What Russo Trait Are You Eager To Welcome Back?

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Who will be the next champ for the belts under Russo?

 

International Undisputed World: HHH

IC title: X-Pac

Euro: Spike, followed by Nowitsky

Tag: Faarooq and Mark Henry

CW: THE REDNECK MESSIAH~! WHOOOO!

Hardcore: Vince Russo (who gives the belts to a tag team)

[Guest Will Scarlet]

I am looking forward to seeing what objects he will stick on a pole this time around.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

I am honestly hoping for the return of the judy bagwell on a pole match...

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

That must be the first time I hear somebody say they wish for the return of Judy Bagwell

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Hey, it was camp.

 

She WAS one of the most decorated SUPERSTARS in WCW history, you know.

 

And she can *work* *it*... YOU KNOW?

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Stop it before you ruin somebody's keyboard because they are vomiting on it.

[Guest RickyChosyu]

Hey, remember when Shane Douglas jammed a bunch of viagra in Kidman's mouth and they called it wrestling? How about when every Jarret match had at least four run-ins, including CELEBRITIES like GARRY COLEMAN!?! Remember when David Arquette defended the WORLD TITLE against Tank Abott and WON THE MATCH!?!? It's giving me chills thinking of what he'll come up with next.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Remember when Terri iced the tights of Stasiak for some reason?

[Guest RickyChosyu]

Remember when Terri iced the tights of Stasiak for some reason?

Oh God, and JR and King had to subtly point out that he was "tired" from fucking Terri and Jackie too much and thus, lost all the time.

 

For all the talk of MchMahon acting as Russo's "filter" you have to wonder just how much he was paying attention, considering this kind of shit made it through inspection. I mean, how exactly did Russo justify the Terri Runnels pregnancy angle?

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Were they as subtle as a jackhammer or what?

 

It's still possible for them to bring back Meat, although Planet Stasiak with Terri and Jackie would be more fun. "Yes King, we did zoom to my planet and over there, it goes on for days"

 

You know.. the Meat gimmick just didn't work. You'd think the guy would be a face if he has two chicks at once. Granted, they are Terri McBeal and Jackie.

 

Remember what Oswald said in Office Space, million dollars, two chicks at once, man.

[Guest RickyChosyu]

Were they as subtle as a jackhammer or what?

 

It's still possible for them to bring back Meat, although Planet Stasiak with Terri and Jackie would be more fun. "Yes King, we did zoom to my planet and over there, it goes on for days"

 

You know.. the Meat gimmick just didn't work. You'd think the guy would be a face if he has two chicks at once. Granted, they are Terri McBeal and Jackie.

 

Remember what Oswald said in Office Space, million dollars, two chicks at once, man.

That'd be hilarious. I'd love it if they did that, just for old time's sake. It's better than giving HHH thirty minutes with his sledge hammer and a microphone to garner ratings.

 

Yeah, Dreamer managed to get over with "I'm hardcore, I'll take 'em both!!!", and it's a shame poor Meat didn't get the same response. You have to wonder what kind of acid the entire PMS angle was dirived from. I mean, it vaguely could be considered a rip-off of the whole Varsity Club angle in WCW (with lots "subtle" inuendo thrown in) with Rick Stiener replacing Meat, and Steve Williams and Kevin Sullivan replaceing Terri and Jackie, but what exactly was Russo planning for a blow-off? Meat gets back at Terri by entering a gay-relationship with Goldust and they have a big tag match on Pay Per View? I could see Russo doing that.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

"That'd be hilarious. I'd love it if they did that, just for old time's sake. "

 

Nostalgia always works. Plus, I'm sure Planet Stasiak has a place called Space Mountain.

 

"It's better than giving HHH thirty minutes with his sledge hammer and a microphone to garner ratings."

 

You give me a chair, hand lotion and a porno mag and you let me masturbate in the middle of the ring during Smackdown and I bet I'd draw ratings.

 

But then they'd try to milk the idea (no pun intended)

 

"Yeah, Dreamer managed to get over with "I'm hardcore, I'll take 'em both!!!", and it's a shame poor Meat didn't get the same response."

 

Keeping in mind that Dreamer started getting over by being caned viciously by the Sandman. I'm sure that if Stasiak got caned like that, he'd start getting over somehow. Let's try it and see.

 

"You have to wonder what kind of acid the entire PMS angle was dirived from. I mean, it vaguely could be considered a rip-off of the whole Varsity Club angle in WCW (with lots "subtle" inuendo thrown in) with Rick Stiener replacing Meat, and Steve Williams and Kevin Sullivan replaceing Terri and Jackie"

 

Are you saying that the concept was the same or that Rick Steiner was having sex with Steve Williams and Kevin Sullivan?

 

I just want to check...

 

"what exactly was Russo planning for a blow-off?"

 

Didn't Stasiak suddenly turn face in like September 1999? and then I think he did some stuff with Joey Abs, before he lost to Kurt Angle, recorded people and got fired. Shawn Stasiak will always be known as the first victim of Kurt Angle

 

"Meat gets back at Terri by entering a gay-relationship with Goldust and they have a big tag match on Pay Per View?"

 

Okay, that's as creepy as me asking if Rick Steiner was nailing Kevin Sullivan in your comparison.

 

Maybe Meat gets back at Terri... uh.. no idea.. it could involve Meat and Too Much, it could be the opposite of "Doing what women want" Meat which is probably "Wifebeater" Meat.

[Guest joshicho]

Could someone explain the varsity club angle?

[Guest RickyChosyu]

Are you saying that the concept was the same or that Rick Steiner was having sex with Steve Williams and Kevin Sullivan?

 

I just want to check...

 

"what exactly was Russo planning for a blow-off?"

 

Didn't Stasiak suddenly turn face in like September 1999? and then I think he did some stuff with Joey Abs, before he lost to Kurt Angle, recorded people and got fired. Shawn Stasiak will always be known as the first victim of Kurt Angle

 

"Meat gets back at Terri by entering a gay-relationship with Goldust and they have a big tag match on Pay Per View?"

 

Okay, that's as creepy as me asking if Rick Steiner was nailing Kevin Sullivan in your comparison.

 

Maybe Meat gets back at Terri... uh.. no idea.. it could involve Meat and Too Much, it could be the opposite of "Doing what women want" Meat which is probably "Wifebeater" Meat.

No, I don't think Rick was nailing Sullivan or Williams. Then again, with the kind of drugs the Steiners were on sometimes, it really does make you think. But no, I wasn't really alluding to that.

 

Stasiak did turn face for a little while. He started doing the "my dad was world champion, so cheer me" bit and it didn't work. Shocking.

 

Hey, Wifebeater Meat couldn't possibly have out-done Wifebeater Chaz!!! .....oh wait...

[Guest joshicho]

What about another powerbomb versus powerbomb match, without any powerbombs?

[Guest notJames]

Could someone explain the varsity club angle?

wCw reintroduced the Varsity Club sometime before the End (late 1999, early 2000ish, I think). They were an old heel group from the 80s whose gimmick was that of a collegiate wrestling crew. The group consisted of

 

Kevin Sullivan (leader)

Dr. Death Steve Williams

Mike Rotundo

Rick Steiner

 

They had 3 of the 4 (no Sullivan) come back as a group with Kimona Wanalaya, an old ECW valet, repackaged as their cheerleader Leia Meow. The gimmick went over like a lead balloon because the wCw fans who were left were probably too young to remember the old group, and really, how successful do you think a group like those old timers could get nowadays? Especially under the writing of Russo?