers a jawbreaker to Reggie, sending him staggering to mid-ring.  Brock and TK then whip Team Heyross into mid-ring, sandwiching Reggie in between them!

COLE
Reggie Lamont caught between Team Heyross!

TK then charges Benjamin, and clotheslines him to the floor, while Brock does the same to Moss!  Cortez then grabs Reggie, and pitches him to the outside, as well!

COLE
And three more guys gone, right there!

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7th elimination: Quentin Benjamin
eliminated by: Thunderkid

8th elimination: Charlie Moss
eiminated by: Brock Ausstin

9th elimination: Reggie Lamont
eliminated by: Todd Cortez
left in ring: Todd Cortez, Jamie O'Hara, Nathaniel Black, Faqu, James Blonde, Theodore Moneymaker, Colombian Heat, Alfdogg, Thunderkid, Reject, Brock Ausstin
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O'Hara then slugs it out with Reject, as Blonde and Faqu double up on Alf.  As they hammer away, a "Let's go Alf!" chant can be heard starting up.  Meanwhile, Cortez and Nathaniel Black are in the midst of a spirited exchange.  Black gets the better of it, then whips Cortez into the ropes, but puts his head down, and Cortez goes to the standing headlock, prompting a big pop from the crowd!

COLE
Could be the Riot Act Plus!

However, Black backdrops out of it!  Black then hooks Cortez from behind, and delivers the CHELSEA DAGGER~!

COACH
There we go!

Black then poses for the crowd, drawing boos.  He picks up Cortez, still raising his arm in the air.

COACH
He's wasting a lot of time here, though!

Black goes to dump Cortez, but Cortez reverses, and it's Black who ends up on the floor!

COACH
NO!

COLE
Nathaniel Black eliminated!

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10th elimination: Nathaniel Black
eliminated by: Todd Cortez
left in ring: Todd Cortez, Jamie O'Hara, Faqu, James Blonde, Theodore Moneymaker, Colombian Heat, Alfdogg, Thunderkid, Reject, Brock Ausstin
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COLE
So the field now cut in half with the elimination of Nathaniel Black!

Alf fights back on Blonde and Faqu, as the crowd gets into it. Alf stomps on Faqu's bare foot, then kicks Blonde in the midsection, and grabs him in a side headlock.  He runs to the corner, and kicks off of the buckle, catching Faqu on the way down, as well, and delivering a double bulldog!

COLE
What a move by Alf!

COACH
But look at Faqu!

Faqu is right back up, and delivers a BIG thrust kick to the jaw of Alf!

COLE
And what a KICK by the Samoan Wrecking Ball!

Faqu lets out a yell, which draws boos, then goes to work on Heat.  Meanwhile, as Cortez works over Blonde, Landon Maddix makes his way to the ring!

COLE
Wait a minute!

COACH
Oh yes!

COLE
He's not in the battle royal!

Cortez sets up Blonde for the RIOT ACT PLUS~!!!!!11111, when he spots Landon, and drops Blonde.

COLE
Landon Maddix out here, and he's distracted Todd Cortez!

As Cortez jaws with Landon, Blonde hammers him from behind.  Landon laughs, as Blonde scoops up Cortez for the kill, raising his hand in the air.  He makes his way to the ropes, but Cortez hangs on, and Blonde's momentum takes him out to the floor!

COLE
And Cortez somehow able to eliminate James Blonde!

Cortez then stands up on the apron, and continues to talk to Landon, as Faqu sneaks up from behind, and delivers a big chop, sending him flying to the floor!

COLE
And now Todd Cortez eliminated, courtesy of that big chop from the Samoan Wrecking Ball, Faqu!

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11th elimination: James Blonde
eliminated by: Todd Cortez

12th elimination: Todd Cortez
eliminated by: Faqu
left in ring: Jamie O'Hara, Faqu, Theodore Moneymaker, Colombian Heat, Alfdogg, Thunderkid, Reject, Brock Ausstin
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COLE
But give an assist to Landon Maddix, who has no business out here...

Suddenly, Nathaniel Black comes running back out!

COLE
And now look at this!  A 3-on-1 assault on Todd Cortez!

Landon, Blonde and Black stomp Cortez on the floor, as officials run out of the back to back them off.  

COACH
This is great, Cole!

Landon raises his arms in the air, as the crowd boos.  Finally the three are forced to the back, and Cortez recovers slowly, then runs to the back in pursuit!

COLE
And Todd Cortez is hot!

COACH
He's making a mistake here, I'm telling you!

Meanwhile, back in the ring, TK and Reject hook up on the ropes, and Teddy and Faqu sneak up from behind, and dump both men to the floor!

COLE
And there goes two more!  Thunderkid and Reject were fighting it out on the ropes, and Teddy came from behind, again with the help of Faqu, and the two joined together to dump both of them!

Teddy celebrates, and hands off the air bills once again.  Meanwhile, O'Hara has Alf set up, and comes of for a 450 KNEEDROP~!!!...but Alf rolls out of the way!

COLE
And O'Hara's knees crashing into the mat!

Alf then gets to his feet, and hooks O'Hara, taking him right over the top to the floor with an OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY~!

COLE
And Jamie O'Hara gone, we're down to five!

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13th elimination: Thunderkid
eliminated by: Faqu, Theodore Moneymaker

14th elimination: Reject
eliminated by: Faqu, Theodore Moneymaker

15th elimination: Jamie O'Hara
eliminated by: Alfdogg
left in ring: Faqu, Theodore Moneymaker, Colombian Heat, Alfdogg, Brock Ausstin
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Teddy and Faqu double up on Heat, while Alf and Brock slug it out.

COLE
Alf and Brock going at it, what battles in the past between these two!

Brock gets the better of the exchange, but Alf goes to the eyes.  Alf attempts an Irish whip, but Brock counters, and pulls Alf in for a BELLY-TO-BELLY~!

COLE
Nice suplex by Brock!

Teddy and Faqu have Heat in trouble, but Brock makes his way over and rams their heads together!  Teddy goes down, but Faqu shrugs it off and delivers one of his own to Brock!

COACH
Look at that!

Faqu then delivers a thrust to the throat, sending Brock down, where he rolls to the outside.

COLE
And Brock Ausstin not eliminated, you have to go over the top rope!

Teddy drops an elbow to the back of Alf's head, while Faqu stalks Heat once again.  Faqu delivers shoulders to the midsection, while Teddy shouts out encouragement and hands out air money. Faqu then back out, and charges.  Heat dodges him, and sends him into the middle buckle with a drop toehold!  As Brock rolls back inside, Heat blocks a right and a left from Teddy, then ducks another big right, and delivers an atomic drop!  Alf rolls to the apron, as Brock grabs Faqu and scoops him up.

COACH
Uh-oh...

COLE
F-STUNNER-5 coming up!

Brock spins Faqu around, and completes the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111

COLE
What power from Brock Ausstin!

Heat then drills Teddy with a PELE KICK~!, which causes Teddy to land on Faqu in a postion which incites many :lol:'s.  Alf then positions himself on the top rope...

COACH
Look at this!

...and comes off with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111

COLE
Five-Star from Alfdogg!

Brock then scoops Alf up for another F-Stunner-5, but Alf slips behind the back and executes a BELLY-TO-BELLY~!  When Brock gets back to his feet, Alf jumps onto his shoulders for a hurricanrana!  Heat then dropkicks Brock in the back, sending both men over the top!

COACH
Look at this!

Brock falls off the apron to the floor, while Alf kicks his legs frantically, and eventually pulls himself back in under the bottom and clings to the bottom rope.

COLE
We're down to four!  Brock Ausstin eliminated!

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16th elimination: Brock Ausstin
eliminated by: Colombian Heat
[b]Final Four: Faqu, Theodore Moneymaker, Colombian Heat, Alfdogg[/b]
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Heat is down on the mat, as Faqu steps back and falls forward with a headbutt.  Teddy then stops Faqu, and points at Alf, telling him to get rid of him.

COLE
And Moneymaker giving Faqu some instructions here...

As Alf struggles to his feet with the ropes, Faqu charges...but Alf drops down and pulls the rope down, and Faqu goes flying over it to the floor!

COACH
...I don't think that's what Teddy was looking for!

COLE
Three men remaining!  The Samoan Wrecking Ball is gone!

However, Teddy simply drops a fist on the spent Alf, and pitches him to the floor!

COACH
Wow!

COLE
And Alf is gone!  What a shocker, we're down to two!

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17th elimination: Faqu
eliminated by: Alfdogg

18th elimination: Alfdogg
eliminated by: Theodore Moneymaker
left in ring: Theodore Moneymaker, Colombian Heat
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COLE
So it will either be Colombian Heat, or the leader of the Enterprise, Theodore Moneymaker, going to AnglePalooza!

The crowd boos the elimination of Alf, as Teddy holds his hands out, backing off Heat, then waves to the back.  CPA comes back out, carrying a duffle bag.

COLE
What is this?

COACH
What could be in that bag?

CPA hands the bag up to Teddy, who starts talking to Heat.  He then opens the bag, which is filled to the top with various dollar bills!

COACH
Wow!

COLE
Teddy trying to buy off Heat here...

COACH
Don't be foolish, Heat!  It's either a bag of money, or a broke ass-kicking!

Heat mulls it over, and eventually takes the bag.

COLE
I don't believe it.

COACH
That's what I'm talkin' about!

Teddy starts to pose on the buckles...when Heat unzips the bag, and starts throwing the money out!

COLE
And Heat is giving away the money!

Teddy turns around, and sees what's going on, and goes after Heat.  Heat swings the bag of money at Teddy, then starts delivering right hands!

COLE
You can't buy Heat!  I knew it!

Heat goes for an Irish whip, but Teddy reverses.  Heat ducks a clothesline, but gets caught with a powerslam!

COACH
You may not be able to buy him, but you can send a message to him this way!

Teddy gets to his knees, then to his feet, and poses for the crowd, drawing boos.

COLE
Theodore Moneymaker looking to get a shot at being the undisputed World champion!

Teddy picks up Heat and backs him into a corner, delivering a CHOP~!

Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!

And another!

Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!

And another!

Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!

Teddy brings Heat out, and executes a vertical suplex!

COACH
He's looking good right now!

COLE
Nicely executed suplex!

Teddy gets to his feet, then drops a fist on Heat!  He gets to his feet again, and drops another!  He then picks Heat up, and looks to dump him!

COLE
And maybe it will happen now!

Heat struggles, and drops back down in the ring.  Teddy stomps away, then whips Heat into the ropes.  He puts his head down, however, and gets caught with a swinging neckbreaker!

COLE
But Heat with a big move!  This could be the turning point of the battle royal!

Both men get to their feet slowly, and Teddy goes for a right hand, which is blocked by Heat, who delivers one of his own!  Heat opens up with a flurry, then whips Teddy into the ropes, backing in himself and catching Teddy with a flying forearm!

COLE
Colombian Heat on a roll!

Heat calls out to the fans, who egg him on, as Teddy begs off.  Heat backs him into a corner, and climbs up, firing off rights as the fans count along!

1!!!


2!!!


3!!!


4!!!


5!!!


Teddy carries Heat out of the corner, and attempts an inverted atomic drop, but Heat counters, and clotheslines him to the mat!

COACH
Oh, come on, Teddy!  You can't let this clown go to AnglePalooza!

Heat whips Teddy into a corner, and charges, but Teddy gets a foot up!

COACH
There you go!

Teddy stops to catch his breath, then signals for the end.

COLE
And Moneymaker says he's headed for AnglePalooza!

Teddy backs into the ropes, and runs at Heat...but Heat drops down, and backdrops Teddy over the top!

COACH
Nonononono...

However, Teddy lands on the apron!  Heat goes for a right hands, but Teddy blocks and delivers one of his own!  Teddy then hooks a front facelock, and brings Heat onto the apron with him via a suplex!

COLE
And look at this!  Both men battling it out on the apron, if they fall off, it's over!

Heat and Teddy slug it out, with Teddy getting the better of the exchange.  Teddy then grabs a side headlock, and rakes Heat's face across the top rope!

COLE
And Heat has his face raked across that top rope!

Teddy grabs the headlock again...but this time, Heat shoves him off, and Teddy rams into the ringpost, then staggers...and FALLS OFF TO THE FLOOR~!

COACH
NO!

COLE
That's it!  Colombian Heat has won it!

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19th elimination: Theodore Moneymaker
eliminated by: Colombian Heat
[b]WINNER: Colombian Heat[/b]
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BUFFER
[i]Ladies and gentlemen...the winner of the battle royal...COOOOOOOOOOOOOLOMBIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN
NNN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT~!!!!![/i]

COACH
I can't believe this.

Teddy and CPA argue with the referee at ringside, but to no avail, and the two leave ringside in a huff.

COLE
Colombian Heat will go to AnglePalooza and challenge for the Undisputed World championship!  And you remember what happened the last time he participated in a big unification match!

COACH
...yeah, I remember.

Teddy points at Heat in the ring, as Heat celebrates his victory.  The referee raises his hand, and Teddy throws another tantrum.

COLE
So we know that Felix Strutter and Colombian Heat will go to AnglePalooza, but who will the third man be?  We'll find out in our main event tonight!

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